Scott Brown (R-Senator Elect MA)
Walters: Scott so you were a child criminal, then a nude model, in the national guard and now you are superstar non-senator - what you most proud of?
Brown: I’m proud of being transparent - for instance we could have all meetings with the President on C-SPAN and be naked
Walters: now you can filibuster everything
Brown: yes I am a Republican so I favor massive debt and overspending
Walters: that’s all?
Brown: no also I love torture
Walters: will you be President in 2012
Brown: well that sure would be a sign of the
Walters: should Sarah Palin be President
Brown: she’s dumb enough
Walters: you disagree with the GOP on gay fetuses
Brown: sure but I’m against fake
partial birth abortions
Walters: what about gays
Brown: yes I hate big government liberals who want to shove the gays down our throat
Walters: what do you stand for?
Brown: I stand strongly in favor of saying
Curt Schilling is not a Yankee fan
Walters: Judge Barack Obama for me
Brown: I’m glad he wants to counter the threat
to Massachusetts from Iran and also of course
in favor of drilling offshore
Walters: what spending would you cut?
Brown: we should freeze all salaries for all overpaid federal employees
Walters: Obama said he would cut taxes but
that would raise the debt
Brown: yes I would vote for it because tax cuts
Walters: why not give all Americans the right
you gave to Massachusettans?
Brown: fuck the rest of America
Walters: so you would scrap the whole plan
Brown: sure let’s go back to the drawing board
and dismantle the federal government
Walters: everyone hates Bernanke
Brown: not me
Walters: please bash Tim Geithner
Brown: who is that?
Walters: you are a Lt. Col. - do you know
Brown: yes we had an affair in the 70s
Walters: gays in the military?
Brown: I need to speak the Generals on the ground
Walters: but Generals are not on the ground
Brown: then I would speak with Pants on the Ground
Walters: if you were a tree what kind of tree
would you be?
Brown: I would be a tree with a lot of wood
Walters: did your election bring about a new era
of happiness and joy across America?
Brown: yes it did
Walters: you replaced a giant
Brown: Ted Kennedy was a great man
Walters: but he hated you
Brown: his wife was the first person I called to gloat
Walters: your parents were married 8 times
Brown: yes it was like a working class Liz and Dick
Walters: I’m going to make you cry
Brown: no you won’t Babs
Walters: do you think God put you in Cosmo and
Brown: of course
Walters: you were such a hunk Scott
Brown: hey John Davidson did it too!
Walters: don’t diss the Hoff!
Walters: what if a woman posed nude
Brown: Barbara please don’t
Walters: are you daughters really available?
Brown: only one them is - call me!
Walters: Simon Cowell called your other daughter
Brown: he was right - the whole family are androids
Walters: you have special relationship with
Brown: I eat in it, live in it and sleep with it
Walters: oh my
Brown: thanks Barbara
Walters: no thank you hunky