Guests:
Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OR)
Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN)
Austan Goolsbee (White House Economic Advisor
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Tapper: hey it turns out Goldman Sachs is evil
- who knew?!
Brown: yes it’s quite a fascinating turn of events
Tapper: are they in-inbred with a conflict of interest?
Corker: we need to wait and see just exactly
how evil they are
Tapper: ok
Corker: let’s face it, the victims fucked up
- they trust Goldman Sachs
Tapper: so what would Obama Bankcare do?
Goolsbee: the law would require the CEO of Goldman to walk around NYC wearing a sign saying “I Defraud My Clients”
Tapper: will the GOP filibuster reform?
Corker: the GOP really really really wants reform
- so yes
Tapper: I see
Corker: the Constitution requires 60 votes
to pass a bill
Tapper: how fascinating
Corker: also the Constitution requires all bills be short enough to read during a commercial break
Tapper: of course
Tapper: does this bill end ‘too big too fail’?
Brown: it sure does - but look if you’re too big
too fail then you are too fucking big
Tapper: why does the President support bailouts?
Goolsbee: hey fuckers - Obama is going to end the Bush Bailout Era for good!
Tapper: ok ok -
Goolsbee: damm right!
Tapper: the rich executives all get bailed and drive off in their Aston Martins
Goolsbee: the Aston Martin era is over - Time for the fuckin’ Austan Goolsbee Era!
Corker: Dodd left me at the altar!
Tapper: why doesn’t Obama support hurting Wall Street executives?
Goolsbee: Let’s fucking do it - but don’t use that
as an excuse to kill the reform bill
Tapper: Is Blanche Lincoln right about derivatives and how the hell did that happen?
Brown: she is right amazingly enough - the farm people are all up with their pitchforks and they’re mad as hell
Tapper: what about telling banks not to gamble government money at casinos?
Goolsbee: we’re all over that Jake - it’s $600 trillion!
Tapper: you seem passionate about this Austan
Goolsbee: damm fucking right - Obama hates derivatives!
Corker: Oh sure if you’re from a hick farming state you hate derivatives but I’m from a real state and we need gambling to keep the capitalist machine going
Tapper: dude you’re from Chatanooga
not fucking Zurich
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Sunday, April 25, 2010
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