This Week with George Stephanopoulos
November 8, 2009
Stephanopoulos: hi did you bring any kids
or props today
Kaine: who do I look like Carrot Top?
Steele: [ waves foam finger ] it’s off the hook!
Stephanopoulos: Last night the House passed a health care billt
Kaine: Teddy Roosevelt wanted this bill and he was a big white hunting Republican
Steele: the problem with this bill is that is gives the government power and the U.S. government is evil
Steele: it’s a trick to debate late on a Saturday night - I mean we Republicans were all watching
Taylor Swift on NBC!
Kaine: we had months of debate idiot
Steele: no not really - we sent Obama a letter in April telling him to adopt GOP ideas and we never heard back from him
Kaine: are you sure you sent it to the White House?
Steele: we addressed it to “That Kenyan-Muslim Usurper, The Reagan House, Pennsylvania avenue”
Steph: are you the party of “No”
Stephanopoulos: are Democrats doomed with independents?
Kaine: yeah sure good luck with that
Steele: People voted for Chris Christie because they wanted to vote against Democrats in Washington
Kaine: sure they did
Steele: Boeher will be speaker of the house
[ SPIT TAKE ]
Stephanopoulos: hey I bought this suit at JC Pennys
Kaine: this year we’ve picked up two senate seats and two house seats
Steele: true - but Obama is still black
Stephanopoulos: so are you
Steele: [ SPIT TAKE ]
Steph: not again
Kaine: we’re creating stimulus jobs
Steele: that’s a government contract - not a real job
Lockheed Martin: damm right!
Stephanopoulos: you lost the NY-23 district
Steele: no the conservative won that seat
two years from now
Stephanopoulos: um what
Steele: we have a future victory
Kaine: they lost the seat they held since 1870 because Sarah Palin is idiot and the GOP is imploding
Steele: There’s a 2,000 pound baby on the railroad tracks of progress
Stephanopoulos: okay then