David Plouffe - Obama Campaign
Katrina vanden Heuvel
Stephanopoulos: Mitt Romney says Obama
should have passed the Dream Act by himself
Plouffe: that jackass said he would veto it
Stephanopoulos: Jeff Sessions says
Obama is a big mean dictator
Plouffe: He’s the damn President fuckers!
Stephanopoulos: but Obama is
bypassing our wonderful Congress
Plouffe: those idiots in Congress are
deliberately hurting America
Stephanopoulos: that’s not
a very nice thing to say
Plouffe: We’re running against the GOP
Congress and they want to return to Bush’s
policies of tax cuts and more wars
Stephanopoulos: who wants more wars?
Plouffe: the GOP always are jonesing more war!
Stephanopoulos: are you very worried
about Greece and the collapse of Europe?
Plouffe: those austerity-loving fuckers
need their shit straight
Stephanopoulos: Mitt Romney pledged
not bail out Europe
Plouffe: Romney’s economic advisor
published a traitorous editorial in Germany
bashing the President
Stephanopoulos: you thought that was uncalled for
Plouffe: it’s unbelieveable!
Stephanopoulos: Justice Ginsburg said
the ObamaCare decision will be divisive
Plouffe: that is so surprising
Stephanopoulos: what’s your Plan B
when the mandate is overturned
Plouffe: the health care law is helping millions of people
Stephanopoulos: then it’s doomed
Plouffe: I know I know
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Stephanopoulos: I love undecided voters
because they don’t like either candidate
proving they’re so skeptical and principled!
Will: I’m going to write-in Ronald Reagan
- he’s better-looking than Obama and
more life-like than Romney
Goolsbee: Is it a referendum on Obama or
Republican policies that caused the
recession in the first place
Pawlenty: Obama has no good ideas on
how to fix the recession caused by Republicans
therefore we should elect Republican Mitt Romney
vanden Heuvel: Republicans in Congress
are preventing creation of more jobs!
Stephanopoulos: James Carville says
you will never persuade people the
economy is doing well so don’t try
Dowd: Obama needs to destroy
Mitt Romney instead of letting Mitt
do it all himself
Will: Democrats have make Romney
very scary which will be hard because
he is nice white man
Stephanopoulos: he’s so nice he doesn’t
want to cut spending for the poor
Goolsbee: but he has to keep his promises
Stephanopoulos: no one expects him to do that
Pawlenty: Obama is shrinking like a little boy
demanding a blue ribbon for showing up
Stephanopoulos: good analogy
Pawlenty: we must fix the economy
which was by wrecked by cutting
taxes by cutting taxes!
vanden Heuvel: idiot
Pawlenty: Obama caused the recession in 2007!
vanden Heuvel: Did he save the auto industry?
Pawlenty: Romney will take credit for that!
Will: We must not tax our talented
genius job creators!
vanden Heuvel: consumers create jobs!
Dowd: both sides don’t the truth
unlike I brave truth-teller Matthew Dowd
Stephanopoulos: what is the truth?
Dowd: I see we’re out of time
Will: Mitt Romney is very funny because
he made stuff up about how Obama is corrupt
Goolsbee: yes that lie was hilarious
Dowd: If democrats really want to cut
the budget they would cut the budget!
vanden Heuvel: or we could invest in America!
Stephanopoulos: and now I see we’re
definitely out of time