Sunday, July 20, 2014

This Week with George Stephanopoulos – July 20, 2014

Terry Moran
Alex Marquardt
Brian Ross
John Kerry – U.S. Sec. of State
Benjamin Netanyahu – Prime Minister of Israel

Stephanopoulos: what hell is 
going on in Ukraine?

Moran: Reports are that drunk rebels

are blocking access to the crash site

Stephanopoulos: wow

Moran: rebels won't even let investigators

see the plane crash

Stephanopoulos: that's not good

Moran: families are getting angry

Stephanopoulos: shit's getting real

Stephanopoulos: Alex what's 
happening in Gaza?

Marquardt: Israel and Hamas agreed

to a cease fire to collect the dead but

it was broken after one hour

Marquardt: there are 400 Gazans dead

including over 100 children

Stephanopoulos: that's bad

Marquardt: Hamas still fires missiles

into Israel although most are 
intercepted by Iron Dome

Stephanopoulos: well that's something

Marquardt: Israel wants to take out

the Hamas tunnels and weaken

Hamas but not destroy them

Stephanopoulos: problem solved

Marquardt: neither side is backing down

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: welcome John Kerry

Kerry: good morning George

Stephanopoulos: Hamas calls

Israel's actions war crimes

Kerry: fuck Hamas – they need to stop

kidnapping Israelis and accept a cease fire

Stephanopoulos: strong words

Kerry: they keep firing rockets into

Israel even though Egypt offered a cease fire

Stephanopoulos: what else?

Kerry: it's true children in Gaza are being killed – war is ugly

Stephanopoulos: i've heard that

Kerry: but Hamas is causing all this

Stephanopoulos: so we should 
just take Hamas out?

Kerry: everyone has been trying to

talk sense into Hamas and no one

can get through to them

Stephanopoulos: they sound instransigent

Kerry: don't forget the kidnapping

and killing of Israeli teenagers

Stephanopoulos: ok

Kerry: basically Hamas needs

to stop being such assholes

Stephanopoulos: what about Israel's rockets?

Kerry: Bibi is just protecting 
the people of Israel

Stephanopoulos: right

Kerry: Hamas does not have the moral

high ground when they bomb the

people of Israel who are really very nice

Stephanopoulos: moving on – is Russia

responsible for the deaths of Malaysian flight?

Kerry: Russia arms and trains the

separatists and encourages them to kill

Stephanopoulos: go on

Kerry: the US tracked this missile

and it came from a Russian system

and the separatists bragged about it

Stephanopoulos: ooh snap

Kerry: then he deleted his tweet

Stephanopoulos: oops

Kerry: and now a bunch of drunken

separatists are stealing dead bodies

Stephanopoulos: what should

Putin do right now?

Kerry: call on the separatists to stop

being suck fucktards and act like

civilized human beings instead

of loutish thieving thugs

Stephanopoulos: I love it

Kerry: also stop sending them

weapons which kill civilians

Stephanopoulos: what will the US do now?

Kerry: we already imposed strong

sanctions and now we need Europe

to stop being such big babies and

get with the damn program

Stephanopoulos: John McCain says

the world now is worse than in WWII

and Obama should be killing more people

Kerry: I can't think of a time where the

U.S. has been more engaged and

more respected George

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: welcome Bibi

Netanyahu: good morning

Stephanopoulos: you are killing

civilians in Gaza

Netanyahu: we regret that 
but it's all Hamas' fault 
– they kill Israelis

Stephanopoulos: I see

Netanyahu: Hamas targets civilians

and then hides behind civilians

Stephanopoulos: are you worried

that some people will call what

your are doing collective punishment

Netanyahu: we asked the 
people of Gaza to please leave

Stephanopoulos: where are 
they supposed to go?

Netanyahu: that's not an issue Stephy

Stephanopoulos: oh ok never mind then

Netanyahu: Hamas wants to 
see many civilians dead 
and we love all people

Stephanopoulos: all right

Netanyahu: Hamas are just 
like al-qaeda – they don't care 
about the people of Gaza 
at all unlike us – we just 
love the people of Gaza

Stephanopoulos: so why not just

take out Hamas completely?

Netanyahu: we pulled out of Gaza 
and they turned it into a Fortress of Terror

Stephanopoulos: is Israel willing

consider ending the blockade?

Netanyahu: what if 80% of America 
were under threat from guns?

Stephanopoulos: can't imagine

Netanyahu: we have accepted 
many cease-fires but Hamas 
doesn't care about human life
– we can't reward that

Stephanopoulos: right

Netanyahu: I want to thank 
Obama for giving us Iron Dome

Stephanopoulos: you're welcome Bibi

Netanyahu: Iran cannot be 
allowed to have a nuclear bomb!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: Ukraine says

the missile crew were Russian

Ross: we don't know exactly who pulled the trigger

Stephanopoulos: does it even matter?

Expert: not really – this is sophisticated

missile system only an expert could use it

Ross: the question is why did Obama

let Malaysia fly over that area?

Expert: this is a total escalation!

Stephanopoulos: can't they tell the

difference between a passenger jet

and a military plane?

Expert: no – they saw a blip 
and fired like assholes

Stephanopoulos: well I can't even

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