Asa Hutchinson - NRA
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN)
Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-GA)
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Stephanopoulos: good
morning America
Congress has accomplished nothing
so of coursethey have gone on vacation
Stephanopoulos: Asa do you
really believe that
murderers like schools
because guns
are not allowed there?
Hutchinson: yes every
school should have
a trained armed guard –
who wouldn't want that?
Stephanopoulos: so to
prevent school shootings
we need more guns in
schools
Hutchinson: yes putting
armed guards on
airplanes has proven to be
safe and
reasonable and
cost-effective approach
– do we hate little
children?
Stephanopoulos: if we sit
next to them on airplanes
Hutchinson: ha
Stephanopoulos: Joe
Manchin says we also need
to look at sensible gun
regulation and mental health
Hutchinson: we need gun
regulations
which result inmore guns and if
that doesn't work we should try more guns
which result inmore guns and if
that doesn't work we should try more guns
Stephanopoulos: I see
Hutchinson: Tim McVeigh
used fertilizer -
should we regulate
that?
Stephanopoulos: we do
actually
Hutchinson: shit
Stephanopoulos: so are you
saying we just
need to arm every American
at all times?
Hutchinson: no it should
be voluntary
Stephanopoulos: so you
wouldn't require
every teacher to carry a
gun
Hutchinson: not the ones
teaching Braille
Stephanopoulos: you've
really though this through
Hutchinson: indeedy
Stephanopoulos: what about
regulating
high capacity gun clips or
doing background checks
Hutchinson: the problem
with passing good laws
is that people then assume
the problem is solved
and our kids might be safe
which might mean
people might buy fewer
guns to protect themselves
Stephanopoulos: so you
would oppose a
policy because it's a good
idea?
Hutchinson: exactly
Stephanopoulos: some of
the families of the
victims want to limit
access to guns
- what do you say to them?
Hutchinson: my heart goes
to them and
it's sad that their school
didn't have more guns
Stephanopoulos: welcome
Senators
Klobuchar: this is insane
– we can't have armed
guards at every doorway in every
school
and every movie theatre and church
and temple and mall
Stephanopoulos: we could
if we had
fewer entrances or maybe
armed robots
Klobuchar: how about
actually doing
background checks before
some lunatic
buys a combat weapon?
Stephanopoulos: it's one
approach
Klobuchar: but respect the
brave deer hunters!
Isakson: I wrote the
background check law
and Amy is right
Stephanopoulos: whoa
Isakson: but banning
assault rifles
won't help because of
Columbine
Klobuchar: no one needs a
damn
asssult rifle Johnny
Stephanopoulos: President
Obama wants to
avoid the fiscal cliff by
keeping tax cuts
for poor people making
$250,000
Isakson: Obama is right
and I weep for John Boehner
Stephanopoulos: ok
Isakson: but we should
also cut entitlements
Stephanopoulos: but that's
not going to happen is it
Isakson: sadly no [ weeps
]
Stephanopoulos: Amy could
you vote
for those tax cuts?
Klobuchar: we already did!
Stephanopoulos: oooh
Klobuchar: we need more
sane House members
like Johnny because middle
class people
don't need a big tax hike
now
Stephanopoulos: Johnny are
we going
to go off the fiscal
cliff?
Isakson: no but I worry
about
Wall Street's hurt
feelings
Stephanopoulos: is former
GOP Senator
Chuck Hegel an
anti-semite?
Isakson: I love me some
John Kerry
Stephanopoulos: Eliot
Engel says
Chuck Hegel hates Israel
Klobuchar: did you know
John Kerry
won the purple heart in
Vietnam?
Stephanopoulos: but did he
bleed enough?
Klobuchar: ha good one
George
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