Guests:
Bill Daley - White House Chief of Staff
Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-WI)
David Brooks
Eugene Robinson
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Gregory: Unemployment is under 9%
but the gas is still too damm high!
Audience: hells yeah!
Gregory: We have Chief of Staff Bill Daley who
brings his JP Morgan savvy and familial birthright wisdom to our show
Daley: thanks Fluffy
Gregory: gas is expensive - what the fuck!
Daley: that is true
Gregory: there is a glut of oil
Daley: do you know what glut means
Gregory: no
Daley: the average American is feeling it
Gregory: it’s on!
Daley: Obama has a solution to our energy
crisis in two words
Gregory: wow - what are they?
Daley: tiger blood
Gregory: can we arrest the Spike?
Daley: I don’t think you can arrest a network for showing repeatedly airing Star Wars:
The Phantom Menace
Gregory: well that is a shame
Gregory: Can we rid of Ghadaffi?
Daley: Obama was very aggressive -
he’s a fucking POTUS on ‘roids!
Gregory: but Muammar still there
Daley: we’re working with the international
community to stop him
Gregory: it sounds like the administration is divided
- Gates doesn’t want to attack Libya and
neither does Obama
Daley: so not divided at all then
Gregory: well you put it that way
Daley: do you even speak English bubble boy?
Gregory: what?
Daley: English motherfucker do you speak it?
Gregory: it still seems opaque to me
Daley: get a load of the big brain on Fluffy!
Gregory: Does the President understand the
Middle East as well I do?
Daley: Obama has more original thoughts before breakfast than you do all damm day
Gregory: when you talk to John McCain all the time you start to feel brilliant by comparison
Daley: Look Obama just wants a democratic regime not supported by armed crazy people
Gregory: why does Obama hate Arizona?
Daley: chortle
Gregory: so we’re still killing innocent civilians
in Afghanistan
Daley: we all feel very about that
Gregory: it sound like a bit of problem
Daley: no one feels worse that the people
doing the killing and also to a lesser extent the people being killed
Gregory: the American people were polled and they care about unemployment not the debt
Daley: right so Obama is focused on cutting spending and the deficit
Gregory: you’re going to shut the government down because both sides use fuzzy math
Daley: not true
Gregory: that is true and you know it
Daley: we have a solution to our impasse with Congress
Gregory: what’s that
Daley: send Joe Biden to Capitol Hill until
they give in
Gregory: Is Boehner helpless in the face of tea party demands
Daley: clearly he is weak and stupid
Gregory: I will be speaking to Michelle Bachmann later
Daley: oh that should be loads of fun
Gregory: Boehner is determined to cut Social Security so will Obama please cut it please
Daley: I heard your were a Social Security-cut-demanding-moron
Gregory: You’re all demagogues and refuse to cut Social Security like I want
Daley: you’re a silly person
Gregory: and you’re a crook worked for JP Morgan
Daley: touché
Gregory: Hollywood thinks maybe one white collar criminal should have gone to jail in the biggest
fraud of all time
Daley: that may very well be but
let’s not rush it
Gregory: you make a good deal of sense privileged bald white man
Daley: Obama fought the crooks and got the financial reform law enacted
Gregory: How do you know?
Daley: I was one of them Greggers!
Gregory: Is Obama moving to the center to get re-elected?
Daley: Obama didn’t want to take over the auto industry but as usual the gifted black man had to clean up the white man’s mess
Gregory: is this a center-left country?
Daley: It’s truly a land of opportunity where the son of a famous mayor can grow up to work on Wall Street and pontificate on whether the son of Governor can grow up to be President
Gregory: Let’s continue my endlessly silly obsession with Ambassador Huntsman
Daley: Idiot
Gregory: speaking of Mr. Fabulous
Daley: who?
Gregory: Mitt Romeny
Daley: LOL
Gregory: what number should unemployment be
for Obama to be re-elected?
Daley: jesus I thought I was a shallow person
until I met you
Gregory: thanks
[ break ]
Gregory: Welcome Michelle Bachmann - will there be a government shutdown
Bachmann: Obama hid 100 billion in the
Obamacare law!!
Gregory: where was it hidden?
Bachmann: in the law!
Gregory: the one Congress read and passed?
Bachmann: Exactly!
Gregory: Didn’t Obama make a big concession
on letting the states opt-out of elements of the
health care reform law?
Bachmann: that proves he’s a Fasicst-Marxist-Socialist!
Gregory: I see
Bachmann: It’s a crime against democracy!
Gregory: ok ok - so will shut the government down?
Bachmann: Nancy Pelosi stole $100 billion - you can’t slip that in secretly in legislation that Congress never reads but enacts
Gregory: about the upcoming budget-
Bachmann: Members of Congress didn’t read the bill until we enacted it - I want that money back!!
Gregory: thanks for sharing that bit of insanity
Bachmann: Thieves! Socialists! Commies!
Gregory: has John Boehner betrayed the Tea Party?
Bachmann: Obama stole $100 billion!
Gregory: so are literally insane or how does it work?
Bachmann: Obama deceptively stole $100 billion!
Gregory: um, Betsy are her doctors in the
green room?
Producer: they ran away David
Gregory: jesus christ
Bachmann: $100 billion $100 billion $100 billion
Gregory: will the Tea Party destroy the GOP?
Bachmann: Democrats are terrified of the tea party because we’re not Republicans
Gregory: ok
Bachmann: we just want all the branches of government to service white weirdos
Gregory: right
Bachmann: America is doomed!
Gregory: why is that?
Bachmann: America is in grave danger because of the debt that Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II did not build up at all
Gregory: What about Obama’s foreign policy?
Bachmann: he’s weak because we haven’t
attacked Libya
Gregory: so you want to invade Libya
Bachmann: no Obama is irresponsible for even considering that
Gregory: Do you think a lunatic like you can be elected President
Bachmann: Look at lack of job creation and out
of control spending
Gregory: you’re running against George W. Bush?
Bachmann: Obama doesn’t have true
American values
Gregory: you call him a gangster government
Bachmann: absolutely
Gregory: is he anti-American?
Bachmann: well he’s got a real funny name
Gregory: thanks for sharing your inane rantings Congresswoman
Bachmann: arble warble woooooo
[ break ]
Gregory: Polls show that people still believe in
big government
Brooks: this proves that people want small government
Gregory: How can you can I explain to the American people that we must cut Social Security
Brooks: we must use pie charts and sternly lecture the American people
Gregory: but Obama won’t Social Security!
Brooks: yes but he looks weak because he refuses to cut Social Security
Robinson: I can’t help notice the poll you used cited concerns about job creation and government and not cuts and the debt
Gregory: that’s so sad
Brooks: we need to transfer money from the
old to the young
Gregory: we’re in an opaque zone with Ghadaffi
Robinson: do we want American boots on the ground?
Gregory: maybe just the boots without any soldiers in them
Brooks: good idea
Gregory: we’re hypocrites with regard to Sunni dictatorships!
Brooks: we need to attack every dictator in the middle east
Gregory: really?
Brooks: we must remove Ghadaffi
Robinson: you think the Saudis would like that?
Brooks: We should at least talk tough even if we don’t actually do anything
Gregory: David do you have any criticisms of Obama?
Brooks: he talks tough but doesn’t actually do anything
Gregory: Obama beats unnamed GOP candidate
in 2012!
Brooks: Mitch Daniels is my dream candidate
Robinson: dear god
Brooks: also Chris Christie
Robinson: *snort*
Gregory: so which GOP candidate do you like Eugene?
Robinson: um no one
Gregory: is Romneycare an albatross?
Romney: no no no my version of Obamacare was a state mandatory health care plan so it was totally different - I would never impose my good ideas on other American people
Brooks: ok that’s just stupid
Gregory: can he talk about jobs instead?
Brooks: no because the cost of health care will still be an issue in 11 months
Gregory: how can Obama possibly hope to defeat Michelle Bachmann?
Robinson: he has to say when you have a coherent thought I’d love to hear it
Gregory: that just might work
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Sunday, March 06, 2011
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3 comments:
Gregory: Is Obama moving to the center to get re-elected?
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This would be a move to the left for Obama. I doubt we'll see it.
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I have enjoyed reading. .Thanks for taking the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic.
Michelle Bachman is from MN, not WI. We got enough going on here in WI without adding her to our problems.
Love your blog - saves me tons of time on Sunday mornings since I don't have to watch the shows anymore due to your spot on transcriptions.
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