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The Chris Matthews Show - June 17, 2007
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Chris Matthews: Bush is a total failure in iraq what’s up with that
Howard Fineman: he blew his life savings in a gamble in Mesopotamia and he thinks he’s a success cause he hasn't killed anyone personally
Tucker Carlson: Bush does believe in democracy but he’s too stupid to realize that will only elect terrorists
Katty Kay: iraq is now the single greatest recruiter for terrorists way to go Stupid
Matthews: wow why doesn't someone stop the crazy man
Norris: yes he’s delusional but he really thinks he is a success because the twin towers haven't been knocked down again
Matthews: has ignoring Israel & Palestine been smart?
Fineman: in this one case bush made a mistake - shocking i know
Matthews: in this one instance
Fineman: with Bush as their friend Israel doesn't need enemies
Kay: America's reputation in the middle east is so bad now if we tried to help it would explode in our face
Matthews: bush may not invade iran after all i wonder why not it sounds like so much fun
Tucker: in bush's defense he did meddle in Palestine he made it worse
Matthews: bush put a Geico caveman on the court how come liberals don't love that!!??
Norris: we'll see if the Court bans women from getting access to fire and makes them become gatherers
Matthews: Democrats beat up Abu Gonzalez and gave him a black eye but to be fair he is an enemy combatant to the U.S. Constitution
Tucker: in ten years Justice Roberts will change his name Tony Soprano
Matthews: bush attacked conservatives - good idea?
Tucker: dumbest idea ever
Kay: bush will always be a failure as long as we're in iraq
Norris: he's totally screwed
Tucker: bush will be a only become a great president if thousands of Americans are killed again
Matthews: wow look at the uppity women and some of them are black this is crazy!!!!!
Kay: people luv Laura Bush she was not ambitious and she’s an excellent driver
Matthews: michelle obama went to yale or harvard or something but she's a scary black woman who will ignore her children its so sad!!!
Kay: no she quit her job she's playing a role from Leave it Beaver now
Tucker: no she’s re-enacting the sitcom cliché My Dumbass Slob Husband and it’s emasculating
Matthews: and who know more about what is masculine than you
Fineman: Michelle Obama can combine hillary's smarts with Laura's domestic bliss without the shifty behavior or vapid expression
Norris: she's sassy!
Matthews: i luv it!
Kay: bush is going to reignite a Cold War the Russians are mad!!!
Matthews: boy Bush is batting 1,000 isn’t he
Fineman: Mitt Romney just purchased the state of iowa
Matthews: what about my man-crush Fred Thompson and his toy red truck!?
Norris: Candidates will travel with their children except for Rudy who will have some from Rent-a-Kid
Matthews: will my new man-lover Fred Thompson get some head - i mean pull ahead - of john McCain??
Norris: yes
Tucker: absolutely
Kay: probably
Fineman: seriously dood get some therapy
Matthews Yes!!!
Sunday, June 17, 2007
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