Rep. Peter King (R-NY)
Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT)
Stephanopoulos: for fuck's
sake where is that missing plane
Kerley: George at this point
we have narrowed it down to Asia
Stephanopoulos: that should help
Kerley: or also the entire Pacific Ocean
Stephanopoulos: gotta be thorough
Kerley: experts now believe someone
probably deliberately flew the plane off course
Kerley: also the plane flew six hours
either toward Europe or the Indian
Ocean or possibly Australia
Stephanopoulos: sounds like they've
got all the bases covered
Kerley: the plane definitely either
crashed or landed in secret
Stephanopoulos: thanks for the update
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Stephanopoulos: Pierre what's up
with the criminal investigation?
Thomas: they searched the pilot's
Flight Simulator and also his Madden Football
Expert: we need to know did anyone
on board know how to fly a plane?
FBI: were they involved in athletics?
Reporter: maybe a passenger
took over the plane
Stephanopoulos: so many possibilities
Reporter: pilots have been blamed before
Stephanopoulos: has the
Thomas: of course – the FBI should have
taken over from Malaysian authorities earlier
which would have solved everything
King: why weren't the pilots smeared earlier?
Stephanopoulos: good question
King: also why wasn't the FBI brought
in to this Malaysian investigation??
Stephanopoulos: good question Pete
King: there were Iranians on board!
King: it creates a terrorist atmosphere
Ganyard: the search area is
five million square miles –
we will never find this plane
Stephanopoulos: could it have landed?
Ganyard: not a chance George
Stephanopoulos: have we ruled out
a mechanical failure?
Ganyard: this was no accident George
Stephanopoulos: what about
bringing in the FBI?
King: Malaysia for whatever reason
is resisting that
Stephanopoulos: gosh I can't imagine why
Stephanopoulos: what about a hijacker?
Ganyard: if it was a hijacker
it was someone who knew exactly
what they were doing
Stephanopoulos: but could a hijacker
really do this and no one know?
Ganyard: it was probably one of the pilots
King: based on my knowledge of flight I agree!
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Stephanopoulos: what's going in Ukraine?
Marquandt: Crimean Russian-speakers
are going to vote to join Russia –
not that they have much choice
Marquandt: America says the
vote is illegitimate
Stephanopoulos: will Russia invade
Marquandt: they might
Stephanopoulos: sweet jesus
Marquandt: it's potentially explosive
Golodryga: Ukraine's foreign minister
told me Russia might launch an offensive
Minister: Russia could attack!
Golodryga: could you fight Russia
if you had to?
Minister: no – but we have great fighting spirit!
Stephanopoulos: what about a possible truce?
Golodryga: it's too soon to tell
Stephanopoulos: Senator you just
got back from Ukraine
Murphy: George this sham referendum
isn't fooling anyone
Stephanopoulos: it isn't?
Murphy: Ukraine will not go down
without a fight!
Stephanopoulos: will the US send
weapons to Ukraine?
Murphy: we're not there yet –
but we can send packaged food
Stephanopoulos: you really think that
will prevent a Russian invasion?
Murphy: it can't hurt
Stephanopoulos: can we stop the
Murphy: no – we need to worry about
Putin seizing all of Ukraine
Murphy: Ukraine will fight Putin!
Stephanopoulos: so what can the U.S. do?
Murphy: impose crippling sanctions!
Stephanopoulos: would that work?
Murphy: that depends on Angela Merkel
Stephanopoulos: it's all on her
Murphy: who knows –
Putin may take Poland next
Stephanopoulos: Germany wouldn't like that
Murphy: I wouldn't think so George
Stephanopoulos: welcome Bill Gates
Gates: hi George – while you said
I made a billion dollars
Stephanopoulos: you love Common Core
Gates: I am so fucking stoked
for Common Core
Stephanopoulos: Obama and Republicans
back common core but liberals
and the tea party hate it
Gates: it's not a federal takeover
Stephanopoulos: that's not what
the tea party says
Gates: well they're idiots
Stephanopoulos: teachers say the
Common Core rollout was botched
Gates: that's true but only because
so many people are stupid
Stephanopoulos: many kids failed the
test and parents freaked out
Gates: because these are high standards
and their kids are dumb
Stephanopoulos: so we can
catch up to China?
Gates: no but we can try to run a close second
Stephanopoulos: state are scrapping Common Core
Gates: then I will buy those states –
how much could South Dakota possible cost?
Stephanopoulos: what will Common
Core do for America?
Gates: in ten years American kids
will be a little less stupid
Stephanopoulos: something to look forward to