Guests:
Pierre
Thomas
Ray
Kelly
Gregory
Meeks
Mitch
Singer - fmr Sony chief digital strategy
Major
General Bret Williams - Former Director of
U.S. Cyber Command
Fran
Townsend - Former White House
Homeland Security Director
Thor
Halvorssen - Human Rights Foundation
Sen.
Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Stephanopoulos:
omg two cops
were
shot and killed
Bratton:
it was an assassination
Reporter:
he was from Baltimore
and
said he was going to shoot cops
De
Blasio: it was an attack on all of us
Pataki:
this murder is all Eric Holder's fault
Union:
the mayor has blood on his hands
Stephanopoulos:
is it fair to blame
the Mayor
of New York for a
murderer from Baltimore?
Kelly:
yes because he's anti-police
Stephanopoulos:
how so?
Kelly:
he said he warned his son
to
be careful around the police
which
is terrible advice
Stephanopoulos:
what would you
say to police officers now?
Kelly:
I would say do your job and ignore the haters
Meeks:
no one is anti-police but
people do
want the justice system
to work for everyone
Kelly:
see how much he hates the police
Meeks:
protesters oppose all violence
Kelly:
see how he promotes violence
Stephanopoulos:
the police say they
are
now at war with the citizens
Kelly:
you bet George
Meeks:
we need to set a tone to
bring
people together – most police
are
good but not all of them
Kelly:
stop hating the police!
[
break ]
Stephanopoulos:
omg North Korea
hacked
Sony over a Seth Rogan movie!
Obama:
we will take our revenge –
no
one puts James Flacco in a corner
Thomas:
hackers deleted Sony's files
after a movie came out about killing
the leader of North Korea
Stephanopoulos:
shouldn't have used 'Password1'
Thomas: they have no sense of humor George
Stephanopoulos: well then they
have something in common
Thomas:
then movie theaters got
death
threats and caved
Obama:
we must not be
intimidated
by death threats
Sony:
we didn't cave we just
strategically
backtracked
Thomas:
Sony knows if they release
this
movie will just get hacked again
Stephanopoulos:
you're a former
Sony executive - why did Sony
cave to terrorists so easily
Singer:
why are we all blaming the victim her?
Stephanopoulos:
it's fun and easy
Singer:
what about the government's
obligation
to take revenge for criminal actions
Williams:
the problem with taking revenge
is
North Korea doesn't have any computers
Stephanopoulos:
that's a problem
Williams:
also we don't want to hurt
North
Korean civilians like if we
shut
off power to a hospital
Townshend:
we can ask for China's help
Stephanopoulos:
but they're
cyber-terrorists too
Townshend:
I know George
Stephanopoulos:
can we drop the
movie
into North Korea on little
thumb drives
on tiny parachutes?
Halvorssen:
yes it would be great
because it
demystifies their Dear
Leader as a bumbling idiot
Stephanopoulos:
really?
Halvorssen:
I know a girl from North Korea
who
told me “Titanic” changed her life and
and
at the end she cried and cried
Stephanopoulos:
wow she was so moved
by
how Jack sacrificed his life for Rose
Halvorssen:
no she sobbed because
that diamond
that rich lady threw in
the ocean could have fed every starving
person in her village for a whole year
Stephanopoulos:
oh
Halvorssen:
she learned Westerners
are so
rich they throw priceless jewelry
away like useless garbage
Stephanopoulos:
so why not
release the movie online so anyone
can watch it for free
Singer: oh come on Sony has to
make money - you would never
put your tv show on the internet for free
Stephanopoulos: actually we do it every week
Singer: jesus you're kidding
Stephanopoulos: nope
Singer: you're still putting
the burden on the victim
Townshend:
Obama should show real
leadership
like that time George W. Bush
stood
on the rubble and yelled and
then let
bin Laden get away and said
he didn't care about him
Stephanopoulos:
those were good times
Townshend:
Obama should screen the
movie
in Times Square so we can have
a
national moment of healing
Stephanopoulos:
that might literally be
the
dumbest idea I've ever heard
Williams:
what if the Koreans shut
down our power plants - how will
we keep up with the Kardashians?
Stephanopoulos:
scary!
Williams:
the internet was not designed
to
be attacked which is a shame
Stephanopoulos:
thanks everyone
[
break ]
Avila:
Cuba has long been the forbidden
fruit
and home of the dance of love
Avila:
the President conducted 18 months
of
negotiations leading to a prisoner swap
and
two first round draft picks
Avila:
by January the U.S. will
have
an embassy in Havana!
Avila:
it's controversial but even people
in
Florida support lifting the embargo
Stephanopoulos:
good morning Marco
Rubio:
hi George
Stephanopoulos:
why shouldn't Americans
be
free to travel where they want?
Rubio:
because Cubans aren't
free
so none us should be
Stephanopoulos:
well the embargo
has failed for 50 years
Rubio:
exactly
Stephanopoulos:
I don't follow
Rubio:
right
Stephanopoulos:
we have normal relations
with
traditional friends like Vietnam and
new enemies like Saudi Arabia
Rubio:
and they're still not democratic!
Stephanopoulos:
but you favor trade with China
Rubio:
without China Wal-Mart would be
reduced
to selling hand-crafted cat sweaters
your
grandmother won't stop knitting
Stephanopoulos:
you said the
Pope hates freedom
Rubio:
yes the Pope doesn't think
people deserve to be free
Stephanopoulos:
are you serious?
Rubio:
yes also Obama should arrest
women who
want to have an abortion
because of freedom
Stephanopoulos:
Rand Paul criticizes
you as an isolationist who wants to
build a moat around Cuba
Rubio:
he is supporting Obama
which is by definition bad
Stephanopoulos:
that sounds narrow minded
Rubio:
American must be engaged
on the global stage!
Stephanopoulos:
except in Cuba
Rubio:
exactly!
Stephanopoulos:
is Jeb Bush a
true conservative?
Rubio:
no he's one of those rich
insider squishes
Stephanopoulos:
are you running
for President?
Rubio:
I'm pursing the American dream
Stephanopoulos:
why would you
be
a better President that Jeb Bush?
Rubio:
because my family didn't
wreck
the U.S. economy twice
Stephanopoulos:
what's your agenda?
Rubio:
it's all about American Dreams
Stephanopoulos:
thanks for coming
2 comments:
I'm happy to have followed this thoughtful and extraordinary nonsense for the last two or three years. I think I'm a better person for it.
(Begins weeping, then quickly leaves blog.)
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