Jamie Dimon – CEO JP Morgan Chase
Todd: omg survey monkey says
Carly Fiorina won the debate won
the debate just like the pundits dictated!
Todd: Trump still leads but
Fiorina is coming up fast!
Todd: Ben Carson is second
place but Carly is taking his votes!
Todd: welcome Mr Trump
Trump: my polls are awesome
Todd: does faith matter
Trump: evangelicals loves me!
Todd: do they really
Trump: I brought my Bible and they liked that!
Todd: is that it took
Trump: polls say evangelicals love me
Todd: you said are not morally
obligated to protect the President
and you are right about that
Trump: you are right that I am right
Todd: so we're both right
Trump: I agree the President
can protect himself
Todd: and then some
Trump: Obama would never defend me!
Todd: unless it was absolutely necessary
Trump: the guy at my rally felt passionately
that he wanted to get rid of all Muslims
Todd: so why not push back?
Trump: there is no questions
there is a problem with some
Muslims all over the world!
Todd: would you be okay
with a Muslim President?
Trump: I don't know
Todd: fair enough
Trump: it already happened with Obama!
Todd: wait what?
Trump: I take Obama at his word
that he's maybe possibly a Christian
Todd: why not take him at his
word on his birth certificate?
Trump: I'm into veterans now
Trump: Birtherism is too complicated
to explain on your show
Todd: I'm into the world of jobs
and vets and Obamacare now
Todd: would you meet with Putin?
Trump: I'd like to do that and enjoy that
Todd: sounds great
Trump: if Obama got along with
Vladimir that would be a wonderful thing
Todd: the Pope doesn't like
rich people like you
Trump: like all people – if the
Pope knew me he'd like me
Todd: no doubt
Trump: he fell for the climate change
hoax but he's a very nice person
Todd: thanks for coming Donald
[ break ]
Todd: welcome Ben Carson
Carson: hi Ted
Todd: conservatives like you but say
you are not ready to run the Executive
branch of the government
Carson: I will adjust to that job over time
Todd: you don't know much about policy
Carson: I know about the brain
and some about the kidney
Todd: would you send ground troops to Syria
Carson: I would use ground troops in Iraq
Todd: what about Syria?
Carson: ISIS has a caliphate and Anbar
Carson: we should push ISIS into
Syria and let them fight Assad
Todd: so ISIS which beheads
Americans becomes out allies
Carson: did you know there
are Chinese in Syria?
Todd: you want them to fight
it out among themselves
Carson: that would be on
the agenda to consideration
Todd: should a President's faith matter?
Carson: of course it's an un-American religion
Todd: like what?
Carson: like Druids or Jedi
Todd: is Islam American?
Carson: absolutely not
Todd: could you accept a Muslim President?
Carson: no way never
Todd: could you vote for a Muslim for Congress?
Carson: maybe Congress is
useless and powerless
Todd: all right
Carson: if it is was a good Muslim!
Todd: do you believe Obama was
born in America and a Christian?
Carson: I have no reason no to
Todd: thanks for coming Doctor
and good luck in rescuing your campaign
Carson: what do you mean by that?
Todd: you'll see
[ break ]
Todd: welcome Governor Kasich
Kasich: thanks Charles
Todd: you didn't shine in the debate
Kasich: it was a demolition derby
Kasich: it's not a national election
– its state by state
Todd: true enough
Kasich: we're doing fine
Todd: you said Hispanic
immigrants are hotel janitors
Kasich: yes but Hispanics are critical
to America and they love God
Todd: sounds right
Kasich: I have a Hispanic
friend who is a doctor
Todd: how remarkable
Kasich: not only are Hispanics
good people they will be in the future
Todd: does a President's faith matter?
Kasich: what a weird question
Todd: I have to ask
Kasich: Obama takes from the rich
and gives to the poor and that's wrong
Todd: he's weird that way
Kasich: leads from behind
Todd: it's so sad
Kasich: we need to respect for
our teachers and I respect the
office of President
Todd: what if a Muslim were President?
Kasich: that's hypothetical
Todd: yes it is
Kasich: I just vote for leadership in general
[ break ]
Todd: Hillary is like Gore –
why can't she be more like Bill?
Todd: she doesn't have charm
– just like Al Gore
Todd: she has trouble
with the press – like Gore!
Todd: Al Gore ran away from
Bill Clinton and lost!
Todd: she has trouble with the e-mails!
Todd: she also to run with Obama and establish herself
Todd: she wants to be a kinder gentler Obama
– more Doctor McCoy and less Mr Spock
Clinton: let's bring people together
to get things done
Todd: Biden's wife on board!
Todd: David you crawled inside
the head of the Clinton hydra!
Maraniss: she doesn't have Bill's
charisma – but then no one does
Maraniss: Bill is a genuine phony
and she can't fake it as well
Maraniss: and they've gotten
defensive over the years
Todd: let Hillary be Hillary!
Ball: but who is Hillary?
Todd: no one knows!
Ball: she has trouble creating
an image for herself
Todd: it's weird
Ball: her brand new image is
'I'm for whatever you're for'
Shriver: it's not fair to compare her to Bill
Shriver: besides we know who she is –
she's running to be the first female President
Todd: trust me – people are telling
Biden to run and it feels good
Shriver: he's likeable and authentic
Todd: nothing phony about old Joe
Shriver: Uncle Teddy was drafted
and then people dissed him
Todd: Ben Carson just said no
Muslim can be President
Hewitt: that's pretty shocking
Hewitt: William Penn would be
pissed if here alive today
Todd: because of a
religious test for officer?
Hewitt: no about the fact the
Eagles have never won the Super Bowl
Todd: unqualified outsiders
have a majority of support in
the Republican primary
Todd: they tend to be not college
graduates and very conservative
Todd: conservatives were 84% of
Iowa voters but they don't actually vote
[ break ]
Todd: so Carly Fiorina went on a
long graphic emotional rant about
Planned Parenthood videos
Planned Parenthood: it's all flat out false
Todd: they inserted stock footage in the videos
Todd: Politi Fact says the video was
imposed and rated Fiorina Mostly False
Hewitt: Fiorina was right
Todd: no she wasn't
Hewitt: Planned Parenthood
can't handle the truth!
Todd: but Carly Fiorina is the one who lied
Hewitt: no it's fair for he to lie
because those videos are so
terrible they jumble your mind
Todd: I've never heard that before
Hewitt: it's murder!
Hewitt: the debate was highly edited
Todd: it was broadcast live
Hewitt: my brain is scrambled by the truth
Shriver: Planned Parenthood
does a lot of good work
Ball: shutting the government
works for the GOP
Todd: that's true
Ball: for conservatives defunding
Planned Parenthood is the the hill to die on!
Maraniss: with all respect to Hugh Hewitt
a government shutdown is a disaster
Todd: Fiornia stole the issue of lying
about women's health care from
Hewitt: she won the debate by
lying and committing defamation
[ break ]
Todd: both political parties agree
– they hate Jamie Dimon
Todd: welcome Jamie
Todd: you're investing in Detroit
Dimon: they're not anti-Republican
so we agreed to fund their streetlights
Todd: you're doing this for PR r
easons because people hate you
Dimon: not at all – our motives are totally pure
– we're doing it for money
Todd: is China killing America?
Dimon: no – they're smart but they're way behind us
Todd: they have a lot of our debt
Dimon: yeah we have a $100 trillion economy
Todd: why do have so little growth?
Dimon: I give Bush and Obama credit
for stopping a Depression we caused
Todd: so what is Washington doing wrong?
Dimon: the debt ceiling crisis wasn't helpful
Todd: no kidding
Dimon: we need immigrant reform
Todd: you're blaming Washington!
Dimon: no I blame the voters
Todd: what about a government shutdown?
Dimon: hey politicians – you compromise
in real life – so do it in Washington!
Dimon: it's bad management
Todd: Wall Street are all greedy fat cats
Dimon: sure but that's
competition in a free market
Todd: is it a free market or a rigged system
Dimon: a bit of both
Todd: do you pay enough in taxes?
Dimon: I pay 50% or a bit less
Todd: but you could pay more
Dimon: but Washington
wastes a lot of money too
Todd: all candidates hate Wall Street!
Dimon: yes because we did wreck the worldwide economy
Todd: yeah you fucking did
Dimon: we loaned you losers
too much money – we won't make
that mistake again
Dimon: we did make mistakes
Todd: would Hillary Clinton make
a good President?
Todd: why not get involved in the race
Dimon: I'm fucking busy
[ break ]
Todd: David is Detroit's comeback real?
Maraniss: yes but my book is nostalgic
for a magic time of post-WWII America
that can never come back
Todd: the Pope is going to shake up politics!
Todd: he's talking about poverty and
climate change instead of abortion and gays
Shriver: Catholics love it!
Todd: he's going to make Republican
Hewitt: but we all love the Catholic church
Maraniss: the Pope is going to wrestle
Donald Trump at Madison Square Garden
Todd: George Will really hates the Pope
Ball: Obama is trying to ride
the Pope's coat tails
Todd: and vice versa
Ball: the church doesn't want to be political
Todd: unless they're denying Democrats communion
Ball: non-Catholics loves this pope
Shriver: liberals think he's progressive
and conservatives think he's a traditionalist
and moderates think he's a snappy dresser
Todd; he's a good politician
Shriver: he's the People's Pope
Todd: Bernie Sanders is
Ball: it's working for him
Todd: Bernie needs to laugh at himself
Maraniss: well all do
Todd: and that's another