Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Stephanopoulos: OMG Donald
Trump is a racist! Who knew?
Karl: Donald Trump said we need
a question about getting rid of Muslims
Christie: Trump is weak!
Trump: I don't have to defend the President!
Karl: 28% of Republicans think Obama wasn't
born in America and although half them think
he was born in Hawaii
Karl: you were wrong about
where Obama was born
Trump: but lying made me popular
so it was the right thing to do
Stephanopoulos: you're less popular
than your were before
Trump: yes but polls may come out
soon which say I am more popular
Stephanopoulos: was Obama born in America?
Trump: that's old new
Stephanopoulos: yes or no
Trump: I don't talk about it
Stephanopoulos: sure you do
Trump: would Obama defend me?
No! So who's the real victim here? Me!
Trump: someone said my tweets are awesome
Stephanopoulos: but you used to
be obsessed over Obama's birth
Trump: I never raised the issue
Stephanopoulos: yes you did
– many many times
Trump: no I never did – you were
obsessed with his birth not me
Stephanopoulos: sir that is a lie
Trump: so what – by the rules of the
media you can't point that because
that would be biased so I win
Stephanopoulos: are Muslims a problem?
Trump: Muslims are worse than
Stephanopoulos: what about Swedish Muslims?
Trump: like the Borg?
Stephanopoulos: what is the problem
with Muslims in America?
Trump: certainly Muslims are a problem
Trump: there are many fabulous ones
but muslims are basically terrorists
Trump: I don't care about saying
the right thing
Stephanopoulos: what exactly
is the problem with Muslims?
Trump: most are fabulous but the
Muslims I know think muslims around
the world are bad
Stephanopoulos: Putin is in Syria
Trump: Obama is weak and no one
fears America anymore because
we're selling our militarily bases
Stephanopoulos: so what do we do about it?
Trump: a lot of people loved
my answers in the debate
Stephanopoulos: how do you get
Putin out of Syria?
Trump: we would get along like best friends
Stephanopoulos: so because you best
buddies he withdraws from Syria?
Trump: no it's called respect
Stephanopoulos: I see
Trump: we're fighting ISIS which
is great for Assad
Stephanopoulos: so Assad would
pull out of Syria because you two
would be friends?
Trump: no it's all about respect
Stephanopoulos: so would you do that?
Trump: first you have to become friends!
Stephanopoulos: we're going in circles
Trump: life is a chess game
Stephanopoulos: Bobby Fischer 2016
Trump: look no one cares about Syria anyway
Stephanopoulos: you underestimated
Trump: she did a terrible job
and destroyed HP
Stephanopoulos: true enough
Trump: that broad gives me a headache
Stephanopoulos: pretty harsh
Trump: she's a nice woman
– although I don't know her
Stephanopoulos: you said you didn't
try to get casino gambling in Florida
Trump: no I said I never spoke
to Bush about it personally
Stephanopoulos: so you did try
to build a casino Florida
Trump: I do deals all over the world!
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming Donald
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Stephanopoulos: welcome Marco
Rubio: nice to be here George
Stephanopoulos: is this your
Rubio: these early polls
don't mean anything
Stephanopoulos: why are
these outsiders doing so well?
Rubio: because normal Americans
want to hear about the national debt
Stephanopoulos: of course
Rubio: Americans owe students
loans and poor people live paycheck
to paycheck and they hate the media
for not focusing on the debt
Stephanopoulos: you want to
Rubio: I would replace it with
refundable tax credits for rich people
Stephanopoulos: is Obama a Muslim?
Rubio: it's a waste of time to
admit Trump's base is racist
Stephanopoulos: I gotta ask
Rubio: poor people with little cash in
their checking account don't what batshit
thing Trump said this week
Stephanopoulos: actually this week
it was Ben Carson who said Islam
is not Constitutional
Rubio: [ facepalm ]
Stephanopoulos: sorry Marco
Rubio: Obama is a Christian and was
born in America and now let's move on
Stephanopoulos: what would you do in Syria?
Rubio: Trump thinks the answer
is to be chummy with Putin
Stephanopoulos: I can see
those two getting along actually
Rubio: Putin has a plan to
make Russia powerful!
Stephanopoulos: who said he could do that
Rubio: Obama doesn't respect Saudi Arabia
which is sad because they are so wonderful
Stephanopoulos: what would you do
Stephanopoulos: I see
Rubio: Obama's airstrikes are not vibrant
Rubio: Obama left a vacuum in the
middle east which is sad because it
was one of those cool robotic ones
Rubio: we must lead!
Stephanopoulos: you miss Senate votes
because you're running for President
Rubio: yes but I still do constituent services
Stephanopoulos: well okay then
Rubio: a lot of votes are stupid anyway
Stephanopoulos: that sounds right
Rubio: I'm missing votes to try to save
the world and I'm not going to apologize for it
Stephanopoulos: is the pope a Marxist?
Rubio: the Pope is 100% right on Christ
Stephanopoulos: Jesus 2016
Rubio: but I disagree with the
Pope on politics sometimes
Stephanopoulos: oh really
Rubio: so he's binding on abortion
but wrong climate change
Stephanopoulos: got it
Rubio: I have no problem with the Pope
Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming
Stephanopoulos: so Terry what's happening in Havana
Moran: thousands of Cubans have
turned out to see the Pope! He's a
bigger draw than One Direction
Stephanopoulos: there's one direction – to heaven!
Moran: this Pope has a very radical
message of helping the poor
Stephanopoulos: that's crazy talk
Moran: he met with Raul Castro
– remember the Pope helped broker
the breakthrough with America
Stephanopoulos: oh well all know about that
Moran: this is like when Pope John
Paul II brought down the Berlin wall
Stephanopoulos: that was awesome
Moran: he told the media be a bridge for peace
Stephanopoulos: did he say
anything about flag pins?
Moran: Americans are getting ready
for the Pope to come to America
Pope: see you in America!
Moran: he's challenging the
powers-that-be in Cuba and America!