Sunday, May 06, 2012
This Week - May 6, 2012
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)
Greta Van Susteren
Tapper: OMG Obama is still running
on hope and change
Tapper: Axel the economy kind of sucks
Axelrod: yeah but when we got into office
we were losing millions of jobs and now
we’re slowing adding thousands of jobs
Tapper: not bad but not great
Axelrod: we can’t go back or it will
be another disaster
Tapper: Obama asks will you be better off
four years from now
Axelrod: right - if we elect Romney will have
the same policies that destroyed the economy
in the first place
Tapper: no one is turning out for your rallies
Axelrod: we had 14,000 people yesterday!
Tapper: yes but that stadium is
very big ergo Obama sucks
Axelrod: that was 11,000 more than
Mitt Romney ever got
Tapper: yes but with Mittens its
quality not quantity
Axelrod: how do you mean?
Tapper: Mitt went had a rally at the mansion
of the CEO of Papa Johns - the dozen people
there have more money than at
14,000 students at Ohio State
Tapper: when will Obama start touting his
record instead of just talking about
killing bin Laden and saving General Motors
Axelrod: that is his record Tappy!
Tapper: is Obama spitting on troops
by killing bin Laden?
Axelrod: Obama made a gutsy call - and
if it failed you can bet Mitt Romney would
be all it like white rice on brown rice
Tapper: Mitt Romney says it’s shameful to
bring a Chinese dissident to America in a
responsible way instead of spitting in their face
Axelrod: sounds like he’ll make a great President
Tapper: Senator isn’t Mitt Romney
increasingly sounding like an idiot
McCain: yes he is but China is still
communist which is Obama’s fault
Tapper: in 2008 you said Romney was naïve
for saying it wasn’t worth it going after
one guy who attacked America on 9/11
McCain: Obama killed Neda!
McCain: Iraq is unraveling!
McCain: the Russians are supplying
guns to Syria - we must take sides!
Tapper: calm down John you’re getting all puffy
McCain: women are being raped while
Obama goes to the Holocaust Museum!
I’m not making this up!
Tapper: I’ve heard some rebels in
Syria are allied to al-qeada
McCain: so what?
Tapper: well you know al-qeada
is pretty bad
McCain: yes but helping al-qaeda would
hurt America’s greatest enemy which is Iran
Tapper: are you saying we should
form an alliance with al-qaeda?!?
McCain: If it hurts Iran yes!
Tapper: who should Mitt should pick
as his Vice President?
McCain: someone who is most ready
to become President immediately - like I did
Tapper: [ snort ]
McCain: I was told there would be pudding!
Tapper: thanks for coming gramps
[ break ]
Tapper: did Obama got to far in
pointing out he got bin Laden
Will: Obama keeps talking about himself
and people are so turned off he
can’t fill an 18,000 seat stadium
Buchanan: sure he deserves credit but
he never credits the Navy Seals
Tapper: that’s not true at all
Buchanan: maybe not but
it sounds good
Smiley: I hate the President because
he shouldn’t kill terrorists
Tapper: go on Tavis
Smiley: it’s unpresidential to wage war
Tapper: which country are you talking about
Goolsbee: Romney said he wouldn’t
take bin Laden out if he was in he
Pakistan so of course it’s a legitimate issue
Van Susteren: people are being killed
in Sudan and Syria and Mexico!
Tapper: oh my god send in the Marines!
Will: the Chinese eat at McDonald’s
and Starbucks but they are still evil
Tapper: our larded fries and $30 lattes
will destroy the oriental enemy!
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