Matthews: OMG Obama says things are starting to turn around - is he a hypocrite!?!?
Ignatius: he's not Churchill therefore he sucks
Tweety: ha we're not fair I love it!!
Ignatius: today I am an expert on economics
Cooper: everything in the world is Obama's fault
Matthews: Is Obama trying to trick people into spending?
Cooper: he's a Jedi after all
Kay: confidence is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Tweety: i thought that alcohol
Kay: speak for yourself
Sully: i am very worried that the banks won't get more free money just because they are posting profits
Ignatius: it's terrible that Jamie Dimon won't take free billions - we must beg him to
Cooper: Obama has done a terrible job explaining to the American people why Citigroup needs their free billions
Sully: also the fact they’re evil doesn't help
Kay: they don't want government restrictions - they just want the free money
Tweety: perfectly understandable
Kay: Obama will be attacked if things haven't turned around in six weeks
Sully: that's stupid
Kay: he must ask for more trillions to rescue Wall street
Ignatius: yes he must do it and tender his resignation at the same time
Matthews: OMG Obama is just like Harold Hill in the Music Man!!
Kay: you're crazy
Matthews: OMG let's a watch a movie about waterboarding!!!
[ shows clip of Kevin Costner with gills drinking his own urine ]
Matthews: OMG it’s worse than I thought!!
Ignatius: Oh c'mon it's completely understandable that six months after 9/11 you would put a bug up a guys ass
Matthews: yeah but without his consent??
Ignatius: the CIA is sick of people demonizing them just because they systematically crush people's testicles
Kay: some people might say the USA applies a double standard and maybe the US is not better than everyone else
Tweety: manacling naked people is pretty standard behavior isn't it?
Sully: we now know that Bush personally approved grotesque torture
Tweety: but he's still not a bad as Hitler!!
Matthews: why did Obama let these memos out - besides the obvious entertainment value??
Cooper: it's easy to forget how scared we were after 9/11
Sully: it was 2005!!
Kay: we prosecuted people in Nuremberg before Nuremberg existed as a precedent!
Sully: what about Bush or Cheney! They're evil!!
Ignatius: I think we should address by speaking in a gravelly white man voice and eating cocktail weenies
Sully: Cheney says he approved waterboarding which is a war crime!!
Matthews: that's not what he says!
Sully: that's because he's a fucking vampire!!!
Kay: Obama is going to challenge Krugman to a duel - waterpistols at dawn
Cooper: Afghanistan is going to tulip-based economy
Sully: the first to fall in torture-gate will be doctors since their brethren unlike political types take a dim view of hurting people
Matthews: they should meet my dentist!
Sully: you experience pain at the dentist?
Matthews: no at the local S/M club - but they should meet him!!
Matthews: what grade does Obama get?
Cooper: He said "okay"
Sully: Pass out of pass fail
Matthews: Epic Pass - ha!!!