Meet The Press - January 10, 2010

Guests:
Tim Kaine - DNC Chair
Michael Steele - RNC Chair
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger - Gov. Calif (R)
Chuck Todd
Andrea Mitchell
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Gregory: wow Reid apologized for saying Obama was pretty fly for a light-skinned black guy

Kaine: hey he was trying to be nice

Gregory: yeah but all racially insensitive remarks are all the same therefore Democrats are hypocrites

Steele: damm right - it’s a total double standard - saying we should have segregationist President
is just like using the word Negro

Kaine: ha that’s funny - you do realize that you are chair of a segregationist party and you are black?

Steele: what!? I am?!

Gregory: what is the mood of the American people?

Steele: people are very angry that they don’t have health care, jobs and a lot of debt

Gregory: Republicans would never let that happen

Kaine: we’re trying to slowly to come out of
the hole dug by massive epic GOP failures

Gregory: but the retirements!

Kaine: all Republicans!

Steele: I’m excited about the crop of insane crazy people we have lined up to run for office in 2010

Kaine: I believe Steele when he says Republicans are not ready to lead

Gregory: even liberal Obama supporters like Schwarzenegger says Obama’s health plan sucks

Steele: yeah but we will prevent people from
getting sick so it’s all good

Steele: this health plan is all about debt and deficits and you know how Republicans hate that

Gregory: except for the last 40 years

Steele: yeah well except for that

Kaine: I want to see Republicans run on
the craptacular health system we have now
- I really do

Gregory: Mike no one likes you and you’re
a little crazy

Steele: are you kidding! I’m totally down on
the street with elections! I got money off the hook!

Gregory: Is the GOP politicizing terrorism?

Steele: what!? Dick Cheney is right! Obama
never uses the word terrorism! And he hasn’t
closed Gitmo!

Kaine: good lord what a bunch of motherfuckers these Republicans are

[ break ]

Gregory: Arnold your governorship has been an utter disaster - is the worst finally over?

Schw: nah I tink ve haf much vorse to gom

Gregory: ok

Schwarzenegger: ve haf to stimulade da eegonomy

Gregory: but the debt and deficit and taxes!
David Ignatius fears we spend too much on social spending

Schwarzenegger: da taxes vill stifle da eegonomy

Gregory: oh?

Schwarzenegger: een gullyfornia ve must cut
zee penshuns

Gregory: [ laughing ] wow you are so right and handsome too

Schwarzenegger: I haf to tried to eggsplain to ze peeple zat ve haf no money

Gregory: you imposed draconian cuts - and yet you need money from the federal government

Schwarzenegger: nah ve need zem to pay
for border zeguridy

Gregory: was Obama’s stimulus a good thing?

Schwarzenegger: yah eet vas very gud but
eet vas only one-time zing

Gregory: what if you don’t get the money from the federal government that you will never get?

Schwarzenegger: nah eets like lifting a heavy ting you don’t give up - you just take more steroids until you haf grotesque mussles

Gregory: you oppose Obama’s health care reform

Schwarzenegger: yah ve are better than Nebraska so zey shuld fuk off

Gregory: good points

Schwarzenegger: zat’s againt de law to buy votes!

Gregory: um right

Gregory: what is the future for education which you are destroying?

Schwarzenegger: we changed de law that zed parents can’t be involved in skools

Gregory: what an odd law

Schwarzenegger: and Obama vas very helpful

Gregory: Obama hasn’t kept America safe

Schwarzenegger: Galm down Fluffy

Gregory: but all the terror attacks under Obama!

Schwarzenegger: I haf heard you were da moron

Gregory: where does an Austrian bodybuilder turned actor fit in a racist teabagging party of incompetent crazy people

Schwarzenegger: I haf many more silly one-liners
to deliver

Gregory: but the GOP is fucking nuts

Schwarzenegger: ve must work for da peeple

Gregory: oh

Schwarzenegger: ve are still living off da Eisenhower era and ve must built high speed rail

Gregory: good lord that makes sense

Schwarzenegger: ve vill win seats in 2010
but not because ve are gud but just because zats da pendulum

Gregory: What’s next for Ahnold?

Schwarzenegger: fix da sewers

[ banging noise ]

Schwarzenegger: pay no attention zat is just
da people rioting

Gregory: Arnold doesn’t like the health care bill which is bad for Obama

Todd: yes you could see a vein pop and that
is so sad

Mitchell: Saint Arnold is not partisan and that is a real problem for Obama - if you lose the muscleman all is lost

Gregory: McCain’s economist says we need
to spend more

Todd: right - people don’t realize that Obama is responsible for all the problems in the states as well

Gregory: this proves that government doesn’t work

Mitchell: the tea party is the most important
group in America

Todd: the recall of Gray Davis and election of Schwarzenegger was the first tea party success ever

Gregory: that worked out so well

Gregory: maybe the problem is that the American people only reward politicians who promise big spending, lower taxes, and killing people

Todd: they do love that

Gregory: look at all the Democratic retirements!!

Mitchell: the Democrats are clearly fucked

Gregory: people elect Republicans, they fuck up, vote for Democrats, and then they hate Democrats for not solving the GOP fuck ups and so vote Republican

Todd: makes sense to me

Gregory: the GOP have problems too

Todd: well only because they are controlled by people who are largely insane

Mitchell: but Saint Arnold is non-partisan

Todd: and he could never win a GOP primary because he’s not nuts enough

Gregory: David Broder says no more Mr. Spock
it’s time for Admiral Kirk!

Mitchell: it turns out the CIA double agent was working for al qaeda

Gregory: oops

Todd: Obama’s Presidency is totally reactive - so we have moved to the ass-kicking phase of his first term

Gregory: harry reid is a fucking idiot

Todd: the Dems can only hope he’s defeated

Gregory: is Obama over it?

Todd: he’s a very forgiving negro

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