Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA)
Tapper: this morning we will ask - sending guns to
Mexican drug cartels - what could go wrong?
Tapper: Darrell what the hell happened
and what do you want?
Issa: I want documents that are not blacked out
Tapper: maybe those are pictures of Mexico at night
Issa: the Department of Justice tried to get us
to drop contempt proceedings in exchange for
autographed pictures of Justin Bieber we considered it and so no
Tapper: Bush started Operation Wide Receiver
Issa: you forgot Operation I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
Tapper: you have not subpoened a single Republican
or someone from the Bush administration
Issa: we’re past all that now
Tapper: what does that even mean
Issa: look I need documents to catch someone
from the Obama administration in a lie - our
border patrol agents deserve that much!
Issa: you once walked out of the House in a
big huff when Democrats were mad when
Bush invoked Executive Privilege
Tapper: that was different because Bush
was covering up mistakes he made
instead of his Attorney General
Tapper: I see
Issa: Executive Privilege doesn’t apply when
Congress is setting up a perjury trap
Tapper: that makes sense
Issa: what we want is very narrow -
a fake impeachment
Tapper: you think Obama sent guns to
Mexico as a plan to take away guns
Issa: it makes perfect sense - hand out guns
to prove that guns are very dangerous
and kill people
Tapper: do they?
Issa: no - guns save lives!
Tapper: so should we send more guns to
Mexico to stop crime there?
Tapper: thanks for coming Darrell