Correspondents:
Martha
Raddatz
Alex
Marquardt
Aaron
David Miller
Art
Rascon
Pierre
Thomas
Guests
Steve Ganyard
Guests
Steve Ganyard
Eric
Holder – Attorney General
Rep.
Bob Goodlatte (R-VA)
David
Plouffe
Cokie
Roberts
Ana
Navarro
Bill
Kristol
Stephanopoulos:
wow Israeli
commados
raided Gaza!
Raddatz:
George these are the
first
ground troops since 2009
Stephanopoulos:
I always go commando
Raddatz:
these are Israeli Navy SEALS
Stephanopoulos:
cool
Raddatz:
we stood in an Israeli
neighborhood
and watched the
Israeli
Air Force bomb Gaza
Stephanopoulos:
amazing
Raddatz:
because of Iron Dome no
Israeli
citizen has been killed
Stephanopoulos:
“Under the Iron Dome”
Raddatz:
but that's not true in
Gaza
including many civilians
who
have been killed
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Raddatz:
but this could still become a war
Stephanopoulos:
could?
Marquardt:
Americans are fleeing Gaza
Marquardt:
are disappointed
to
be leaving Gaza?
American
in Gaza: are you kidding?
Marqaurdt:
Israel regrets killing
civilians
but blames Hamas for
using
them as human shields
Stephanopoulos:
what if Israel invades Gaza?
Ganyard:
George urban combat is tough stuff
Stephanopoulos:
but Iron Dome is amazing
Ganyard:
it's so accurate it identifies
all
incoming bombs even
that
movie where Johnny Depp
had
a bird on his head
Stephanopoulos:
that's impressive
Miller:
Hamas and Israel can't
make
a deal because they
really
hate each other
Stephanopoulos:
can the U.S. do
anything to help?
Miller:
not much because Hamas
is
trying to get something out of all this
Stephanopoulos:
how does this
all
play out?
Miller:
Hamas will claim they fought
Israel
and won and Israel will claim
they
fought Hamas and won and a
lot
of people will be dead and we'll
be
back where we started from
Thomas:
how scared should we
be
about terrorists from Syria?
Holder:
very scared
Thomas:
Mike Rogers says this
the
most terrifying time since 9/11
Holder:
he's right
Thomas:
should I hide under my bed?
Holder:
yes we're all about to be killed
Thomas:
what's so scary now?
Holder:
Western-educated terrorists are smart
Thomas:
terrorists have built a
bomb
the size of smartphone
Holder:
right and not one those big phablets
Thomas:
how many American
terrorists
are trying to kill me?
Holder:
lots and lots
Thomas:
how terrified should
Americans be of ISIS?
Holder:
be afraid. Be very afraid
Thomas:
what about al qaeda?
Holder:
oh them too
Thomas:
you took too long to
catch
the Benghazi guy
Holder:
fuck that shit
Thomas:
Republicans want you
to
torture the Benghazi guy
Holder:
we made him listen to
Justin
Bieber songs what
more
do they want
Thomas:
that cruel
Holder:
war is hell
Thomas:
what about the Boston bombing?
Holder:
these lone wolves
keep
me up at night
Stephanopoulos:
these home
grown
terrorists petrify me
Thomas:
they should George
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
Art is reporting
from South America
Rascon: this is the heart of the
Mayan
civilization although 2012
came
and it's still here
Rascon:
children in Guatemala are
being
murdered every month
Rascon:
plus a George W. Bush law
give
kids a chance to stay
Rascon:
plus Obama had a policy to
let
kids who came before 2007 to
stay
but coyotes lie
Thomas:
critics are saying you are
not
shooting immigrants on sight
Holder:
we follow the law signed by Bush
Thomas:
others say you are
deporting too many people
Holder:
we follow the law
Thomas:
so what is happening?
Holder:
thousands of kids are fleeing
violence in South America
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos:
welcome Bob –
are
you willing to fund more
border
guards and immigration judge?
Goodlatte:
maybe but it's Obama's
fault for not
telling people they
will be deported immediately
Stephanopoulos:
he did
Goodlatte:
I say he didn't
Stephanopoulos:
okay
Good:
he should also go to Mexico
Stephanopoulos:
all right
Goodlatte:
also Obama won't enforce the law
and
is releasing disease ridden criminals
onto
our white streets
Stephanopoulos:
are you willing to pay
for
more judges and guards or not?
Good:
no because if you obey the law
Bush
signed we will have more
illegal
vermin in our neighborhoods
Stephanopoulos:
are you drawing
up articles of impeachment?
Goodlatte:
no that's ridiculous –
the
President has not committed any crimes
Stephanopoulos:
whoa
Goodlatte:
on the other hand the President
can't
make laws with his cell phone
like
some sexting millennial
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming Bob
Goodlatte:
you too George
Stephanopoulos:
up next – impeach Obama!!
Stephanopoulos:
David why didn't
Obama
go to the border?
Plouffe:
because it would be pointless
Stephanopoulos:
all the more
reason for him to go
Plouffe:
or we could finally
enact immigration reform
Roberts:
obviously it doesn't matter if
Obama
goes to the border but it's
very
important he go for the symbolism
Stephanopoulos:
exactly
Roberts:
plus he has to go to show
the
world we love these kids
Stephanopoulos:
whoa I thought we
agree
he has to go to the border to
show
the world we don't want these kids
and
they will be sent home pronto
Roberts:
but that's not the law
Stephanopoulos:
who cares
Roberts:
besides if they get sent
home
they will be murdered
Kristol:
I'm afraid we have to
Roberts:
no we don't you motherfucker
Kristol:
Republicans just realized we
are
outraged about a law we enacted in 2008
Stephanopoulos:
right
Kristol:
all these kids are coming in 2014
because
of something Obama did in
2012
which doesn't apply
Navarro:
you're all wrong – kids are
coming
for many reasons but Obama
should
have gone to the border so
he
could hear the kids for himself
Plouffe:
for the GOP to blame
the Dream act is ridiculous
Navarro:
I didn't do that
Plouffe:
I know but I meant Republicans
who
actually hold power Ana
Kristol:
Democrats are childish –
at
least that's what my daddy says
Kristol:
also the border is not secure
Plouffe:
yes it is
Kristol:
we need a massive fence
to
keep this children out
Navarro:
it's more secure than it's
ever
been – anyway the kids are turning
themselves
in to the guards
Roberts:
also the people of Texas have
helped
these kids bless them
Navarro:
also I'm tired of hispanic celebrities
who
sing and dance like minstels for the
President
but haven't solved our immigration crisis
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
OMG Sarah Palin
called
for Obama to be impeached!!
Holder:
she's an idiot
Stephanopoulos:
I couldn't believe even
Bob
Goodlatte doesn't want to impeach
Obama
– the media beast is bored
and
must be fed!
Kristol:
it's completely stupid and irresponsible
Navarro:
exactly – no rational
Republican is talking about it
Stephanopoulos:
this is all the Democrats fault
Roberts:
no one cares what Sarah Palin thinks
Plouffe:
I know I don't
Navarro:
no Republicans do and John Boehner actively hates her
Stephanopoulos:
Mike tell me about
this Whirled Cup
Tirico:
it's the biggest sporting
event in the World
Stephanopoulos:
that's seems hard to believe
Tirico:
LeBron James is here
Stephanopoulos:
holy shit
Navarro:
in Miami we're glad we
got LeBron for four years
Plouffe:
his letter was perfect
Navarro:
he was cocky before he came to Miami and we turned him a mature young
man
Stephanopoulos:
nothing a matures
a kid like four years in the most
decadent city in
America
Kristol:
I hate all this good-natured sportsmanship
Stephanopoulos:
hah
Kristol:
fuck goodness – embrace you inner evil I say
Stephanopoulos:
you're like a cartoon villain – entitled, arrogant, stupid and
cruel
Kristol:
I am who I am
Stephanopoulos:
you know Bibi
– what's on his mind
Kristol:
he likes bombing people
Roberts:
people need to be more afraid of America
Stephanopoulos:
I'm still mad Obama
didn't bomb Syria
Plouffe:
Obama gave Israel Iron Dome
Stephanopoulos:
Ana you're an expert on the middle east – what do you think?
Navarro:
Israel good Hamas bad
Kristol:
Cokie Roberts is right – Obama is weak
Roberts:
I keep hearing that – why doesn't America kill more people?
Stephanopoulos:
I like it
Roberts:
maybe if we had gotten involved the Syria civil war sooner none of
these problems would be happening
Kristol:
she's right – also Benghazi!
Plouffe:
I want access to the
drugs you are taking
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