Host:
Martha Raddatz
Guests:
Pierre
Thomas
Jon
Karl
Gov.
Doug Ducey (R-AZ)
George
Atallah – NFL Players Union
Dr.
Richard Besser
Dr.
Thomas Frieden – Director CDC
Brian
Ross
Brad
Garrett
Dane
Egli
Gov.
Scott Walker (R-WI)
Gwen
Ifill
Rich
Lowry
Matthew
Dowd
LZ
Granderson
Raddatz:
OMG today is the Super
Bowl which
means we will probably
attacked by terrorists
Thomas:
there is no specific threat
Raddatz:
omg they could strike anywhere!
Thomas:
police are ready with
SWAT
teams and bomb sniffing dogs
Raddatz:
should have had those
dogs
before last year's crappy blowout
Cop:
we've got x-rays and radiation detectors
Thomas:
what are you looking for?
Cop:
we're looking for weapons of mass destruction
Thomas:
maybe Saddam hid them in
the
greater Phoenix metropolitan area?
Thomas:
this is deadly serious!
Cop:
we could be attacked at any moment!
Thomas:
what do you say to people
who
say this is a waste of time?
Cop:
you never know when
we
can all be killed
Thomas:
any airplane flying over
the
stadium could be shot downright
Raddatz:
good morning Governor
Ducey:
morning Martha
rheumatologist
Raddatz:
how terrified should we all be?
Ducey:
we're working with federal
officials
to prevent a terror bombing
if
we possibly can
Raddatz:
what about people from
dying
from measles at the Super Bowl?
Ducey:
we're monitoring that Martha
Raddatz:
John McCain say Deflategate
has
ruined the Super Bowl
Ducey:
I respect the Senator I wouldn't
pay
too much attention to what John says
– he
played for years without a helmet
Raddatz:
who's going to win?
Ducey:
not the Cardinals
Raddatz:
definitely not
[
break ]
Raddatz:
should they have wrapped
up
Deflategate before this game?
Atallah:
no because the collective
bargaining
agreement says you
have
to wait until after the Super
Bowl
to prove cheating
Raddatz:
Richard Sherman says
the
Patriots will get a break because
Bob
Kraft is best friends with the Commissioner
Atallah:
ha I love that guy
Raddatz:
should he be fined for
questioning
Roger Goddell's integrity?
Atallah:
if that was a crime
the
jails would be filled
Raddatz:
nevertheless that's pretty ballsy
Atallah:
we encourage players to speak
out
on whatever they are thinking
Host:
Martha Raddatz
Guests:
Pierre
Thomas
Jon
Karl
Gov.
Doug Ducey (R-AZ)
George
Atallah – NFL Players Union
Dr.
Richard Besser
Dr.
Thomas Frieden – Director CDC
Brian
Ross
Brad
Garrett
Dane
Egli
Gov.
Scott Walker (R-WI)
Gwen
Ifill
Rich
Lowry
Matthew
Dowd
LZ
Granderson
Raddatz:
OMG today is the Super Bowl
which
means we will probably attacked by terrorists
Thomas:
there is no specific threat
Raddatz:
omg they could strike anywhere!
Thomas:
police are ready with
SWAT
teams and bomb sniffing dogs
Raddatz:
should have had those
dogs
before last year's crappy blowout
Cop:
we've got x-rays and radiation detectors
Thomas:
what are you looking for?
Cop:
we're looking for weapons of mass destruction
Thomas:
maybe Saddam hid them in
the
greater Phoenix metropolitan area?
Thomas:
this is deadly serious!
Cop:
we could be attacked at any moment!
Thomas:
what do you say to people
who
say this is a waste of time?
Cop:
you never know when
we
can all be killed
Thomas:
any airplane flying over
the
stadium could be shot downright
Raddatz:
good morning Governor
Ducey:
morning Martha
rheumatologist
Raddatz:
how terrified should we all be?
Ducey:
we're working with federal
officials
to prevent a terror bombing
if
we possibly can
Raddatz:
what about people from
dying
from measles at the Super Bowl?
Ducey:
we're monitoring that Martha
Raddatz:
John McCain say Deflategate
has
ruined the Super Bowl
Ducey:
I respect the Senator I wouldn't
pay
too much attention to what John says
– he
played for years without a helmet
Raddatz:
who's going to win?
Ducey:
not the Cardinals
Raddatz:
definitely not
[
break ]
Raddatz:
should they have wrapped
up
Deflategate before this game?
Atallah:
no because the collective
bargaining
agreement says you
have
to wait until after the Super
Bowl
to prove cheating
Raddatz:
Richard Sherman says
the
Patriots will get a break because
Bob
Kraft is best friends with the Commissioner
Atallah:
ha I love that guy
Raddatz:
should he be fined for
questioning
Roger Goddell's integrity?
Atallah:
if that was a crime
the
jails would be filled
Raddatz:
nevertheless that's pretty ballsy
Atallah:
we encourage players to speak
out
on whatever they are thinking
Raddatz:
isn't it a bit silly for Marshawn
Lynch
to keep not answering questions?
Atallah:
hey he's available to the media
– what
else do people want?
Raddatz:
the NFL is dealing with
child
and domestic violence and
murder
and concussions
Atallah:
hey if the owners want
to
keep this idiot loser as their
Commissioner
that's their choice
[
break ]
Mother:
my child was vaccinated and
he
got measles anyway – what the fuck?
Besser:
a now totally discredited
study said
vaccines were linked
to autismand
now parents have
lost their goddamn minds
Mother:
our children get too many
life-saving
vaccines – it's double the
rate
from 30 years ago!
Besser:
although the study was
debunked
and proved to be
an utter
fraud there are still
anti-vaxxers out there
Doctor:
I won't treat kids who
aren't vaccinated
Raddatz:
but isn't it their right
to
refuse vaccinations?
Doctor:
no it's playing Russian
roulette
only you always lose
Raddatz:
what the hell is going
on with anti-vaxxers?
Frieden:
it's insane – vaccines are
safe and save lives
Raddatz:
so you claim and also science says
Frieden:
92% of kids are vaccinated
– we
can't let measles come back!
Raddatz:
I guess not
Frieden:
they're putting their
neighbors at risk!
Raddatz:
but the weirdos on
Host:
Martha Raddatz
Guests:
Pierre
Thomas
Jon
Karl
Gov.
Doug Ducey (R-AZ)
George
Atallah – NFL Players Union
Dr.
Richard Besser
Dr.
Thomas Frieden – Director CDC
Brian
Ross
Brad
Garrett
Dane
Egli
Gov.
Scott Walker (R-WI)
Gwen
Ifill
Rich
Lowry
Matthew
Dowd
LZ
Granderson
Raddatz:
OMG today is the Super Bowl
which
means we will probably attacked by terrorists
Thomas:
there is no specific threat
Raddatz:
omg they could strike anywhere!
Thomas:
police are ready with
SWAT
teams and bomb sniffing dogs
Raddatz:
should have had those
dogs
before last year's crappy blowout
Cop:
we've got x-rays and radiation detectors
Thomas:
what are you looking for?
Cop:
we're looking for weapons of mass destruction
Thomas:
maybe Saddam hid them in
the
greater Phoenix metropolitan area?
Thomas:
this is deadly serious!
Cop:
we could be attacked at any moment!
Thomas:
what do you say to people
who
say this is a waste of time?
Cop:
you never know when
we
can all be killed
Thomas:
any airplane flying over
the
stadium could be shot downright
Raddatz:
good morning Governor
Ducey:
morning Martha
rheumatologist
Raddatz:
how terrified should we all be?
Ducey:
we're working with federal
officials
to prevent a terror bombing
if
we possibly can
Raddatz:
what about people from
dying
from measles at the Super Bowl?
Ducey:
we're monitoring that Martha
Raddatz:
John McCain say Deflategate
has
ruined the Super Bowl
Ducey:
I respect the Senator I wouldn't
pay
too much attention to what John says
– he
played for years without a helmet
Raddatz:
who's going to win?
Ducey:
not the Cardinals
Raddatz:
definitely not
[
break ]
Raddatz:
should they have wrapped
up
Deflategate before this game?
Atallah:
no because the collective
bargaining
agreement says you
have
to wait until after the Super
Bowl
to prove cheating
Raddatz:
Richard Sherman says
the
Patriots will get a break because
Bob
Kraft is best friends with the Commissioner
Atallah:
ha I love that guy
Raddatz:
should he be fined for
questioning
Roger Goddell's integrity?
Atallah:
if that was a crime
the
jails would be filled
Raddatz:
nevertheless that's pretty ballsy
Atallah:
we encourage players to speak
out
on whatever they are thinking
Raddatz:
isn't it a bit silly for Marshawn
Lynch
to keep not answering questions?
Atallah:
hey he's available to the media
– what
else do people want?
Raddatz:
the NFL is dealing with
child
and domestic violence and
murder
and concussions
Atallah:
hey if the owners want
to
keep this idiot loser as their
Commissioner
that's their choice
[
break ]
Mother:
my child was vaccinated and
he
got measles anyway – what the fuck?
Besser:
a now totally discredited study
said
vaccines were linked to autism
and
now parents have lost their goddamn minds
Mother:
our children get too many
life-saving
vaccines – it's double the
rate
from 30 years ago!
Besser:
although the study was
debunked
and proved to be an
utter
fraud there are still anti-vaxxers out there
Doctor:
I won't treat kids who
aren't vaccinated
Raddatz:
but isn't it their right
to
refuse vaccinations?
Doctor:
no it's playing Russian
roulette
only you always lose
Raddatz:
what the hell is going
on with anti-vaxxers?
Frieden:
it's insane – vaccines are
safe and save lives
Raddatz:
so you claim and also science says
Frieden:
92% of kids are vaccinated
– we
can't let measles come back!
Raddatz:
I guess not
Frieden:
they're putting their
neighbors at risk!
Raddatz:
but the weirdos on
faceebook
won't listen to reason
Besser:
100,000 people die from
measles every year!
Raddatz:
does this put other kids at risk?
Frieden:
sure it does – measles
can come from anywhere
Raddatz:
what about infants –
should
they be kept out of school?
Besser:
there should be no personal
belief
exemptions – it's dangerous bullshit
Besser:
no kids should be allowed in school
if
parents just choose not to vaccinate
– that's
life-endangering crap!
[
break ]
Raddatz:
OMG ISIS beheaded a
Japanese
journalist – those fuckers
Ross:
many Japanese thought
pleas
for mercy would help –
well
guess what they didn't
White
House: we don't negotiate with terrorists
Karl:
but you did negotiate with the Taliban
White
Hosue: they're not terrorists –
they're
people who happen to engage in terror tactics
Family
member: the White House
wouldn't
negotiate with terrorists –
they
have little compassion for terror victims!
Raddatz:
should the U.S. negotiate
with
ISIS for kidnapped Americans?
Egli:
absolutely not – they want money
and
they use it to fund more terrorism
Garrett:
only by talking can you get
valuable information
Egli:
you can't appease the wolf at the door
Raddatz:
but come on money
changes
hands all the time
Garrett:
exactly – horse trading
is
the name of the game
Raddatz:
after demanding we negotiate
with
terrorists I am now going complain
we
negotiated for Bowe Bergdahl
Egli:
yes it was terrible
Raddatz:
ISIS does seem pretty vicious
Garrett:
I'm not Raddatz:
Garrett:
I'm not saying we can
agree
with ISIS but you have to
talk
with them to find out what they're all about
Raddatz:
OMG Scott Walker leads
polls on Facebook!
Karl:
he beat the labor unions and
became a star
Limbaugh:
Walker is the man!
Karl:
he won three elections in four years!
Karl:
whose your ideal President?
Walker:
me
[
break ]
Raddatz:
welcome Governor
Walker:
Hello Martha
Raddatz:
Mitt Romney said we
need
new people in the GOP
Walker:
I agree with him that I am fantastic
Raddatz:
how do you stand out
in a big GOP field
Walker:
stand up to regular
Americans
who want decent wages
Raddatz:
Marco Rubio says he's
better
on foreign policy than you
Walker:
I know all about foreign policy
– I
met with Henry Kissinger yesterday
Raddatz:
ok
Walker:
I've been briefed about
the
many terror threats to Wisconsin
Raddatz:
oh have you?
Walker:
yes the FBI told me about
a plan
to smuggle bombs in big
blocks of cheese
Raddatz:
are you sure they weren't
punking you
Walker:
well they show up
wearing
cheese on their heads
Raddatz:
what would yo do in Syria?
Walker:
I would have bombed
after the red line!
Raddatz:
okay but would you do now?
Walker:
be aggressive
Raddatz:
we're bombing the
fuck
out of ISIS right now
Walker:
we must be more aggressive!
Raddatz:
what does that even mean?
Walker:
be really aggressive
Raddatz:
could you be more specific?
Walker:
I want to invade Syria all right!
Raddatz:
would you deport 11 million people?
Walker:
first we need to secure the border
Raddatz:
okay then what
Walker:
I'm against amnesty!
Raddatz:
so you're for forcible deportation?
Walker:
no I didn't say that
Raddatz:
so what are you saying
Walker:
I'm saying they don't have
to
leave but they can't stay either
Raddatz:
what about Hillary Clinton
Walker:
she's old
Raddatz:
that sounds sexist
Walker:
now I'm just saying she
embodies
Washington which people hate
Raddatz:
you played football and your
sons
play football and so does
your
wife and your grandmother
Walker:
yes but I can take all of them
Raddatz:
as wide receiver you
took a lot of hits
Walker:
yes but my brain is just fine
Raddatz:
is football safe
Walker:
it's much safer now that it ever was
Raddatz:
thanks for the players union
Walker:
I see what you did there
Raddatz:
are you running for President?
Walker:
yes I am Martha – we've done worse
[ break ]
Raddatz:
so why didn't Mitt run?
Dowd:
he realized everyone hates his guts
Raddatz:
it seems like everyone
but Mitt is running
Ifill:
Republicans are saying, 'why not me'?
Lowry:
on paper Walker is
the perfect candidate
Raddatz:
Petey Beinart likes him
Lowry:
shit he's doomed
Granderson:
the Tea Party likes him too
Dowd:
he's authentic which is
more
than you can say for Mitt Romney
Lowry:
he's been tested which
is
more than you can say for Jeb Bush
Raddatz:
what's wrong with Jeb
Lowry:
no one likes him
Dowd:
the name Bush is toxic
Ifill:
the GOP needs to reach out
to
minorities so they keep talking
up
Marco Rubio
Raddatz:
Hillary may not announce until July
Ifill:
well why rush it?
Raddatz:
it makes her look entitled
Granderson:
liberals want
Warren
but let's be honest –
Hillary
going to be nominee
Dowd:
she's being smart but she
should
also run a good campaign
Raddatz:
wise words
Granderson:
the chance to vote for
first
the woman President is exciting
Raddatz:
oh who cares
Lowry:
she's so entitled – just like Al Gore
Raddatz:
ha ha ha
Ifill:
Warren isn't running but her
supporters
want to push Clinton to the left
Raddatz:
the NFL is dealing with murder
and
abuse and concussions and soft balls
Granderson:
people only noticed
because
Ray Rice's abuse was on videotape
Lowry:
the Super Bowl is a civic festival
like
Thanksgiving or Ronald Reagan's birthday
Dowd:
I'm beginning to suspect NFL
owners
are only in it for the money
Raddatz:
so who wins today?
Dowd:
seahawks
Granderson:
Patriots because
they are led by an evil genius
Lowry:
I have soft spot for evil
empires
so I support the Patriots
Ifill:
I just want to each nachos
Raddatz:
no U.S. soldiers were
killed this week
Raddatz:
and that's another episode
of
This Week with what's his name
faceebook
won't listen to reason
Besser:
100,000 people die from
measles every year!
Raddatz:
does this put other kids at risk?
Frieden:
sure it does – measles can come from anywhere
Raddatz:
what about infants –
should
they be kept out of school?
Besser:
there should be no personal
belief
exemptions – it's dangerous bullshit
Besser:
no kids should be allowed in school
if
parents just choose not to vaccinate
– that's
life-endangering crap!
[
break ]
Raddatz:
OMG ISIS beheaded a
Japanese
journalist – those fuckers
Ross:
many Japanese thought
pleas
for mercy would help –
well
guess what they didn't
White
House: we don't negotiate with terrorists
Karl:
but you did negotiate with the Taliban
White
Hosue: they're not terrorists –
they're
people who happen to engage in terror tactics
Family
member: the White House
wouldn't
negotiate with terrorists –
they
have little compassion for terror victims!
Raddatz:
should the U.S. negotiate
with
ISIS for kidnapped Americans?
Egli:
absolutely not – they want money
and
they use it to fund more terrorism
Garrett:
only by talking can you get valuable information
Egli:
you can't appease the wolf at the door
Raddatz:
but come on money
changes
hands all the time
Garrett:
exactly – horse trading
is
the name of the game
Raddatz:
after demanding we negotiate
with
terrorists I am now going complain
we
negotiated for Bowe Bergdahl
Egli:
yes it was terrible
Raddatz:
ISIS does seem pretty vicious
Garrett:
I'm not Raddatz:
Garrett:
I'm not saying we can
agree
with ISIS but you have to
talk
with them to find out what they're all about
Raddatz:
OMG Scott Walker leads polls on Facebook!
Karl:
he beat the labor unions and became a star
Limbaugh:
Walker is the man!
Karl:
he won three elections in four years!
Karl:
whose your ideal President?
Walker:
me
[
break ]
Raddatz:
welcome Governor
Walker:
Hello Martha
Raddatz:
Mitt Romney said we
need
new people in the GOP
Walker:
I agree with him that I am fantastic
Raddatz:
how do you stand out in a big GOP field
Walker:
stand up to regular
Americans
who want decent wages
Raddatz:
Marco Rubio says he's
better
on foreign policy than you
Walker:
I know all about foreign policy
– I
met with Henry Kissinger yesterday
Raddatz:
ok
Walker:
I've been briefed about
the
many terror threats to Wisconsin
Raddatz:
oh have you?
Walker:
yes the FBI told me about a
plan
to smuggle bombs in big blocks of cheese
Raddatz:
are you sure they weren't punking you
Walker:
well they show up
wearing
cheese on their heads
Raddatz:
what would yo do in Syria?
Walker:
I would have bombed after the red line!
Raddatz:
okay but would you do now?
Walker:
be aggressive
Raddatz:
we're bombing the
fuck
out of ISIS right now
Walker:
we must be more aggressive!
Raddatz:
what does that even mean?
Walker:
be really aggressive
Raddatz:
could you be more specific?
Walker:
I want to invade Syria all right!
Raddatz:
would you deport 11 million people?
Walker:
first we need to secure the border
Raddatz:
okay then what
Walker:
I'm against amnesty!
Raddatz:
so you're for forcible deportation?
Walker:
no I didn't say that
Raddatz:
so what are you saying
Walker:
I'm saying they don't have
to
leave but they can't stay either
Raddatz:
what about Hillary Clinton
Walker:
she's old
Raddatz:
that sounds sexist
Walker:
now I'm just saying she
embodies
Washington which people hate
Raddatz:
you played football and your
sons
play football and so does
your
wife and your grandmother
Walker:
yes but I can take all of them
Raddatz:
as wide receiver you took a lot of hits
Walker:
yes but my brain is just fine
Raddatz:
is football safe
Walker:
it's much safer now that it ever was
Raddatz:
thanks for the players union
Walker:
I see what you did there
Raddatz:
are you running for President?
Walker:
yes I am Martha – we've done worse
Raddatz:
so why didn't Mitt run?
Dowd:
he realized everyone hates his guts
Raddatz:
it seems like everyone but Mitt is running
Ifill:
Republicans are saying, 'why not me'?
Lowry:
on paper Walker is the perfect candidate
Raddatz:
Petey Beinart likes him
Lowry:
shit he's doomed
Granderson:
the Tea Party likes him too
Dowd:
he's authentic which is
more
than you can say for Mitt Romney
Lowry:
he's been tested which
is
more than you can say for Jeb Bush
Raddatz:
what's wrong with Jeb
Lowry:
no one likes him
Dowd:
the name Bush is toxic
Ifill:
the GOP needs to reach out
to
minorities so they keep talking
up
Marco Rubio
Raddatz:
Hillary may not announce until July
Ifill:
well why rush it?
Raddatz:
it makes her look entitled
Granderson:
liberals want
Warren
but let's be honest –
Hillary
going to be nominee
Dowd:
she's being smart but she
should
also run a good campaign
Raddatz:
wise words
Granderson:
the chance to vote for
first
the woman President is exciting
Raddatz:
oh who cares
Lowry:
she's so entitled – just like Al Gore
Raddatz:
ha ha ha
Ifill:
Warren isn't running but her
supporters
want to push Clinton to the left
Raddatz:
the NFL is dealing with murder
and
abuse and concussions and soft balls
Granderson:
people only noticed
because
Ray Rice's abuse was on videotape
Lowry:
the Super Bowl is a civic festival
like
Thanksgiving or Ronald Reagan's birthday
Dowd:
I'm beginning to suspect NFL
owners
are only in it for the money
Raddatz:
so who wins today?
Dowd:
seahawks
Granderson:
Patriots because they are led by an evil genius
Lowry:
I have soft spot for evil
empires
so I support the Patriots
Ifill:
I just want to each nachos
Raddatz:
no U.S. soldiers were killed this week
Raddatz:
and that's another episode
of
This Week with what's his name
Raddatz:
isn't it a bit silly for Marshawn
Lynch
to keep not answering questions?
Atallah:
hey he's available to the media
– what
else do people want?
Raddatz:
the NFL is dealing with
child
and domestic violence and
murder
and concussions
Atallah:
hey if the owners want
to
keep this idiot loser as their
Commissioner
that's their choice
[
break ]
Mother:
my child was vaccinated and
he
got measles anyway – what the fuck?
Besser:
a now totally discredited study
said
vaccines were linked to autism
and
now parents have lost their goddamn minds
Mother:
our children get too many
life-saving
vaccines – it's double the
rate
from 30 years ago!
Besser:
although the study was
debunked
and proved to be an
utter
fraud there are still anti-vaxxers out there
Doctor:
I won't treat kids who aren't vaccinated
Raddatz:
but isn't it their right
to
refuse vaccinations?
Doctor:
no it's playing Russian
roulette
only you always lose
Raddatz:
what the hell is going on with anti-vaxxers?
Frieden:
it's insane – vaccines are safe and save lives
Raddatz:
so you claim and also science says
Frieden:
92% of kids are vaccinated
– we
can't let measles come back!
Raddatz:
I guess not
Frieden:
they're putting their neighbors at risk!
Raddatz:
but the weirdos on
faceebook
won't listen to reason
Besser:
100,000 people die from measles every year!
Raddatz:
does this put other kids at risk?
Frieden:
sure it does – measles can come from anywhere
Raddatz:
what about infants –
should
they be kept out of school?
Besser:
there should be no personal
belief
exemptions – it's dangerous bullshit
Besser:
no kids should be allowed in school
if
parents just choose not to vaccinate
– that's
life-endangering crap!
[
break ]
Raddatz:
OMG ISIS beheaded a
Japanese
journalist – those fuckers
Ross:
many Japanese thought
pleas
for mercy would help –
well
guess what they didn't
White
House: we don't negotiate with terrorists
Karl:
but you did negotiate with the Taliban
White
Hosue: they're not terrorists –
they're
people who happen to engage in terror tactics
Family
member: the White House
wouldn't
negotiate with terrorists –
they
have little compassion for terror victims!
Raddatz:
should the U.S. negotiate
with
ISIS for kidnapped Americans?
Egli:
absolutely not – they want money
and
they use it to fund more terrorism
Garrett:
only by talking can you get valuable information
Egli:
you can't appease the wolf at the door
Raddatz:
but come on money
changes
hands all the time
Garrett:
exactly – horse trading
is
the name of the game
Raddatz:
after demanding we negotiate
with
terrorists I am now going complain
we
negotiated for Bowe Bergdahl
Egli:
yes it was terrible
Raddatz:
ISIS does seem pretty vicious
Garrett:
I'm not Raddatz:
Garrett:
I'm not saying we can
agree
with ISIS but you have to
talk
with them to find out what they're all about
Raddatz:
OMG Scott Walker leads polls on Facebook!
Karl:
he beat the labor unions and became a star
Limbaugh:
Walker is the man!
Karl:
he won three elections in four years!
Karl:
whose your ideal President?
Walker:
me
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Raddatz:
welcome Governor
Walker:
Hello Martha
Raddatz:
Mitt Romney said we
need
new people in the GOP
Walker:
I agree with him that I am fantastic
Raddatz:
how do you stand out in a big GOP field
Walker:
stand up to regular
Americans
who want decent wages
Raddatz:
Marco Rubio says he's
better
on foreign policy than you
Walker:
I know all about foreign policy
– I
met with Henry Kissinger yesterday
Raddatz:
ok
Walker:
I've been briefed about
the
many terror threats to Wisconsin
Raddatz:
oh have you?
Walker:
yes the FBI told me about a
plan
to smuggle bombs in big blocks of cheese
Raddatz:
are you sure they weren't punking you
Walker:
well they show up
wearing
cheese on their heads
Raddatz:
what would yo do in Syria?
Walker:
I would have bombed after the red line!
Raddatz:
okay but would you do now?
Walker:
be aggressive
Raddatz:
we're bombing the
fuck
out of ISIS right now
Walker:
we must be more aggressive!
Raddatz:
what does that even mean?
Walker:
be really aggressive
Raddatz:
could you be more specific?
Walker:
I want to invade Syria all right!
Raddatz:
would you deport 11 million people?
Walker:
first we need to secure the border
Raddatz:
okay then what
Walker:
I'm against amnesty!
Raddatz:
so you're for forcible deportation?
Walker:
no I didn't say that
Raddatz:
so what are you saying
Walker:
I'm saying they don't have
to
leave but they can't stay either
Raddatz:
what about Hillary Clinton
Walker:
she's old
Raddatz:
that sounds sexist
Walker:
now I'm just saying she
embodies
Washington which people hate
Raddatz:
you played football and your
sons
play football and so does
your
wife and your grandmother
Walker:
yes but I can take all of them
Raddatz:
as wide receiver you took a lot of hits
Walker:
yes but my brain is just fine
Raddatz:
is football safe
Walker:
it's much safer now that it ever was
Raddatz:
thanks for the players union
Walker:
I see what you did there
Raddatz:
are you running for President?
Walker:
yes I am Martha – we've done worse
Raddatz:
so why didn't Mitt run?
Dowd:
he realized everyone hates his guts
Raddatz:
it seems like everyone but Mitt is running
Ifill:
Republicans are saying, 'why not me'?
Lowry:
on paper Walker is the perfect candidate
Raddatz:
Petey Beinart likes him
Lowry:
shit he's doomed
Granderson:
the Tea Party likes him too
Dowd:
he's authentic which is
more
than you can say for Mitt Romney
Lowry:
he's been tested which
is
more than you can say for Jeb Bush
Raddatz:
what's wrong with Jeb
Lowry:
no one likes him
Dowd:
the name Bush is toxic
Ifill:
the GOP needs to reach out
to
minorities so they keep talking
up
Marco Rubio
Raddatz:
Hillary may not announce until July
Ifill:
well why rush it?
Raddatz:
it makes her look entitled
Granderson:
liberals want
Warren
but let's be honest –
Hillary
going to be nominee
Dowd:
she's being smart but she
should
also run a good campaign
Raddatz:
wise words
Granderson:
the chance to vote for
first
the woman President is exciting
Raddatz:
oh who cares
Lowry:
she's so entitled – just like Al Gore
Raddatz:
ha ha ha
Ifill:
Warren isn't running but her
supporters
want to push Clinton to the left
Raddatz:
the NFL is dealing with murder
and
abuse and concussions and soft balls
Granderson:
people only noticed
because
Ray Rice's abuse was on videotape
Lowry:
the Super Bowl is a civic festival
like
Thanksgiving or Ronald Reagan's birthday
Dowd:
I'm beginning to suspect NFL
owners
are only in it for the money
Raddatz:
so who wins today?
Dowd:
seahawks
Granderson:
Patriots because they are led by an evil genius
Lowry:
I have soft spot for evil
empires
so I support the Patriots
Ifill:
I just want to each nachos
Raddatz:
no U.S. soldiers were killed this week
Raddatz:
and that's another episode
of
This Week with what's his name
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