Host: Martha Raddatz
Capt. Steven Foley – USS Sampson
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Rep. Mia Mia Love (R-UT)
Sen.-elect Ben Sasse (R-NE)
Sen.-elect Thom Tillis (R-NC)
Reporter: how does a jet just fall down?
Rex Ryan: don't blame me
Reporter: it could have been
turbulence or bad weather or pilot error
Expert: or a sudden catastrophic failure
Reporter: like a wing fell off?
Expert: or a bomb
Raddatz: well which is it guys
Reporter: we need the black boxes martha
Raddatz: ok ok
Raddatz: welcome Commander Foley
Foley: I'm coming to you live
from the U.S. Navy where we're
searching for the plane in the Java Sea
Raddatz: what special tools are you using?
Foley: optics and lookouts
Raddatz: you mean-
Foley: we're looking for it
Raddatz: what problems have you found?
Foley: murky waters and
thunderstorms and one sharknado
Raddatz: I've heard they found the tail
Ganyard: well I'm from Missouri
so I'm skeptical
Ganyard: some random person
on Facebook says now she is
terrified to fly now
Ganyard: it's been a half century
since a plane crashed due to turbulence
Raddatz: until now
Raddatz: they pilot wanted to
ascend and they said no
Ganyard: he should done it
first then asked permission
Raddatz: why did it crash?
Ganyard: no idea
Raddatz: for reals?
Ganyard: it just disappeared
Raddatz: could it be ice in the engine?
Ganyard: maybe but these
planes are built to fly when it's cold
Raddatz: would it be easier to find
the black boxes if they're weren't black
Ganyard: actually they're orange
Raddatz: you just blew my mind
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Raddatz: OMG there's a
flu epidemic and we're all gonna die!!
Raddatz: how soon will all
have the flu and expire?
Fauci: it depends on how it evolves
Raddatz: if you believe in evolution
Raddatz: could it become
a zombie apocalypse?
Fauci: it's possible
Raddatz: ye gods
Fauci: it's very difficult to predict
Raddatz: flu shots don't work do they?
Fauci: not really
Raddatz: so should people
bother getting one?
Fauci: yes because the flu vaccine
protects against cooties
Raddatz: I see
Fauci: it's all science martha
Raddatz: why don't vaccines work better?
Fauci: because the flu virus has
achieved self awareness and
is now smarter than people
Fauci: I for one welcome
our new virus overlords
Raddatz: Virus / Bacteria 2016
Fauci: why not
Raddatz: thanks for coming
Raddatz: omg the GOP is going
to run Washington sort of
Zeleny: they're not really outsiders
since most new Senators are from
the House or state government
Zeleny: you're part of the 'hell no' caucus
Cotton: hell yes
Zeleny: Republicans have to decide
how much time to waste trying to
repeal Obamacare and running for President
Raddatz: omg Mia Love is the
first black female Republican ever
Raddatz: can you prove Congress
Sasse: yes if we pass a budget
Tillis: yes if we act functional
then we can finally create jobs
Raddatz: do you believe the President
wants to work with Congress?
Love: we should put decisions back
in the hands of the American people
Raddatz: would vote to pay America's debts
Sasse: not unless Obama agrees
to slash Medicaid
Tillis: darn right
Love: repeal it!
Love: that's what the people want Martha
Tillis: we need to send bills to
Obama he will actually sign like
building a big pipeline
Raddatz: your colleague Steve Scalise
spoke to white supremacists –
does that bother you?
Love: Steve is wonderful!
Raddatz: he should be really be
the number three leader in the House?
Love: yes he should because he
has the single best quality in a
leader which is humility
Raddatz: he has a lot to be humble about
Love: that's very true
Raddatz: Congress is very unpopular
Sasse: the American people want
Washington to be humble
Raddatz: that seems to be the word of the day