May 10, 2009
Matthews: OMG Obama is a scary black man and he's getting us in Afghanistan!
Woodward: OMG Obama is killing civilians!
Mitchell: oops so we killed a few civvies
Stengel: Pakistan is unthinkable
Matthews: so what do we think?
Stengel: ask Winston Churchill
Woodward: the Pakistanis are plotting against us!
Mitchell: there is no government in Pakistan - it's like a really bad reality show
Matthews: can the US control the nation of Pakistan?
Kay: we can't even control Texas
Matthews: OMG Obama said we can control Pakistan's nukes!
Woodward: well we did give them $100 million
Matthews: are those nukes within the grabable area?
Mitchell: confidence is not high
Matthews: if the Taliban take over Pakistan who they will they give the nukes to?
Kay: not this stupid mtyth again
Matthews: OMG Obama is going to nominate a hispanic woman - where will he find one?!?!
Woodward: sonia someone
Matthews: no not Sonia she hates white men
Matthews: isn't 'empathy' code for hiring a woman who doesn't know anything about the law but can change a diaper??
Woodward: he's not stupid Chris
Mitchell: Empathy is code for someone who knows the Constitution and has life experience
Stengel: Obama might hire someone who knows what life is like
Matthews: does he have to pick a woman?
Bob: not necessarily - he could appoint himself and do double duty
Mitchell: fuck you bob
Bob: i changed my mind - he will pick a woman
Mitchell: US has to make peace in India and Pakistan
Stengel: my big scoop is I found out who let the dogs out - it was michelle obama
Chris: wow
Matthews: who will lead the GOP party back??
Stengel: Mitt Romney - he bought a house in New Hampshire which will fool everyone
Mitchell: some guy in Utah
Woodward: Mitt and Newt
Katty Kay: Joe Scar and the Mittster who will save our economy
Chris: obviously it will be.... Rudy Giuliani!!
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5 comments:
Thanks for the English translation, CoT. I don't speak jibberish.
Funny summary. But I saw the show, and that was Andrea Mitchell, not Stahl. Not that it makes a lot of difference.
PaminBB
Thanks - it was Mitchell, of course.
This transcript could not be more accurate. OMG.
CoT, your translations are nothing short of comedy gold! i'm so glad they are being saved for posterity.
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