Guests:
Ben
Carson
Jon
Kasich
Jamie
Dimon – CEO JP Morgan Chase
David
Maraniss
Molly
Ball
Maria
Shriver
Hugh
Hewitt
Todd:
omg survey monkey says
Carly
Fiorina won the debate won
the
debate just like the pundits dictated!
Todd:
Trump still leads but
Fiorina
is coming up fast!
Todd:
Ben Carson is second
place
but Carly is taking his votes!
Todd:
welcome Mr Trump
Trump:
my polls are awesome
Todd:
does faith matter
Trump:
evangelicals loves me!
Todd:
do they really
Trump:
I brought my Bible and they liked that!
Todd:
is that it took
Trump:
polls say evangelicals love me
Todd:
you said are not morally
obligated
to protect the President
and
you are right about that
Trump:
you are right that I am right
Todd:
so we're both right
Trump:
I agree the President
can
protect himself
Todd:
and then some
Trump:
Obama would never defend me!
Todd:
unless it was absolutely necessary
Trump:
the guy at my rally felt passionately
that
he wanted to get rid of all Muslims
Todd:
so why not push back?
Trump:
there is no questions
there
is a problem with some
Muslims
all over the world!
Todd:
would you be okay
with
a Muslim President?
Trump:
I don't know
Todd:
fair enough
Trump:
it already happened with Obama!
Todd:
wait what?
Trump:
I take Obama at his word
that
he's maybe possibly a Christian
Todd:
why not take him at his
word
on his birth certificate?
Trump:
I'm into veterans now
Todd:
right
Trump:
Birtherism is too complicated
to
explain on your show
Todd:
I'm into the world of jobs
and
vets and Obamacare now
Todd:
would you meet with Putin?
Trump:
I'd like to do that and enjoy that
Todd:
sounds great
Trump:
if Obama got along with
Vladimir
that would be a wonderful thing
Todd:
the Pope doesn't like
rich people like you
Trump:
like all people – if the
Pope
knew me he'd like me
Todd:
no doubt
Trump:
he fell for the climate change
hoax
but he's a very nice person
Todd:
thanks for coming Donald
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Ben Carson
Carson:
hi Ted
Todd:
conservatives like you but say
you
are not ready to run the Executive
branch
of the government
Carson:
I will adjust to that job over time
Todd:
you don't know much about policy
Carson:
I know about the brain
and
some about the kidney
Todd:
would you send ground troops to Syria
Carson:
I would use ground troops in Iraq
Todd:
what about Syria?
Carson:
ISIS has a caliphate and Anbar
Todd:
okay
Carson:
we should push ISIS into
Syria
and let them fight Assad
Todd:
so ISIS which beheads
Americans
becomes out allies
Carson:
did you know there
are
Chinese in Syria?
Todd:
you want them to fight
it
out among themselves
Carson:
that would be on
the
agenda to consideration
Todd:
should a President's faith matter?
Carson:
of course it's an un-American religion
Todd:
like what?
Carson:
like Druids or Jedi
Todd:
is Islam American?
Carson:
absolutely not
Todd:
could you accept a Muslim President?
Carson:
no way never
Todd:
could you vote for a Muslim for Congress?
Carson:
maybe Congress is
useless
and powerless
Todd:
all right
Carson:
if it is was a good Muslim!
Todd:
do you believe Obama was
born
in America and a Christian?
Carson:
I have no reason no to
Todd:
thanks for coming Doctor
and
good luck in rescuing your campaign
Carson:
what do you mean by that?
Todd:
you'll see
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Governor Kasich
Kasich:
thanks Charles
Todd:
you didn't shine in the debate
Kasich:
it was a demolition derby
Todd:
heh
Kasich:
it's not a national election
– its
state by state
Todd:
true enough
Kasich:
we're doing fine
Todd:
you said Hispanic
immigrants
are hotel janitors
Kasich:
yes but Hispanics are critical
to
America and they love God
Todd:
sounds right
Kasich:
I have a Hispanic
friend who is a doctor
Todd:
how remarkable
Kasich:
not only are Hispanics
good
people they will be in the future
Todd:
does a President's faith matter?
Kasich:
what a weird question
Todd:
I have to ask
Kasich:
Obama takes from the rich
and
gives to the poor and that's wrong
Todd:
he's weird that way
Kasich:
leads from behind
Todd:
it's so sad
Kasich:
we need to respect for
our
teachers and I respect the
office
of President
Todd:
what if a Muslim were President?
Kasich:
that's hypothetical
Todd:
yes it is
Kasich:
I just vote for leadership in general
[
break ]
Todd:
Hillary is like Gore –
why
can't she be more like Bill?
Todd:
she doesn't have charm
– just
like Al Gore
Todd:
she has trouble
with
the press – like Gore!
Todd:
Al Gore ran away from
Bill
Clinton and lost!
Todd:
she has trouble with the e-mails!
Todd:
she also to run with Obama and establish herself
Todd:
she wants to be a kinder gentler Obama
– more
Doctor McCoy and less Mr Spock
Clinton:
let's bring people together
to
get things done
Todd:
Biden's wife on board!
Todd:
David you crawled inside
the
head of the Clinton hydra!
Maraniss:
she doesn't have Bill's
charisma
– but then no one does
Maraniss:
Bill is a genuine phony
and
she can't fake it as well
Maraniss:
and they've gotten
defensive
over the years
Todd:
let Hillary be Hillary!
Ball:
but who is Hillary?
Todd:
no one knows!
Ball:
she has trouble creating
an image for herself
Todd:
it's weird
Ball:
her brand new image is
'I'm
for whatever you're for'
Shriver:
it's not fair to compare her to Bill
Shriver:
besides we know who she is –
she's
running to be the first female President
Todd:
trust me – people are telling
Biden
to run and it feels good
Shriver:
he's likeable and authentic
Todd:
nothing phony about old Joe
Shriver:
Uncle Teddy was drafted
and
then people dissed him
Todd:
Ben Carson just said no
Muslim
can be President
Hewitt:
that's pretty shocking
Hewitt:
William Penn would be
pissed
if here alive today
Todd:
because of a
religious
test for officer?
Hewitt:
no about the fact the
Eagles
have never won the Super Bowl
Todd:
unqualified outsiders
have
a majority of support in
the
Republican primary
Todd:
they tend to be not college
graduates
and very conservative
Todd:
conservatives were 84% of
Iowa
voters but they don't actually vote
[
break ]
Todd:
so Carly Fiorina went on a
long
graphic emotional rant about
Planned
Parenthood videos
Planned
Parenthood: it's all flat out false
Todd:
they inserted stock footage in the videos
Todd:
Politi Fact says the video was
imposed
and rated Fiorina Mostly False
Hewitt:
Fiorina was right
Todd:
no she wasn't
Hewitt:
Planned Parenthood
can't
handle the truth!
Todd:
but Carly Fiorina is the one who lied
Hewitt:
no it's fair for he to lie
because
those videos are so
terrible
they jumble your mind
Todd:
I've never heard that before
Hewitt:
it's murder!
Todd:
whoa
Hewitt:
the debate was highly edited
Todd:
it was broadcast live
Hewitt:
my brain is scrambled by the truth
Shriver:
Planned Parenthood
does
a lot of good work
Ball:
shutting the government
works
for the GOP
Todd:
that's true
Ball:
for conservatives defunding
Planned
Parenthood is the the hill to die on!
Maraniss:
with all respect to Hugh Hewitt
a
government shutdown is a disaster
Todd:
Fiornia stole the issue of lying
about
women's health care from
Mike
Huckabee
Hewitt:
she won the debate by
lying
and committing defamation
[
break ]
Todd:
both political parties agree
– they
hate Jamie Dimon
Todd:
welcome Jamie
Todd:
you're investing in Detroit
Dimon:
they're not anti-Republican
so
we agreed to fund their streetlights
Todd:
you're doing this for PR r
easons
because people hate you
Dimon:
not at all – our motives are totally pure
– we're
doing it for money
Todd:
is China killing America?
Dimon:
no – they're smart but they're way behind us
Todd:
they have a lot of our debt
Dimon:
yeah we have a $100 trillion economy
Todd:
why do have so little growth?
Dimon:
I give Bush and Obama credit
for
stopping a Depression we caused
Todd:
so what is Washington doing wrong?
Dimon:
the debt ceiling crisis wasn't helpful
Todd:
no kidding
Dimon:
we need immigrant reform
Todd:
you're blaming Washington!
Dimon:
no I blame the voters
Todd:
what about a government shutdown?
Dimon:
hey politicians – you compromise
in real life – so
do it in Washington!
Todd:
snap
Dimon:
it's bad management
Todd:
Wall Street are all greedy fat cats
Dimon:
sure but that's
competition in a free market
Todd:
is it a free market or a rigged system
Dimon:
a bit of both
Todd:
do you pay enough in taxes?
Dimon:
I pay 50% or a bit less
Todd:
but you could pay more
Dimon:
but Washington
wastes
a lot of money too
Todd:
all candidates hate Wall Street!
Dimon:
yes because we did wreck the worldwide economy
Todd:
yeah you fucking did
Dimon:
we loaned you losers
too much money – we
won't make
that mistake again
Todd:
ouch
Dimon:
we did make mistakes
Todd:
would Hillary Clinton make
a good President?
Dimon:
maybe
Todd:
why not get involved in the race
Dimon:
I'm fucking busy
Todd:
thanks
[
break ]
Todd:
David is Detroit's comeback real?
Maraniss:
yes but my book is nostalgic
for
a magic time of post-WWII America
that
can never come back
Todd:
the Pope is going to shake up politics!
Todd:
he's talking about poverty and
climate
change instead of abortion and gays
Shriver:
Catholics love it!
Todd:
he's going to make Republican
Catholics
uncomfortable
Hewitt:
but we all love the Catholic church
Maraniss:
the Pope is going to wrestle
Donald
Trump at Madison Square Garden
Todd:
George Will really hates the Pope
Ball:
Obama is trying to ride
the Pope's coat tails
Todd:
and vice versa
Ball:
the church doesn't want to be political
Todd:
unless they're denying Democrats communion
Ball:
non-Catholics loves this pope
Shriver:
liberals think he's progressive
and
conservatives think he's a traditionalist
and
moderates think he's a snappy dresser
Todd;
he's a good politician
Shriver:
he's the People's Pope
Todd:
Bernie Sanders is
redefining
socialism
Ball:
it's working for him
Todd:
Bernie needs to laugh at himself
Maraniss:
well all do
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet the Press
1 comment:
So. Did Dimon have a sex with a dead barnyard animal?
He looks like the type to me.
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