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Meet The Press
May 18, 2008
Guest: Sen. Jim Webb
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Russert: you are undecided that's craaaaaazy!!!
Webb: i'm cool but coy
Russert: do you want to be Veep?
Webb: who me, nah
Russert: but you wouldn't say no
Webb: well no
Russert: Bush says this is just like when Nazi tanks crossed into Poland when clearly ignoring Hitler worked so well
Webb: that's right doing nothing while Hitler built up his military while talking tough clearly worked wonders
Russert: bush is genius
Webb: clearly
Russert: you say people still think of the Dems as the anti-military party and teh GOP treats soldiers as political tools
Webb: i lived the military dream and the Dems treated veterans as victims and GOP treated soldiers as if they were all Rambo types who existed to support Republican fantasies
Russert: well don’t they?
Webb: well if they are how about giving them the same rights as soldiers from WWII
Russert: yeah but they were the greatest generation and the current soldiers are video game-playing slackers
Webb: that’s their best argument
Russert: but the GOP wear flag pins!!
Webb: they say it’s too expensive but they love stop-loss
Russert: President Bush says we can't let soldiers leave we must keep them trapped in the military to keep America a free country
Webb: soldiers serve because they love their country but they won't serve if they are treated like shit
Russert: yes we on Nantucket are worried about that
Russert: anyone who doesn't want to keep US soldiers in a middle east civil war is weak
Webb: that is so fucking stupid
Russert: war is peace!
Webb: asshole
Russert: you have three tats
Webb: i heard you have three tits
Russert: ah the Russert family legacy
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