Savannah
Guthrie
President
Barack Obama
[ White
House Kitchen ]
Guthrie:
you have some beer here
Obama: I'm the first President to
brew beer since
George Washington
although Franklin Pierce
made moonshine
in the White House bathtub
Guthrie: do you have a prediction
for the game?
Obama:
no because I don't want to
alienate anyone
but I'm worried
about the Seattle secondary
Guthrie:
what about deflategate?
Obama: why are NFL teams allowed to
bring
their own balls to the game anyway?Obama: why are NFL teams allowed to
That's some crazy shit
Guthrie:
is it cheating?
Obama:
it's breaking the rules
Guthrie:
people say you are too cocky
– shouldn't
you be more humble?
Obama:
hey I was celebrating low
unemployment
and cheap gas and more
manufacturing and a bigger GDP up
and those are all good things
Guthrie: you proposed things you
know can't get through
Obama: I'm not so sure about that
Guthrie: oh come on you proposed
more taxes - you know Republicans
won't go for that unless it's on poor people
Obama:
well if they have
better
ideas let's hear themGuthrie: now you're just talking crazy
Obama: a man can dream
Guthrie:
this is your fourth quarter
so
how do you want to end your Presidency
Obama: I want to see average people
benefit from all our successes
Guthrie:
you've had six years to do that
Obama:
sorry I was busy fixing
the
Republican depression
Guthrie:
can I have a beer?
Obama:
this is honey ale from
Michelle's
bee colony
Guthrie:
sounds socialist
Obama:
well it's defended by
drones
and ruled by a queen
Guthrie:
football or basketball?
Obama:
I'm a basketball guy
Guthrie:
offense or defense?
Obama:
always offense!
Obama:
ooh tough one –
I
guess I'd go for chips and guac
Obama:
love 'em both
Guthrie:
I had to try
Obama:
you should drink that
beer before
the full interview
– that would be
good for both of us
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