Stewart: so what r teh 5 principles to a successful life
Gingrich: lie, smear lie lie and teh smearing
Stewart: let me bash pelosi for u
Gingrich: Nanci bashed teh CIA in teh middle of
teh awesomest war and that's very very bad
Gingrich: teh CIA will never tell Nanci teh best secrets about thumbscrewz and teh
iron maidens nao!!!!!
Stewart: Nanci lied but so waht
Gingrich: she coulda admitted she was teh female and had teh hysteria but instead
she tortured peeps
Stewarts: heee heee
Stewart: the Repubicans are teh suck but u say
its teh awesomest ever!!!
Gingrich: teh american peeps hate liberls democrats so they elected liberasl democrats!!!
Stewart: is obama a tyrannical socialists!?
Gingrich: hes a commie!!!
Stewart: Bush gave bailouts to AIG
Gingrich: no that wuz tim geithners fault!!
Stewart: thats crazeee
Gingrich: they iz in ur industriezz taking over ur carz
Stewart: Bush is teh socialisz?
Gingrich: is just dumb and dumberz
Stewarts: bush is dumb?
Gingrich: he iz!!!