Guests:
Pierre
Thomas
Gov.
John Hickenlooper (D-CO)
Gov.
Jay Inslee (D-WA)
Rep.
Paul Ryan (R-WI)
Paul
Krugman
Matthew
Dowd
Ana
Navarro
Bill
Kristol
Stephanopoulos: OMG America
could
be attacked today
Thomas:
this is the SuperBowl of security!
Stephanopoulos:
wow
Thomas:
there are radiation machines,
bomb-sniffing
dogs, snipers,
swat
teams, fighter jets and Superman
has
been recalled from his Fortress of Solitude
Stephanopoulos:
holy shit
Thomas:
I got ride in a fighter jet with
the
NJ air national guard and watched
them
pretend to shoot down a cessna
Stephanopoulos:
that is so cool
Stephanopoulos:
Governor Hickenlooper
are
you satisfied that people
won't be killed?
Hickenlooper:
pretty much
Seattle:
legion of boom baby
Stephanopoulos:
is Peyton Manning
going
to win the game for you?
Hickenlooper:
he's awesome –
he
personally parted the flood waters here
Inslee:
we're team-oriented here in Seattle
Stephanopoulos:
how is legal pot
going in Colorado?
Hickenlooper:
we're trying to stop
kids
from driving while high
Inslee:
now that we've legalized
pot
we have to convince people
how
dangerous it is
Stephanopoulos:
good luck
Inslee:
also we want to thank
President
Obama for being totally
cool
with our pot party
Stephanopoulos:
speaking of the
Super
Bowl Chris Christie is in
trouble
again over Bridgegate
Reporter:
Chris Chrsitie is pushing
back
telling everyone that David Wildstein
is
a big nerd
Stephanopoulos:
good morning Paul –
should
Chris Christie still be a
spokesman
for the GOP?
Ryan:
he's my friend and now it's
just
one person's word against another
Stephanopoulos:
Obama said he
will
use executive orders to
push
his agenda
Ryan:
yes it's outrageous
Stephanopoulos:
you said he's violating
the
Constitution even though he's
used
fewer executive orders than Reagan
Ryan:
it's not the number –
it's
the lawlessness of the lawless orders
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Ryan:
he's very lawless!
Stephanopoulos:
so I assume
you
will impeach Obama
Ryan:
oh calm down George
it's
a difference of opinion not a crime
Stephanopoulos:
but but he's lawless
Ryan:
look this will play our in court
Stephanopoulos:
Bill Kristol says
the
GOP should do nothing on immigration
Ryan:
we can't do that because
of
the Boston Bombing
Stephanopoulos:
got it
Ryan:
first we have to secure
the
border and be verified
before
any other part of
immigration
reform can apply
Stephanopoulos:
I see
Ryan:
that is all we are willing to
agree
on because we don't trust Obama
Stephanopoulos:
secure the border?
Ryan:
also interior enforcement
Stephanopoulos:
are you seriously
still
talking about defaulting
on
the debt again
Ryan:
we can't rubber stamp paying our debts
Stephanopoulos:
right
Ryan:
Obama has never even
tried
to pay off the debt entirely
Stephanopoulos:
because that
would
be crazy
Ryan:
hell yeah
Stephanopoulos:
you said the Pope
doesn't
know what real pure capitalism is
Ryan:
right – Obama is a crony
capitalist
which the Pope hates
ergo
the Pope hates Barack Obama
Stephanopoulos:
of course
Ryan:
the Pope is right – we need
to
end the welfare state and
bring
the poor into capitalism
Stephanopoulos:
but the Pope would
never
endorse your budget
Ryan:
of course not –
he's
the Pope not a Koch
[
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Stephanopoulos:
David Wildstein
called
Chris Christie is a liar!
Dowd:
Christie attacked his
high
school record – proof he's panicking
Stephanopoulos:
Bill what's the
word
with the GOP elites?
Kristol:
two words: “Jeb Bush”
Stephanopoulos:
ouch!
Stephanopoulos:
the Democrats
are
already put out ads on Christie
Krugman:
Christie's defense is this
guy
has always been untrustworthy
so
I gave him a make-work job with
a
huge salary at a big state agency
Navarro:
the good news for Christie
is
you can't trust David Wildstein –
the
bad news for Chris Christie
is
you can't trust David Wildstein
Stephanopoulos:
Jeb Bush wants
to
be a joyful candidate
Navarro:
his family don't even
want
him to run
Stephanopoulos:
his mother
seems
to actively dislike him
Navarro:
well I like him
Stephanopoulos:
why?
Navarro:
I want to go to the
Prom
with a tall guy
Brazile:
the tea party
doesn't
like Jeb Bush
Navarro:
you hope –
Jeb
Bush can win!
Dowd:
really? Wwe're going to go
with
a Bush vs a Clinton again?
Stephanopoulos:
Hillary has
crazy-high
poll numbers
among
Democrats
Krugman:
it's crazy – the Democrats
are
unified and the GOP are not
Navarro:
she's out of touch –
she
doesn't drive a car!
Dowd:
irony is Obama will ruin
her
candidacy again because
he's
been a terrible President
Kristol:
in his State of the Union
Obama
should have pointed out
what
a horrible President Bush was
Krugman:
the public liked the speech
because
there were popular ideas in it
Stephanopoulos:
he's still cheating by popular
Krugman:
Obama has been a
lame
duck since 2010 – but is still the
most
consequential President since
1980
because of what he did his first two years
Navarro:
Obama is totally a lame duck!!
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