Noron: people hate american arrgoance
Tweety: he wacked GM - should he take on Geithner?
Noron: [ hysterical laughter ]
Kornbluth: no he can't all the good heads are already off and on pikes
Rather: no he must lop the head off of Citigroup to be fair - he got the guys who shower after work and now must get the guys who don't shower at all
Tweety: wow I can't wait til Michelle Obama goes to Nairobi!
Rather: but Barack is the one from Kenya
Heilman: Obama failed this week but he looks like he's succeeding
Noron: he's cheating by being popular
Rather: do not underestimate his Jedi powers
Tweety: i love michelle and her biceps
Rather: she's very earthy - i want to be a fly on the wall when she runs a primary against him in 2012
Kornbluth: i don't care what Obama does if my 401k goes up
Tweety: OMG Michael Moore was right all along!!!
Tweety: OMG Obama took over the US auto industry and motown - where's my flying car and wall of sound?!?!
Heileman: Obama will be responsible for destroying the midwest
Tweety: he has very big stick
Rather: Obama broke the auto industry - it was doing fine until he came along
Noron: Obama is the most powerful businessman in America - which is crazy!!
Tweety: i am not going to pay a lot for this muffler!!
Kornbluth: those crazy polls show people blame the auto executives
Tweety: that's nuts
Noron: i think Obama just may ignore our pundit advice and not accept responsibility for our cars
Rather: Obama single-handedly ruined the US auto industry
Kornbluth: no that's wrong - he also ruined the US economy
Heileman: Obama will be judged by how GM emerges out of bankruptcy
Heileman: I agree with the conservatives - it's deeply weird and Eurotrashy for the President to order welfare recipients around
Tweety: they literally drive cadillacs!
Noron: the presidential poochie is coming!
Tweety: what kind of doggie??
Noron: no mutt a real american dog like a french poodle
Rather: The Taliban is building a Superhighway in Afghanistan
Kornbluth: Hillary was spotted in Europe this week
Tweety: that's weird a professional relationship between men and women is very European
Heileman: Timmy is doing better on tv thanks to voice coaches which as we know is all that matters
Tweety: ha he once stood on my chest!
Heileman: no more Wimbledon teleprompting!
Tweety: it's 40 - Love!