Host:
Jon Karl
Guests:
Donald
Trump
Gov.
Jon Kasich (R-OH)
Matthew
Dowd
LZ
Granderson
Bill
Kristol
Mary
Bruce
Karl: OMG Donald Trump was
on a twitter tirade!
Trump:
Hillary is a sexist!
Karl:
to my credit I've covered
Trump since 2013!
Karl:
2015 was the Year of Trump!
Trump:
America sucks!
Karl:
ha ha
Trump:
God wants to me to be President!
Karl:
did even you think
you
would be this awesome?
Trump:
no I didn't – I underestimated
how
wonderful I would be this year
Karl:
to be fair to you Mr. Trump we
all
underestimated how great you are
Trump:
understandable
Karl:
we covered him two years ago
when
the elites dismissed him
Trump:
[ 2013 ] I may run for President
Karl:
I would be shocked if you ran
Trump:
I may surprise you
Karl:
then he rode down
the
escalator like a boss
Karl:
why do you people
love
you so much?
Trump:
we make bad deals –
the
special interests control politicians
Karl:
he sort-of pledged he
won't
run a third party campaign
Trump:
I probably won't destroy the GOP!
Karl:
he insulted women, Mexicans
and Muslims
Paul
Ryan: Trump is not what
this country stands for!
Karl:
are you tapping into
white people's anger?
Trump:
I'm not tapping into anger –
I'm
merely exploiting the rage of the
emasculated
white male
Karl:
I can relate to that
Trump:
If we elect Hillary Clinton after Obama
white
men are not going to have a country
Karl:
so true – all the really sexist countries
are
run by brown people or Muslims
Trump:
Hillary got schlonged!
Karl:
people love the Trump!
Karl:
He's got the poll numbers!
Magazine
covers! Saturday Night Live!
Karl:
Poltifact gave Trump the award for
Lie of the Year
Karl:
not just for one lie – for all the
many lies he's told
Trump:
I tell the most lies! I tell the best lies!
Karl:
he's the greatest at everything
– even lying
Trump:
political correctness is
killing this country
Jeb:
you can't insult your way to the Presidency
Trump:
hey Jebbie I'm at 43% and
you're at 2%
Karl:
he's been leading for 5 months now
Karl:
can he win any votes?
Karl:
and what if he loses in Iowa?
Karl:
so many questions
[
break ]
Karl:
welcome Jon Kasich
Kasich:
nice to see you again Jon
Karl:
you too Jon
Kasich:
and you Jon
Karl:
Obama may be going to deport illegals!
Karl:
Trump is claiming credit
for this crackdown
Karl:
are we seeing a 'Tump Effect'?
Kasich:
everyone undocumented
person
should be in prison
Karl:
whoa
Kasich:
it wasn't Trump –
my good friend Bill
O'Reilly started
all this hating on immigrants
Karl:
so why is Trump so popular
Kasich:
poor white guys hate lobbyists
Karl:
who will speak for the white men?
Kasich:
there's no unemployment in Ohio
Karl:
really?
Kasich:
yep we got rid of it
Karl:
so that sly Obama
wrecked
America except for Ohio
Kasich:
and we give you free
health
care if you have autism
Karl:
that's nice of you
Kasich:
attacking women and
Muslims
and Hispanics is not smart
Karl:
when you put them
together
that is a lot of people
Karl:
Cruz wants to deport
11
million undocumented people
Kasich:
dumb
Karl:
you say that so are you
out
of touch with the GOP voters?
Kasich:
I've done more town
hall
meetings than anyone else
Karl:
I'm sorry to hear that
Karl:
what's your plan?
Kasich:
finish the border
Karl:
is it not finished?
Kasich:
we're not going to split up
families
and deport 11 million people
– it's
just not going to happen
Kasich:
ignore the polls – I'm begging you!
Karl:
okay
and
also please ignore who ever wins Iowa
Karl:
all right then
Kasich:
also New Hampshire
Karl:
will you support Trump
if
he's the nominee?
Kasich:
well he's toned down the rhetoric
Karl:
he has?
Kasich:
Ohio voters don't
want
a bunch of windbags
Karl:
so picky
Kasich:
you can't win the White House without Ohio
Karl:
you really want to be
Vice
President don't you
Kasich:
we give you free health care!
Karl:
do you have to win the
New
Hampshire primary?
Kasich:
I have to come in
third
or maybe fourth
Karl:
aim high Jon
Kasich:
I will catch fire and then who knows
Karl:
stop drop and roll?
Kasich:
I will do New Hampshire
town
halls even after the primaries!
Karl:
that is just sad
Kasich:
please vote for me –
oh
god what have I become
Karl:
you're about to get bumped
down
to the kiddie table debate
Kasich:
I hope to be allowed on the big stage
Karl:
you hope?
Kasich:
I got a great ground game
– that's
what wins elections
Karl:
no the best ideas or best
proposals or
best party or best track
record or the best person?
Kasich:
no it's organization and money
Karl:
well thanks for coming Jon
Kasich:
you too Jon
[
break ]
Karl:
welcome panelists
Karl:
Matthew Dowd in September
you
predicted Trump would be the nominee
Dowd:
nailed it
Karl:
what could stop Donald Trump?
Dowd:
a self–inflicted wound – for example
if
said something really embarrassing
Karl:
??
Dowd:
heh
Karl:
like calling American soldiers murderers?
Dowd:
no I get what you're saying –
it's
Trump's nomination to lose!
Rick
Perry: as I quit I would just like
to
say Donald Trump is an idiot
and
is wrecking my party
Scott
Walker: God asked me to run
and now God
wants to me drop out and
as I leave I
would just to beg everyone to
drop out too or
we'll end up with that nut
Trump as our party's nominee
Jindal:
I am dropping out because
voters
don't want policy – they want
that racist
demagogue oh lord what
have we created
Lindsay
Graham: I have to drop out but
I
am warning y'all this is not a game show
Karl:
nothing can stop Donald Trump!
Kristol:
GOP voters hate the media
and their
leadership and the
establishment and
America
and also reality
Kristol:
their irrational hatred of
Barack Obama and
Hillary Clinton and
has transferred to Republican leaders
Karl:
you loved it and nourished it when
it
was Vince Foster and Birthers and
now
you can't control it
Kristol:
I still think Trump will collapse
Karl:
dream on
Kristol:
he's vulnerable! I swear!
Bruce:
when he loses Iowa will he freak out?
Karl:
probably not
Bruce:
he has no pollsters or
anyone
on the ground
Karl:
he has no campaign staff –
but
who cares he's winning
Granderson:
these are the chickens are
coming
home to roost – Republicans coyly
flirted
with birtherism and they're
stuck plucking the
chicken that hatched
from the egg they layed
Karl:
well put LZ
Granderson:
now they can't control
the monster they
stitched together from
the dead body parts of
George Wallace
and Strom Thurmond and Rush Limbaugh
Karl:
Limbaugh is still alive
Granderson:
have you checked lately
Karl:
when Trump was birther
they ignored him
Granderson:
no they didn't
– they embraced him!
Dowd:
the American people want
strength
that why Trump is winning
Karl:
who wins Iowa and New Hampshire?
Dowd:
Iowa is between Cruz and Trump
– with
Cruz winning a close one
Dowd:
more interesting is who
comes in third?
Dowd:
Trump wins South Carolina too
Granderson:
Cruz wins Iowa
then
it goes Trump and Trump
Kristol:
Trump doesn't win either
Karl:
oh really
Kristol:
Cruz wins Iowa and Christie wins
New
Hampshire then Trump wins South
Carolina
because why the hell not
Kristol:
but I could be wrong – I usually am
Karl:
that's true
Kristol:
one of the many things I've
been
wrong about is the idea Trump
bubble
would burst
Kristol:
also he's a got a bigger
staff than people think
Bruce:
I predict Trump wins Iowa
– Christie wins New
Hampshire and
then Trump South Carolina
Dowd:
it's a state-by-state race
for the first
four states and then
it's a cage match
free for all
Karl:
so exciting!
Dowd:
by mid March we'll have nominee
Granderson:
what can stop Trump – nothing!
Kristol:
but he's not even leading in Iowa!
Granderson:
you're desperate
Kristol:
he won't be the nominee!
Karl:
you're hoping and praying
Kristol:
what is life without prayer
Karl:
so what stops him?
Kristol:
Ohio and Florida are winner-take-all
and
they're home to Kasich and Rubio
Bruce:
then we'll have a brokered
convention
will run by Paul Ryan!
Karl:
the fun is just starting!
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