Sunday, September 23, 2012

This Week with George Stephanopoulos - September 23, 2012

Reince Priebus (Chair RNC)
David Axelrod (Obama 2012)
Stephanopoulos: holy crap Mitt Romney’s
campaign is going off the rails

Ryan: sure we suck but what are
you going to do

Obama: Americans are not lazy!

Stephanopoulos: Does Mitt hate half
of all Americans?

Priebus: Mitt Romney is a bit of an idiot
but Obama will take care of you all your life

Stephanopoulos: that’s bad?

Priebus: yes because giving all the money
to rich people give us all something to aspire to

Stephanopoulos: I see

Priebus: Obama wants to enslave your grandkids

Stephanopoulos: Peggy Noonan says
Romney is incompetent and a calamity
and needs an intervention

Priebus: I’m in love with her

Stephanopoulos: that’s nice Reince

Priebus: Romney had a bad week

Stephanopoulos: everyone watching knows that

Priebus: I agree that if we were winning
it would be better than losing

Stephanopoulos: expand on that

Priebus: we had a good week last week

Stephanopoulos: wait what

Priebus: yes because when Mitt loses
and Obama imposes socialism the GOP
will win in 2016 or 2020

Stephanopoulos: that is indeed something
to look forward to

Priebus: it will be great when we all roam
the land with bows and arrows

Stephanopoulos: does Romney need to
be more specific

Priebus: Romney very specifically wants
to cut taxes and raise pending and
magically cut the deficit

Stephanopoulos: I like it

Priebus: Obama didn’t fix the Republican
recession - wake up people!

Stephanopoulos: go on

Priebus: the Romney needs to be more specific!

Stephanopoulos: you are confusing me Reince

Stephanopoulos: does Mitt need to finally
reveal all of his tax returns

Priebus: poor Wisconsin voters should
get down on their knees and thank god
for Mitt Romney for saving the local symphony

Stephanopoulos: interesting point

Priebus: Obama thinks he’s entitled to win
and goes around meeting with black people
like Jay Z who is black and Beyonce who
I think is also black

Stephanopoulos: snap

Priebus: Obama plays small ball - we are
campaigning on the issues like Jay Z

Stephanopoulos: can you take the Senate?

Priebus: Harley-Davison, Miller Lite and
Tommy Thompson

Stephanopoulos: Hog, hops and hots

Priebus: let’s not even talk about Virginia

Stephanopoulos: yes lets not

Priebus: Obama caused the recession
four years ago!!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

Stephanopoulos: is Reince right -
did Romney have a good week?

Axelrod: well he called half of Americans lazy
and manipulated his taxes

Stephanopoulos: for the win

Axelrod: poor Americans a higher
percent of taxes than he does!

Stephanopoulos: what else

Axelrod: Romney roots for American
treasuries to fail!

Stephanopoulos: dang

Axelrod: he bet against America!

Stephanopoulos: are his policies better
than yours?

Axelrod: Mitt proposed a 5 trillion tax cut
and more defense spending and yet he
won’t say how he will pay for any of it

Stephanopoulos: but unemployment is still
high after three years of Obama

Axelrod: It’s an ongoing project

Stephanopoulos: Bob Woodward says
Nancy Pelosi muted President

Axelrod: these are the Republicans
strongest arguments?

Stephanopoulos: apparently

Axelrod: the people of Massachusetts know
Romney best and they hate him

Stephanopoulos: why aren’t you winning more easily?

Axelrod: we will crush Romney and drive
his advisors from the land and hear the
lamentations of his fundraisers

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I couldn't make it through the Roundtable with Coulter either.