Matthews: OMG Obama should never have
tried reform health care!!!
Rather: three words: bad bad bad jobs jobs jobs
Mitchell: Pelosi has to persuade Dennis Kucinich and Bart Stupak to vote for the same bill - how do you do that??
Klein: Nancy is really good at whipping people
Matthews: how do you get the fetus-Americans
Kay: the pr- life Dems will derail all health care in
order to limit women’s rights
Mitchell: the Hyde Abides!
Klein: the good news is private insurers will not cover abortion -- they’d rather cover a baby for
the next 26 years
Rather: it’s socialism like a cactus in the morning
Mitchell: it’s a government takeover of health care
[ sobs ]
Kay: it’s possible this bill won’t result in genocide
Kay: if this doesn’t pass the GOP will have a
better issue than if it does
Klein: the elderly care about donuts
Matthews: Does Obama get a bill?
Rather: yes but it in the bank and put a lock on it
and smack it on the griddle
Mitchell: yes or else Obama will resign
Matthews: a great triumph for Pelosi!
Rather: the GOP will say Obama is a nice person although he succeeded in passing health care Obama had to try too hard to do it and Obama
can’t sell watermelons to the NAACP
Matthews: only Teddy Roosevelt could create
the Panama canal!
Matthews: HA! Look JFK was an Indian and Nixon played the piano!
[ break ]
Matthews: Karl Rove admitted that WMD was a lying sales pitch to trick America is supporting their phony war!
Rather: you can send that dog to hunt but you can’t make it a ballet dancer
Mitchell: they say they didn’t lie about WMD but it turns out they are lying about that too
Kay: They lied to get us into a fucking war!!!!
Klein: Dick Cheney didn’t do the due diligence because he’s an idiot and a vampire
Mitchell: Cheney’s book will go after his critics and Bush’s book will connect the dots
Matthews: ooh it will reveal all the connections between Iraq and terror?
Mitchell: no it’s a children’s book idiot
Matthews: will Bush’s book explain his other disasters like the economy?
Mitchelll: and Katrina
Matthews: oh right - forgot about that one
Klein: Bush’s book will make people love him
Matthews: Bush is really a mensch
Bush [watching at home]: hey laura what’s a mench??
Laura: that’s nice dear