Jon
Karl
Correspondents:
Martha
Raddatz
Terry
Moran
David
Kerely
Jim
Avila
Guests:
Gen.
James Cartwright
Frederic
Wehrey – Fmr Libya Attache
Steve
Ganyard
Fran
Townshend
Sen.
John Cornyn (R-TX)
Rep.
Henry Cuellar (D-TX)
Karl:
holy shit America shut
down
an embassy in Libya
Moran:
in case things weren't
bad
enough in the world
Libya
is in totally chaos
Moran:
it was a precision panicked
evacuation
with drones and ships
and
jet fighters and segways
Karl:
wow
Moran:
the Ambassador was
tweeting
that there shots being fired
outside
her window
Karl:
#thatdoesntsoundgood
Moran:
there's another
issue
here as well
Karl:
Benghazi?
Moran:
Benghazi
Karl:
Benghazi!
Moran:
US officials fled Tripoli in
a
150 mile race to safety in Tunisia
Karl:
gosh
Moran:
the U.S. embassy in
Tripoli
is empty and unguarded
– go
to town radicals!
Karl:
how bad do things have
to
be where you abandon an embassy
Cartwright:
pretty fucking bad
Karl:
I imagine
Cartwright:
there were 80 marines
and
a few civilians left anyway
Karl:
oh well no harm done
Cartwright:
they shuttered the
embassy
with the intent to return
Karl:
did they burn the
files
like in the movie Argo?
Wehrey:
they e-mailed all
their
files to themselves
Karl:
clever but exactly how
does
one evacuate an embassy?
Cartwright:
very carefully – but there
was
only a skeleton crew
by the time they left
Karl:
but the airport was being
shot
at so they couldn't fly out
Cartwright:
right so they drove
the
whole way – what could be
more
American than a road trip
Karl:
is al-qaeda on the run or
is it increasing exponentially?
Cartwright:
it's franchising with
substandard
products and
seductive
marketing
Karl:
it's the McDonalds of terror groups
Cartwright:
except it kills fewer people
Karl:
of course
[
break ]
Raddatz:
how do train to
evacuate
an embassy?
Expert:
hesitation kills!
Raddatz:
this fake embassy
attack
is fucking terrifying
Expert:
it's meant to be Martha
Raddatz:
you took the American flags
as
you fled in terror
Expert:
these colors don't run!
[
break ]
Karl:
panel there have been
a
lot of plane crashes lately
Kerley:
a plane was shot down
in
Ukraine so of course lawmakers
are
panicking
Ganyand:
calm down –
flying
is perfectly safe
Kerley:
should American planes
have
missile defense?
Rep.
Steve Israel: terrorists have
lots
of shoulder-launched rockets!
NRA:
the only thing that stops a
good
guy with a rocket launcher
is
a good guy with a rocket launcher
Curley:
missile defense would
cost
a million dollars per plane
Nance:
or we could just not fly over war zones
Kerley:
but the whole world is scary!
Ganyard:
you would have to fly once
per
day every day for 4 million
years
to die in a plane crash
Karl:
facts have a non-panic bias
Ganyard:
but why was Malaysia Air
flying
over Ukraine?
Karl:
to be fair a missile defense system
wouldn't
have even helped MH 17
Ganyard:
right – but not
being
there would have helped
Karl:
hey whatever what
happened
to MH 370 – was it aliens?
Ganyard:
in this day and age we
should
not lose an entire plane
Karl:
we have this image of terrorists
shooting
down planes all over
America
just for the fun of it
Townshend:
we don't need
missile
defense – we need to
stop
flying over terror zones
Karl:
you think Obama should
not
have stopped planes in Tel Aviv
Townshend:
it was ridiculous –
it
send a signal to the bad guys
that
we're scared of their rockets
Karl:
but we are scared
Townshend:
Obama overreacted to a threat
Karl:
also he under-reacted to Benghazi
Townshend:
Benghazi!!
Karl:
I'm terrified of terrorists
Townshend:
you should be
–
they're
everywhere
Karl:
although most plane
crashes
are weather-related
Ganyard:
that's right – weather
kills
far more plane passengers
than
terrorists do
Karl:
agggghhhhhh!!!!!
[
break ]
Avila:
most of the new immigrants
are
children and female
Rick
Perry: call out the National Guard!!
Avila:
the Guard can't actually do anything
Karl:
don't knock the Guard
Avila:
also the number of
immigrants
is actually down
Karl:
problem solved
Avila:
this is a humanitarian crisis
which
Congress is being asked to
end
before they take a month long vacation
Karl:
good luck with that
[
break ]
Karl:
Congressman is this
crisis
of small children coming
to
America finally over?
Cuellar:
maybe or it might be
too
hot to come to immigrate right now
Karl:
you're going on a 5 week
vacation
without doing anything
Cornyn:
hey we deserve it –
it's
hard doing nothing
Karl:
I'm sure
Cornyn:
we might get some
money
to help these kids
Karl:
why don't Democrats want
to
repeal the Bush law that
caused
this problem?
Cuellar:
some do
Karl:
Pelosi and Reid don't
Cuellar:
42,000 kids have
showed
up in my neighborhood!
Karl:
what about screening kids
in
their home countries?
Cornyn:
criminals are exploiting the Bush law!
Karl:
well I'm rooting for you
Producer:
you said that out loud Jon
Karl:
I did?
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