April 29, 2012
Stephanopoulos: wow Lindsay Lohan
was in Washington last night!
Obama: Bin Laden - still dead
Stephanopoulos: I’m scared
Brennan: you should be George
Brennan: al qaeda is trying to
Stephanopoulos: oh god
Brennan: just look at the underwear bomber
Stephanopoulos: ew no thanks
Stephanopoulos: do the terrorists still
want to attack planes?
Brennan: sure 10 years ago that one time
Stephanopoulos: should I be terrified
about another 9/11
Brennan: al qeada has been nearly destroyed
Stephanopoulos: oh that’s good
Brennan: but you should till be scared
Stephanopoulos: did killing
Osama bin Laden help?
Brennan: we took down their leader!
Stephanopoulos: who runs al qaeda now?
Brennan: they are a franchise system
Stephanopoulos: I've seen our flag
on the marble arch
Brennan: yes but our war on terror
is not a victory march
Stephanopoulos: would bin Laden still be
alive if Mitt Romney were President?
Brennan: Obama is gutsy and pulled the
trigger and it was awesome
Brennan: it was a divided room
Stephanopoulos: Biden was worried
because this was a big freaking deal
Brennan: sure but Obama was bold -
he really hates bin Laden!
Stephanopoulos: what worried you
about the raid
Brennan: we had no idea what was in that
compound - what if it was rigged with bombs?
Stephanopoulos: wow it sounds like
only Obama would have made such
a reckless decision
Brennan: [ palmface ]
Stephanopoulos: do you really believe
our drones haven’t killed any civilians?
Brennan: if we have I have asked not
to be told about it
Stephanopoulos: so sounds like we have
Brennan: sometimes you must kill innocent
people to save innocent people
Stephanopoulos: got it
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: how is the economy?
Will: Obama needs to bring us back to
the years when the recession hit
Stephanopoulos: sounds like a sound plan
Krugman: the private sector is back but
governments keep laying people off
Fiorina: it’s true big businesses are doing
well but we must restore small business
Stephanopoulos: big businesses are
creating many jobs not in America
Schmidt: we have got to get small
businesses online so Google can
steal their personal information
Granholm: so what’s the answer - besides
handing our government over to lunatics
Krugman: the third world has more growth
because of government intervention there
Walker: we should not cut spending
or raise taxes now but we should do it
later when our problems are solved
Will: The Bond Vigilantes are scary!!
Krugman: god you are an idiot
Will: Obama has failed to cure the
problems caused the Republicans!
Krugman: because this recession was different!
Fiorina: states that cut income
taxes always do better
Krugman: Carly is lying!
Fiorina: how dare you K-Thug!
Granholm: a state-by-state race to the
bottom is national disaster
Schmidt: we have a dire computer
Walker: Obamacare costs more money
Granholm: no it doesn’t you idiot
Fiorina: close all tax loopholes
except for some of them!
Will: taxes is bad!
Krugman: [ palmface ]