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This Week with George Stephanopoulos
February 17, 2008
Guest: Sen. John McCain
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Stephanopoulos: you and Lieberman want to end greenhouse gases
McCain: it's a mandatory free market approach
Stephanopoulos: oh
McCain: it will make profits because it will force GE to do the smart thing
Stephanopoulos: are you George Bush?
McCain: no Bush is a cowardly big spender and Obama is a pork barrel liberal taxer
Stephanopoulos: they want to cut taxes
McCain: maybe people want their taxes raised
Stephanopoulos: who should run health care
McCain: families should do it
Stephanopoulos: what the fuck does that mean
McCain: let grandpa do surgery he's retired
Stephanopoulos: everyone in the GOP hates you
McCain: that's true
Stephanopoulos: Limbaugh says he secretly supports you by bashing you
McCain: fuck him he's a fat bloated drug addict
Stephanopoulos: will you nominate another David Souter?
McCain: no i've been carrying water for George Bush
Stephanopoulos: vice presidency?
McCain: i won't take it
Stephanopoulos: no, i mean who would you choose?
McCain: oh i will do anything to placate the crazies
Stephanopoulos: everyone hates Republicans
McCain: who better to re-energize the party than a 75 year old invalid
Stephanopoulos: how did you come back from your failure?
McCain: i was in Baghdad in the 4th of July and decided i didn't want to surrender to muslims
Stephanopoulos: last question what's that thing on your face?
McCain: does the name Kuato mean anything to you?
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