Tim Kaine - DNC Chair
Michael Steele - RNC Chair
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger - Gov. Calif (R)
Gregory: wow Reid apologized for saying Obama was pretty fly for a light-skinned black guy
Kaine: hey he was trying to be nice
Gregory: yeah but all racially insensitive remarks are all the same therefore Democrats are hypocrites
Steele: damm right - it’s a total double standard - saying we should have segregationist President
is just like using the word Negro
Kaine: ha that’s funny - you do realize that you are chair of a segregationist party and you are black?
Steele: what!? I am?!
Gregory: what is the mood of the American people?
Steele: people are very angry that they don’t have health care, jobs and a lot of debt
Gregory: Republicans would never let that happen
Kaine: we’re trying to slowly to come out of
the hole dug by massive epic GOP failures
Gregory: but the retirements!
Kaine: all Republicans!
Steele: I’m excited about the crop of insane crazy people we have lined up to run for office in 2010
Kaine: I believe Steele when he says Republicans are not ready to lead
Gregory: even liberal Obama supporters like Schwarzenegger says Obama’s health plan sucks
Steele: yeah but we will prevent people from
getting sick so it’s all good
Steele: this health plan is all about debt and deficits and you know how Republicans hate that
Gregory: except for the last 40 years
Steele: yeah well except for that
Kaine: I want to see Republicans run on
the craptacular health system we have now
- I really do
Gregory: Mike no one likes you and you’re
a little crazy
Steele: are you kidding! I’m totally down on
the street with elections! I got money off the hook!
Gregory: Is the GOP politicizing terrorism?
Steele: what!? Dick Cheney is right! Obama
never uses the word terrorism! And he hasn’t
Kaine: good lord what a bunch of motherfuckers these Republicans are
[ break ]
Gregory: Arnold your governorship has been an utter disaster - is the worst finally over?
Schw: nah I tink ve haf much vorse to gom
Schwarzenegger: ve haf to stimulade da eegonomy
Gregory: but the debt and deficit and taxes!
David Ignatius fears we spend too much on social spending
Schwarzenegger: da taxes vill stifle da eegonomy
Schwarzenegger: een gullyfornia ve must cut
Gregory: [ laughing ] wow you are so right and handsome too
Schwarzenegger: I haf to tried to eggsplain to ze peeple zat ve haf no money
Gregory: you imposed draconian cuts - and yet you need money from the federal government
Schwarzenegger: nah ve need zem to pay
for border zeguridy
Gregory: was Obama’s stimulus a good thing?
Schwarzenegger: yah eet vas very gud but
eet vas only one-time zing
Gregory: what if you don’t get the money from the federal government that you will never get?
Schwarzenegger: nah eets like lifting a heavy ting you don’t give up - you just take more steroids until you haf grotesque mussles
Gregory: you oppose Obama’s health care reform
Schwarzenegger: yah ve are better than Nebraska so zey shuld fuk off
Gregory: good points
Schwarzenegger: zat’s againt de law to buy votes!
Gregory: um right
Gregory: what is the future for education which you are destroying?
Schwarzenegger: we changed de law that zed parents can’t be involved in skools
Gregory: what an odd law
Schwarzenegger: and Obama vas very helpful
Gregory: Obama hasn’t kept America safe
Schwarzenegger: Galm down Fluffy
Gregory: but all the terror attacks under Obama!
Schwarzenegger: I haf heard you were da moron
Gregory: where does an Austrian bodybuilder turned actor fit in a racist teabagging party of incompetent crazy people
Schwarzenegger: I haf many more silly one-liners
Gregory: but the GOP is fucking nuts
Schwarzenegger: ve must work for da peeple
Schwarzenegger: ve are still living off da Eisenhower era and ve must built high speed rail
Gregory: good lord that makes sense
Schwarzenegger: ve vill win seats in 2010
but not because ve are gud but just because zats da pendulum
Gregory: What’s next for Ahnold?
Schwarzenegger: fix da sewers
[ banging noise ]
Schwarzenegger: pay no attention zat is just
da people rioting
Gregory: Arnold doesn’t like the health care bill which is bad for Obama
Todd: yes you could see a vein pop and that
is so sad
Mitchell: Saint Arnold is not partisan and that is a real problem for Obama - if you lose the muscleman all is lost
Gregory: McCain’s economist says we need
to spend more
Todd: right - people don’t realize that Obama is responsible for all the problems in the states as well
Gregory: this proves that government doesn’t work
Mitchell: the tea party is the most important
group in America
Todd: the recall of Gray Davis and election of Schwarzenegger was the first tea party success ever
Gregory: that worked out so well
Gregory: maybe the problem is that the American people only reward politicians who promise big spending, lower taxes, and killing people
Todd: they do love that
Gregory: look at all the Democratic retirements!!
Mitchell: the Democrats are clearly fucked
Gregory: people elect Republicans, they fuck up, vote for Democrats, and then they hate Democrats for not solving the GOP fuck ups and so vote Republican
Todd: makes sense to me
Gregory: the GOP have problems too
Todd: well only because they are controlled by people who are largely insane
Mitchell: but Saint Arnold is non-partisan
Todd: and he could never win a GOP primary because he’s not nuts enough
Gregory: David Broder says no more Mr. Spock
it’s time for Admiral Kirk!
Mitchell: it turns out the CIA double agent was working for al qaeda
Todd: Obama’s Presidency is totally reactive - so we have moved to the ass-kicking phase of his first term
Gregory: harry reid is a fucking idiot
Todd: the Dems can only hope he’s defeated
Gregory: is Obama over it?
Todd: he’s a very forgiving negro