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MEET THE PRESS
February 17, 2008
Guests:
Sen. Richard Durbin for Barack Obama
Sen. Chuck Schumer for Hillary Clinton
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Russert: Durbin can Obama win?
Durbin: we feel good!
Russert: does Hillary have to win in Texas and Ohio
Schumer: no but I declare Hillary can go from point A to point B
Russert: that was in Lincoln's Second Inaugural wasn't it?
Schumer: fuck you Timmy
Russert: Obama up in states won and votes and delegates
Schumer: so what? We will concede nothing dammit
Russert: Dick what about it - should superdelegates steal the election?
Durbin: duh of course not - this is a fucking election not a damm coronation and anyone who would try that would wreck the party
Russert: but Obama a looser
Durbin: no hillary barely won NJ and we killed in bloody kansas
Schumer: sure if you listen to the crazy nazi-lovers at Moveon.org you would support the elected delegate winner
Russert: i hate those liberals
Schumer: for the sake of party unity we must support hillary and not force anything down her throat
Russert: it sounds like you are willing to cheat
Schumer: it's not a moral issue - the real moral issue is to unite around Clinton and win the 2008 election
Russert: between superdelegates and Michigan it seems like Clinton wants to pull a fast one
Durbin: jeebus Obama wasn't even on the ballot in Michigan!
Schumer: oh let's not debate who signed what pledge we all cheat when it's good for us
Russert: seat Michigan or not?
Schumer: it's just like the superdelegates we will take every advantage we can get
Russert: oh ok
Schumer: Obama has to sit down and agree that we should change the rules to give Hillary Michigan and Florida's delegates
Russert: would you support new caucuses?
Schumer: no - because he does better in caucuses
Russert: you're so stubborn
Schumer: these fights will weaken us we should keep voting and then we should debate how to hand the win to Hillary
Durbin: the idea of accepting the results of an election where only one name is on the ballot is laughable
Russert: so sad
Durbin: backroom deals are not the answer
Russert: you live together who's the slob?
Durbin: he is
Schumer: i love you man
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Russert: she says she's a workhorse
Novak: that's too boring
O'Beirne: it's frustrating she's a wonk and he's a smooth talkin’ man sweeping America off its feet
Carlson: she's the scolding parent telling america that the man they are in love with is bad
Russert: but parents now kids dig the bad boy and they will only run to him if you diss him
Shields: she can still win and he has no specifics
Russert: what should she do?
Shields: give people a reason to vote for her, not against him
Hunt: she has to win everything from now on but she can do it
Shields: she can be a comeback kid
Novak: i would love a divided convention but a brokered convention won't happen
Russert: but how do you prevent it
Novak: one of them must yield they can't be fighting in August
O'Beirne: Durbin made an argument based on fairness and Schumer just said supers should be allowed to trump for process reasons
Carlson: my boyfriend fred thompson said superdelegates are good because they save America from liberals
Shields: that's right we need “grown ups” choosing that why we have superdelegates
Russert: like that 21 year old gay kid
Shields: exactly
Hunt: i give John Lewis permission to vote for who he wants to
Russert: mighty white of you
Hunt: Pelosi says Michigan choosing would destroy the party
Russert: how big a lead does the black man need to have in elected delegates?
Hunt: at least ten
Shields: we should wait until Bill Clinton endorses someone
Russert: FL or MI?
Shields: if she wins Pennsylvania then Florida should be seated
Bill Clinton: we're running on a shoestring!
Novak: oh please
Carlson: she's better without him
Russert: but people love him in Texas
Shields: he's rusty as a politician he's used to adulation
Russert: like Jordan with the Wizards
Novak: people still fear the Cleins
Russrt: she assumed she would have it locked up by Feb. 5
O'Beirne: oops
Russert: Joe Klein says Obama is a better executive
Hunt: Clinton campaign is in disarray
Russert: how so?
Hunt: Axelrod ran circles around the Clinton people
Novak: Obama hates the global economy and wants to raise taxes
Carlson: we all know that
Hunt: she chose loyalty over competence
Shields: just like Chimpy
Russert: so true
Shields: McCain is with teh dems on global warming, taxes, cafes
Novak: you're an advocate not a honest journalist
Shields: don't you have some CIA agents to destroy douchebag?
Russert: you think the GOP are screwed
Novak: yeah but McCain is a war hero
O'Beirne: we are fucked but we might win against Hillary if we put up enough unflattering pictures of her
Russert: G HW Bush will endorse McCain
O'Beirne: jesus that's not helpful
Carlson: Hillary will save the GOP
Novak: huckabee has no useful purpose except when i suck the blood of his sons at night
Russert: why them?
Novak: i need to slake my thirst on the blood of virgins
Russert: McCain's VP?
Carlson: someone young and cheerful like Crist
Novak: he's not young
Carlson: he is compared to you and Al
Russert: Dems
Shields: obama will be the nominee
Carlson: Obama
Novak: Obama has the big MO
Hunt: Obama has the edge
Shields: the Democrats wanted to run against Reagan in 1980 you never know
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