Barney Frank (D-MA)
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
Stephanopoulos: wow Obama became
the first President to endorse same-sex
marriage since James Buchanan
Romney: what’s the deal with those
long-haired gays anyway?
Stephanopoulos: congrats on your
upcoming nuptials Barney
Frank: thanks George
Stephanopoulos: did you expect
Obama to endorse gay weddings
Frank: that’s redundant
Frank: of course I expected him to
since there is no sensible reason
to oppose it
Stephanopoulos: that never stooped
American Presidents before
Frank: Obama already opposed the
DOMA and endorsed gay soldiers
Blackburn: Obama is such a
gay-loving bumbler LOL!
Santorum: Obama is totally out of touch
with America’s homophobes
Blackburn: Let’s talk about how Obama
caused the Depression in 2007!
Stephanopoulos: you don’t want to talk
about gay rights do you?
Blackburn: gays is icky!
Stephanopoulos: Obama doesn’t
want to nationalize gay rights
Frank: the GOP wants to take away
marriage decisions from the states
Stephanopoulos: what about Constitutional
bans on inter-racial marriage?
Frank: did you know the Republicans
caused the Depression and job losses
peaked when Obama was sworn in and
have gone down ever since?
Blackburn: Obama hates women!
Stephanopoulos: I didn’t know that
Blackburn: gas prices!
Stephanopoulos: gas prices are going down
Blackburn: my four year-old grandson
owes $50,000 to the Chinese!
Stephanopoulos: cut up his credit cards
Stephanopoulos: Jamie Dimon said he
was stupid but Dodd-Frank is really
at fault for not stopping him
Frank: what a fucking moron
Stephanopoulos: hee hee
Frank: we’re trying to write rules to
prevent these disasters and guess
who is trying to stop us - the
Republicans in the House
Stephanopoulos: I’m shocked
Frank: I don’t care if banks fail I just don’t
want them to put the taxpayer on the hook
Blackburn: Obama is at fault for writing
so many regulations JP Morgan had
no choice but lose $2 billion gambling
Frank: lord almighty I’m surrounded by idiots
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Stephanopoulos: politicians don’t want
to talk about gay marriage
Matalin: voters don’t care about gay rights
they care about the debt!
Rosen: gay voters actually do care
about their civil rights
Reed: Obama caused the Depression
and now all he cares about
those handomse gay gays
Reed: Obama is going to lose Ohio because
he endorsed those irresistible gays
Spitzer: Obama can fix the economy and
endorse equal rights at the same time
Matalin: Biden outed Obama and the
President carries a purse ha ha
Stephanopoulos: you really are repulsive Mary
Rosen: Romney has devolved!
Reed: marriage has been between women
and attractive well-built men for 5,000 years
Stephanopoulos: good point Ralph
Reed: Obama has flip-flopped!
Matalin: Obama is bigoted against people
who hate gay people!
Rosen: gay people just want to join
the army and get married
Matalin: those perverts are destroying America!
Spitzer: Obama has failed to protect gays
working with federal contractors
Reed: discrimination against gays is
an awesome wedge issue!
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming weirdos