Guests:
David Axelrod
Rick Santorum
Ed Rendell
Van Jones
Mike Huckabee
Ann Coulter
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Stephanopoulos: Obama said the
private sector is doing fine!
Axelrod: that could be true
Stephanopoulos: Romney has a new ad out
blaming Obama for the 2007 recession
Axelrod: Obama but he wants to cut
taxes for small businesses and hire
firefighters and teachers
Stephanopoulos: what’s the catch
Axelrod: Romney is living on another planet
if he thinks firing cops is a great idea
Stephanopoulos: Romney / Kodos 2012
Stephanopoulos: you lost the recall in
Wisconsin and now Romney is raising
more money than you
Axelrod: sure he raising more cash --
he wants to give millionaires a big tax cut
Stephanopoulos: I like it
Axelrod: Mitt doesn’t great jobs - just ask
that prudish wacko Rick Santorum
Stephanopoulos: I intend to
Axelrod: we need an economy built to last
- until November anyway
Stephanopoulos: you think that’s a winning message?
Axelrod: Mitt is not a liberator of companies
- he is a destroyer of them!
Stephanopoulos: Is Michele Bachmann right
that Obama is cheating by killing terrorists?
Axelrod: I wish the right would decide
whether he’s an America-hating Kenyan or
he's killing too many American enemies
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming David
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Rick should we fire
firefighters and teachers?
Santorum: Obama is crushing the free
enterprise system! We need George W. Bush back!
Stephanopoulos: you called Mitt Romney
a mustache-twirling Wall Street financier
Santorum: he is but Barack Obama is
an anti-colonial Marxist
Stephanopoulos: that sounds worse
Santorum: Teachers are single-handedly
ruining America
Stephanopoulos: I didn’t know that
Santorum: we have to stop throwing
money at problems
Stephanopoulos: you just set up a SuperPAC
to throw money at politics
Santorum: I see what you did there Stephy
Stephanopoulos: Will you and Ron Paul
fight to the death
Santorum: only one can survive!
Stephanopoulos: do you want to be
Vice President?
Santorum: sure but I don’t think Obama
will dump Joe Biden
Stephanopoulos: ha
Santorum: I want to spend time fighting for
big corporations who have no voice in Washington
Stephanopoulos: good luck Ricky
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: please bash Obama for me
Huckabee: the private sector is not fine!
Jones: losing in Wisconsin is good because
it gave Obama a wake-up call
Coulter: the entire country is enraged against
public school teachers!
[ psychotic laugh ]
Rendell: bashing firefighters? really?
Huckabee: I love firemen but first we must
fire teachers who make $100,000 if you include
all benefits which is outrageous
Jones: Republicans won’t pass their own
bills so they can blame Obama for failing
Stephanopoulos: are you saying they
are rooting for failure?
Jones: no I’m not - I’m saying they
are creating failure!
Coulter: firefighters have huge pensions!
Rendell: would you fire firefighters?
Coulter: [ lunatic chortle ]
Stephanopoulos: Should Obama
attack Bain Capital?
Rendell: first Mitt says he created
10,000 jobs and then it was 100,000 - which is it?
Huckabee: Romney was not supposed
to create any jobs at all and he was
successful at that
Coulter: Mitt Romney has the Midas touch!
Jones: didn’t Midas destroy everything eventually
Coulter: [ sociopathic chuckle ]
Stephanopoulos: let’s use Bill Clinton
to bash Obama!
Huckabee: Bill Clinton was a great President!
Stephanopoulos: you tried to impeach
Clinton and called him a murderer
Huckabee: I miss Bill !!
Rendell: the GOP only wants to destroy Obama
Jones: Republicans lawmakers -
are so insane they are almost as
crazy Ann Coulter
Coulter: Bill Clinton was wonderful!
[ demented giggle ]
Huckabee: Clinton is right - Mitt Romney
should be President!
Stephanopoulos: who should be Vice President?
Huckabee: Romney will choose carefully
unlike John McCain who picked a unqualified ditz
Coulter: I have not been asked to be Vice President
Stephanopoulos: what a surprise
Coulter: he should choose Chris Christie
because has ethnic appeal and hates public unions
Stephanopoulos: Marco Rubio could
help the GOP win Hispanics in Florida
Jones: Obama wants to help homeowners
in Florida and of course the GOP won’t do it
Stephanopoulos: OMG the guy Obama
defeated in 2008 attacked him!
Huckabee: Obama is killing terrorists and
it is terrible that we know that!
Jones: He’s killing people! That’s also bad!
Rendell: to leak information about our
deadly viruses against al qaeda or Iran
or whatever is terrible
Coulter: leaks show Obama is being
tough on terrorism which means
Barack Obama hates America
[ hysterical laughter ]
Jones: I don’t have to support
everything Obama does
Coulter: Conservative don’t blindly support
Republicans - also Mitt Romney is the
greatest thing ever!
Stephanopoulos: people think the Supreme
Court has become entirely political
Huckabee: therefore the Supreme Court
should look at the polls and overturn Obamacare
Stephanopoulos: they should ignore the
law and only apply politics?
Huckabee: yes - following popular opinion
in required by the Constitution!
Jones: like they did in Bush v Gore
Coulter: Bush v Gore was a great decision!
Huckabee: the mandate is evil and unconstitutional
Jones: holy fuck the individual mandate
was an idea from the Heritage Foundation
Stephanopoulos: and yet polls say it
is wildly unpopular
Jones: what a fucking coincidence
Coulter: [ disturbing howl ]
Stephanopoulos: and that’s another episode
of This Week with George Stephanopoulos
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Sunday, June 10, 2012
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This is total genius. You just saved an hour of my life for me - you are a patriot and a hero! [demented giggle]
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