Speaker John Boehner (R-OH)
Tapper: Newt why are you losing
Gingrich: if you add my votes to
Santorum’s than I am winning
Tapper: I see
Gingrich: also unlike me Romney is
negative and mean
Tapper: is that so?
Gingrich: also the Beltway elites are
all against me
Tapper: so who is for you?
Gingrich: Todd Palin and Fred Thompson
Tapper: besides those two idiots?
Gingrich: Ronald Reagan’s corpse
has endorsed me
Tapper: why did you do so badly in
the last debate?
Gingrich: Romney says things that
aren’t true which is unprecedented
for a politician
Gingrch: also he is responsible for Columbine,
Virginia Tech and I’m pretty sure he
killed Michael Jackson
Tapper: you have ad saying Mitt Romney
saying killed Kaylee Anthony
Gingrich: Romney has performed dozens
of abortions in the Cayman Islands!
Gingrich: also Romney is a big liar and
Tapper: you’re saying he can’t be President
Gingrich: the Federal Election Commission
said I should be President
Tapper: I did not know that
Gingrich: I just want to be positive and
talk about space and how Romney caused
the earthquake in Haiti
Tapper: ok then
Gingrich: I have big ideas and he’s
Tapper: you want to put an American
base on the moon
Gingrich: I’m big and bold and I have
a plan to have the private sector build a
ladder to the moon
Tapper: that is cool
Gingrich: Washington is terrified of me
because I will spend billions on public works
projects and they hate that
Tapper: Romney says you have no ethics
Gingrich: I agree with you that Obama is
a terrible person
Gingrich: I cut taxes and lowered
unemployment and balanced the budget!
Tapper: you did?
Gingrich: Romney is maniacal!
Tapper: you’re so positive
Gingrich: he’s an utter liar and-
Tapper: I just checked you didn’t balance
Gingrich: drop dead Tapper you
Tapper: Obama says you are race-baiting
Gingrich: Obama goes around the country
attacking people which the same as
being a racist
Tapper: I see
Gingrich: he’s a food stamp President because
he didn’t built a pipeline across Nebraska
Tapper: good luck Newt
[ break ]
Tapper: you say Obama is un-American
Boehner: he caused he recession in 2007!
Tapper: will you raise taxes on the
Boehner: sadly no
Tapper: what about lower taxes on corporations?
Boehner: Obama has lots of good ideas
Tapper: even though he is unamerican
and a socialist
Tapper: none your bills can get through
Boehner: the US Senate are all poopyheads
Tapper: what’s the point of passing
legislation that’s guaranteed to fail?
Boehner: don’t be hatin’!
Tapper: Bob Dole says Newt is a total nutcase
Boehner: I know Newt and he scares
the shit out of me
Tapper: Do you think Newt is too crazy
to be President?
Boehner: First of rule of opposing Newt is
you don’t talk about Newt
Tapper: got it