Sunday, March 25, 2012

This Week With George Stephanopoulos - March 25, 2012

Guests:
David Plouffe - Obama campaign
Rep. Michele Bachmann
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Stephanopoulos: Why is Obama tied in the polls
with an unprincipled cyborg?

Plouffe: Once the GOP has a nominee we will
utterly destroy him

Stephanopoulos: Paul Ryan says he will stop
you from killing people on Medicare

Plouffe: the Ryan Plan showers tax cuts on rich
people and pays for them by making old
people wash their limousines

Stephanopoulos: You refuse to cut Social Security
and won’t implement Simpson Bowles

Plouffe: It’s preposterous for Republicans to complain
about Simpson Bowles - it cut 5 dollars
from the defense budget and they want
to start 2 more wars

Stephanopoulos: 52% of people say they
don’t like the oppressive nightmare
that is Obamacare

Plouffe: Obamacare doesn’t even take
effect until 2014

Stephanopoulos: people hate having to
buy health insurance

Plouffe: well more people are getting better
care than ever so let the horror continue

Stephanopoulos: will the health care
law be stuck down?

Plouffe: Mitt Romney is the Godfather
of the Mandate!

Stephanopoulos: Godfather of Soul
was clearly out

Stephanopoulos: is the President still evolving
on the issue of marriage equality?

Plouffe: the GOP wants to Don’t Ask Don’t Tell back!

Stephanopoulos: This incident in Florida has
raised a debate about whether killing people
should be legal

Plouffe: it seems so

Stephanopoulos: Newt Gingrich said the
President believes white people should be shot

Plouffe: not all white people

Stephanopoulos: should Stand Your Ground
laws be repealed?

Plouffe: it would be nice if laws against killing
innocent unarmed people were enforced

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming Pluffy

Stephanopoulos: Michele what do you think
about Newt Gingrich

Bachmann: I’m a mother and he’s an idiot

Stephanopoulos: do you think Rick Santorum
is just helping Obama?

Bachmann: this is the People’s Campaign!

Stephanopoulos: I see

Bachmann: we need to reach out to disaffected
Democrats and get them to vote for the guy
who thinks gay sex is like beastailty

Stephanopoulos: why not urge Santorum to
just go back to lobbying on K Street?

Bachmann: there’s plenty of time for that

Stephanopoulos: is Mitt Romney a lying
etch-a-sketch candidate?

Bachmann: yes but the important thing is
that Obama imposed a
health insurance mandate!

Stephanopoulos: so did Mitt Romney

Bachmann: yes but Romney flip-flopped on that
- proving he’s trustworthy

Stephanopoulos: SCOTUS fanbois are predicting
for a 7-2 ruling in favor of the law

Bachmann: but the Anti-Injunction Act!

Stephanopoulos: umm

Bachmann: Health insurance is very expensive!
Who wants to pay for that?

Stephanopoulos: no one

Bachmann: people don’t want to be forced
to pay for health insurance - it’s wildly unpopular!

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming

Bachmann: woot!
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