Meet The Press
Tim Russert and Assorted D.C. pundits
MoDo, Parson Meachem, Doris Footnote Goodwin, Xian Brody, Gwen Ifill
May 25, 2008
Russert: omg Hillary hopes Obama get killed!!
Goodwin: in her defense her analogy was completely wrong plus its clear her people have been hoping he blows up with another revelation like a crazy Reverend or a black child
Dowd: indeed they are hoping something terrible happens to him
Ifill: I fear it all the time so yeah it was disturbing
Meachem: you can't go wrong with good "meaning of is is" joke
Panel: HA HA HA HA
Meachem: she is hoping disaster befalls the nominee
Russert: you gotta have hope
Parson Jon: she is Reagan in '76
Timmy: Obama could be within 12 delegates in a week
Brody: he's got two opposition research teams attacking him at once
Russert: but he hasn't been vetted yet
Timmy: has she earned the right to be V.P.??
Marcus: yeah talking about Bobby's assassination is just the way to earn the invitation
Question: is Bill Clinton a pain in the ass?
Obama: that's not what i heard
Audience: ha ha ha
Obama: look i'm a pragmatist and Doris Goodwin plagiarized a good book called 'Team of Rivals' about Lincoln and even though he was named Abraham he took some non-jews in his cabinet so I might take some non-muslims
Goodwin: good idea you want the enemies pissing out as LBJ would say
Russert: Maureen is it all sexism??
Dowd: pure Poppy Cock
Russert: What does George Herbert Walker Bush have to do with this?
Dowd: she also resorts to sexism when she fails - she's like a prettier Al Sharpton
Russert: did she lose because of sexism?
Marcus: she was playful and tough and won't be the nominee because ran a bad campaign
Brody: now that she has lost to play the sexism card is whiny
Goodwin: resentment and victimhood looks bad for a woman who has accomplished so much
Russert: which is it - is she more electable than Obama or a victim of national rampant national sexism?
Meachem: god go with her
Tim: what the fuck parson Jon?
Meachem: i am not a racist or sexist i just happen to always vote for white men
Brody: this race ended in Iowa
Brody: they blew it with the caucuses
Tim: that's not sexism its competence
Dowd: they helped write the rules and they still blew tens of millions of dollars
Ifill: the black voters were originally with her too
Tim: can a black man win the presnit
Meacham: in theory yes - in reality no
Tim: what the fuck does that mean parson
Jon: Obama scores on the race resentment index
Tim: what's that
Meachem: the Scary Black Man Score
Ifill: hell i'm queasy too
Parson Jon: this is why McCain is still doing well after all he is a real American
Ifill: we have to talk about race in America
Meachem: we have an Open Letter to Obama from Harold Ford about how to win over voters
Tim: didn't he lose?
Meachem: that's what makes him so perfect for Newsweek
Ifill: what about McCain
Meachem: he's a Saint
Goodwin: people don't even know his momma was white
Tim: they think he's a muslim!!!
Brody: Obama is having Family Faith outreach discussion it's about family
Tim: what is that code for?
Brody: christian law
Marcus: he's all about faith McCain is an atheist
Tim: which faith the muslim or the other one?
Tim: but McCain is reaching out the family values crowd by seeking the endorsement of neo-Nazis
Dowd: yeah you can bash Catholics but not embrace Hitler
Brody: well he's in trouble now Hitler is very popular with the Republican base
Tim: will McCain pick Bobby Jindal
Ifill: give me a fucking break we have nothing to report on this summer what else would be do
Tim: spend time with our families?
Panel: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Meachem: speaking of Henry II....
Tim: shut up you pretentious twit
McCain: i was a POW!!
Goodwin: hey Lincoln and FDR were not soldiers either
McCain: will not use my opponents youth and inexperience against him
Obama: fuck that shit
Dowd: McCain has a problem he's a fucking jerk
Brody: he can't be commander in chief because of Rezco and Jeremiah Wright
Ifill: Response: McBush!!