Guests:
Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ)
David Plouffe (Obama 2012)
Haley Barbour
Howard Dean
Donna Brazile
Matthew Dowd
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Stephanopoulos: wow the election is
37 days away!
Audience: thank fucking god
Stephanopoulos: Romney has to win
the debates or he’s toast
Christie: I like toast
Stephanopoulos: who doesn’t
Christie: Romney will kick ass
in the debates!
Stephanopoulos: how
Christie: tell the truth about how
Obama is a bad President
Stephanopoulos: what else
Christie: tell the people the sky
will rain lollipops under Romney
Stephanopoulos: is Obama a good
debater or is he rusty
Christie: no he’s had to debate
Joe Biden for 4 years - he’s very experienced
Stephanopoulos: interesting point
Christie: Obama is lying when says
Obama will cut taxes for the rich
Stephanopoulos: but Romney has
proposed tax cuts for the rich cuts
Christie: but Romney will make up
the difference by closing loopholes
Stephanopoulos: which loopholes
Christie: it’s a secret
Stephanopoulos: that’s not much a plan
Christie: listen to me - Obama is a bad man
Stephanopoulos: how is that is an answer
Christie: the rich will not pay less
- pinkie swear!
Stephanopoulos: Romney has proposed
tax cuts for the rich over and over again
Christie: good!
Stephanopoulos: I’m confused
Christie: Romney has a very clear vision
Stephanopoulos: without any specifics
Christie: shut up!
Stephanopoulos: what else
Christie: the President has never learned
to work with other people unlike loveable
politicians like Mitt Romney and me
Stephanopoulos: Charles Krauthammer
says Romney needs to be big and bold
Christie: oh you’re gonna see it in the debates
Stephanopoulos: I can’t wait
Christie: Romney Unfiltered!
Stephanopoulos: are the polls skewed
against Romney
Christie: no that’s bullshit only an idiot
like Dick Morris would peddle
Stephanopoulos: do you think Todd Aiken
should have the support of the Republican party
Christie: no - he’s a fucking moron
Stephanopoulos: what will happen in the debates?
Plouffe: Obama will explain again that
Republicans caused the recession
Stephanopoulos: Romney says that
Obama is lying when he says Romney
will cut taxes for the rich
Plouffe: he’s already proposed $8 trillion
in tax cuts for pete’s sake
Stephanopoulos: ooh
Plouffe: he’s either going to slash spending
or hit the middle class or both
Stephanopoulos: Mitt Romney told me
that the President is a liar
Plouffe: that’s rich coming that guy
Stephanopoulos: fair point
Plouffe: look Mitt Romney is a
rich out-of-touch weirdo
Stephanopoulos: this is a tough fight
Plouffe: politics ain’t beanbag Stephy
Stephanopoulos: Romney is preparing killer zingers
Plouffe: the American people aren’t
looking for clever conversation - they
like Obama just the way he is
Stephanopoulos: was the attack on
the Libya embassy spontaneous
or a planned attack
Plouffe: it’s an ongoing investigation
Stephanopoulos: but why wait a few
hours before issuing final statements
on an attack overseas
Plouffe: why indeed
Stephanopoulos: people love a good terror attack
Plouffe: Romney called ending the
Iraq war a tragedy and wouldn’t have
gone after bin Laden
Stephanopoulos: Romney says you are
afraid Americans will find out people
in the Middle East don’t love America
Plouffe: yes I’m sure that will come as a great shock
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Mitt Romney - what went wrong?
Dowd: simple - they let Obama define
Romney early and they never caught up
Stephanopoulos: also Romney said
he hates 47% of the country
Barbour: Obama is a faaahlyuurrh
Stephanopoulos: oh my
Brazile: I am so loving this!
Dean: of course he’s losing - Obama
turned things around and Mitt Romney
wants to go back the policies that caused
the recession in the first place!
Stephanopoulos: uh-huh
Dean: also Romney is a soulless uncaring plutocrat
Barbour: Obama is uh mooovuuh staaaahhr
Dowd: Romney can still turn this around!
Stephanopoulos: you really think he can still win?
Dowd: oh no I just think with effort
and luck he can lose by less
Brazile: Paul Ryan was going to turn
things around, then it was the Convention
and now it’s the debates - face it - your guy sucks
Stephanopoulos: and that wraps it up
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Sunday, September 30, 2012
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