Sunday, June 24, 2012

This Week with George Stephanopoulos - June 24, 2012

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA)

Tapper: this morning we will ask - sending guns to
Mexican drug cartels - what could go wrong?

Tapper: Darrell what the hell happened
and what do you want?

Issa: I want documents that are not blacked out

Tapper: maybe those are pictures of Mexico at night

Issa: the Department of Justice tried to get us
to drop contempt proceedings in exchange for
autographed pictures of Justin Bieber we considered it and so no

Tapper: Bush started Operation Wide Receiver

Issa: you forgot Operation I’m Gonna Git You Sucka

Tapper: you have not subpoened a single Republican
or someone from the Bush administration

Issa: we’re past all that now

Tapper: what does that even mean

Issa: look I need documents to catch someone
from the Obama administration in a lie - our
border patrol agents deserve that much!

Issa: you once walked out of the House in a
big huff when Democrats were mad when
Bush invoked Executive Privilege

Tapper: that was different because Bush
was covering up mistakes he made
instead of his Attorney General

Tapper: I see

Issa: Executive Privilege doesn’t apply when
Congress is setting up a perjury trap

Tapper: that makes sense

Issa: what we want is very narrow -
a fake impeachment

Tapper: you think Obama sent guns to
Mexico as a plan to take away guns

Issa: it makes perfect sense - hand out guns
to prove that guns are very dangerous
and kill people

Tapper: do they?

Issa: no - guns save lives!

Tapper: so should we send more guns to
Mexico to stop crime there?

Issa: exactly!

Tapper: thanks for coming Darrell


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