Esaw
Garner – Widow of Eric Ganer
Al
Sharpton
Amy
Walter
John
Stanton
Rick
Santelli
Mayor
Kasim Reed (D-Atlanta)
Mayor
Michael Nutter (D-Phila.)
Cyrus
Vance - Manhattan DA
Charles
Ramsey - Phila.
Police Comm.
Chuck
Caterbury - President
Fraternal Order of Police
Greg
Abbott - Gov Elect (R-TX)
Todd:
OMG thousands are
protesting
coast-to-coast
Todd:
amazingly though Republicans
and
Democrats alike came together in
reaction
the Eric Garner decision to
cry
out with one voice “what the fuck??”
Eric
Holder: I heard the grand jury
decision
and was all 'what the fuck'
Boehner:
I saw the tape
and
was all like 'holy fuck'
Obama:
seriously what
the
ever loving fuck
George
W Bush: I was talkin' to
black
folks and we all said well
jesus
fucking christ
de Blasio:
I had to talk to my black
son
about Eric Garner and we
were
like motherfucking Staten Island
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Mrs. Garner
Garner:
good morning
Todd:
my condolences on your loss
Garner:
thanks Charles
Todd:
your husband is the face
of
bias in law enforcement
Garner:
it's not a black and white thing
Todd:
no?
Garner:
I don't see it that way
Todd:
how do you see it
Garner:
the police knew us –
they
would see us on the street
and
make fun of us and
harass
us all the time
Todd:
interesting
Garner:
they knew him and
wouldn't leave us alone and then
they straight up murdered him
Todd:
you're looking for a day in court
Garner:
I can't let my sons outside the house
Todd:
wow
Garner:
my other son is in college
and
I'm afraid of the police
Todd:
are you really?
Garner:
hell yes – that's why
I
fled Staten Island
Todd:
I don't blame you for that
Todd:
the police union says
Eric
Garner had to be killed
because
he resisted arrest
Sharpton:
look at the video
–
they
choked him to death!
Todd:
that's true
Sharpton:
it's absurd
Garner:
look my husband was
arrested
lots of times and he
never
resisted arrested
Todd:
I see
Garner:
I seen lots of people
resist
arrest – hell I seen people pull
guns
on cops and not be choked to death
Sharpton:
so what if he did resist
– the
penalty is death??
Todd:
what about the economic aspects?
Sharpton:
yes – we need more jobs
and to build infrastructure
[
break ]
Todd:
white people don't think
there
is a lot of racism
Audience: no!
Todd:
Mayor Reed is your city's
police
department racist?
Reed:
um candidly the history of
Atlanta
is it was home to racists
but also
to Martin Luther King
Todd:
uh right
Reed:
we need to support police
but
react to wrongs as well
Todd:
got it
Reed:
and we're going to
have
cameras – count on it
Todd:
this police brutality proves
Republicans
are right to not
to
trust government
Santelli:
exactly hey I'm from the
financial
sector where we make
enormous
amounts of money but
then
the government caused us
to
to take huge risks and wreck the country
Todd:
that's so sad
Santelli:
but look at the Rolling Stone
article
– the real victims of this
conversation
will probably end
up
being privileged white men
Stanton:
in America people see
young
black men as killers
Todd:
that goes back hundreds of years
Walter:
a long time
[
break ]
Todd:
Mr Ramsey what will
your
task force do?
Ramsey:
in 90 days we have to create
a
plan to fix law enforcement in America
Todd:
problem solved
Ramsey:
we'll look at trust and
also
technology and stuff
Caterbury:
look the grand jury
system
works
Todd:
um ok
Caterbury:
but cops have always
wanted more training
Todd:
good
Caterbury:
the media is blowing
this
all out of proportion –
very
few cops are indicted
Todd: um some people
think that's part of the problem
think that's part of the problem
Caterbury:
it's all those poor
people
committing those crimes
Todd:
can District Attorneys fairly
prosecute
cops when they
need them every day?
Vance:
cops and DAs need
to
be friendly but not cozy
Todd:
friends with benefits?
Vance:
I have prosected cops sometimes
Todd:
what about a special prosecutor?
Vance:
yes but look at Ken Starr –
we
gave him an infinite budget
and
unlimited power and the
guy
went total psycho
Todd:
even conservatives are
wondering
if 'broken windows' logic
is
broken which means we're now
allowed
to talk about it
Nutter:
we can't allow people
to
commit crimes Todd
Todd:
so zero tolerance?
Nutter:
but we do need to ask why
cops
keep killing unarmed black men
Todd:
yes
Nutter:
people are afraid of cops
and
cops are afraid of police
Ramsey:
the broken windows
strategy
alienated the community
Todd:
what about bias?
Vance:
I'm against it
Todd:
thanks for coming everyone
[
break ]
Todd:
OMG a Democrat will not
represent
Louisiana in the Senate
for
the first time in 100 years
Audience:
Katrina is the gift
that
keeps on giving
Todd:
House Republicans have their
biggest
majority since the Hoover Administration
Audience:
what could possibly go wrong
Todd:
people think members of
Congress
are out of touch and don't
care
about their problems or needs
Audience:
no!
Todd:
the median income is $53,000
and
members of Congress make $174,000
and that doesn't even count
spouses and that sweet lobbying money
Todd:
also Congress does better
–
their
income grew 15%
Audience: what a surprise
Todd:
and their average net
worth is one million dollars
Audience: poor things
Todd:
5% of America are millionaires
but
for Congress it's ten times higher
– 50%
are millionaires
Audience:
sweet
[
break ]
Todd:
the GOP hate Obama but
can't
decide what do about it
Cruz:
shut down the government!
King:
then burn it to the ground!
Sessions:
Obama is right –
we
can't deport 11 million people
except
criminals!
Rubio:
Obama is right –
the status quo is amnesty!
Tea
Party: heretic!
Boehner:
shut up tea party
Graham:
if we don't pass immigration
reform
the Republican party will die
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Mr Abbott
Abbot:
hi Todd
Todd:
you're suing the President
Abbott:
you're darn right I am
Todd:
do you have standing?
Abbott:
yes because Texas borders
a
poor and hostile land filled with
people
desperate to escape for a better life
Todd:
enough about Oklahoma
Abbott:
Obama did deferment and
streams
of dangerous refugee
children
came to Texas and ruined it
Todd:
but those kids were caught
at
the border and most were deported
Abbott:
some were not
Todd:
but most were
Abbott:
I have no idea –
but
there are illegal kids in our schools
and now we have spend a fortune
teaching them Jesus rode a dinosaur to church
Todd:
I've read if illegal immigrants
left
Texas it would cause a recession
worse
than the last one Republicans caused
Abbott:
the point is Obama is a dictator
Todd:
George W. Bush says
illegal
immigrants represent family values
Abbott:
my wife is hispanic
Todd:
es ella caliente?
Abbott:
Obama is an Emperor!
Todd:
is illegal immigration
good
for Texas?
Abbott:
no it's not
Todd:
but it's good for
the
Texas economy?
Abbott:
Americans are tied
of
the President failing to act!
Todd:
you're suing him for acting
Abbott:
except for that
Todd:
what do you mean
by
'secure the border'?
Abbott:
where no one
ever
crosses illegally
Todd:
like everyone?
Abbott:
yes zero
Todd:
that sounds
a
tad unrealistic
Abbott:
I'm a dreamer
Abbott:
which crazy Texan
do
you support for President?
Abbott:
all of them
[
break ]
Todd:
panel what about immigration?
Santelli:
we should turn border
security
over to Google
Todd:
you seem smart
Santelli:
me is smart
Todd:
what if the House
GOP
passed laws and stuff?
Walter:
or even said what they support
Todd:
that's crazy talk
Walter:
the GOP House doesn't
reflect
the people of America
Santelli:
they just elected them!
Walter:
no voters in gerrymandered
districts did
Santelli:
those are the rules
Walter:
well the rules are rigged
Todd:
Jeb and Hillary are trying to look authentic
Stanton:
Hillary Clinton is
not a real human being
Todd:
she's had secret service
protection
for 22 years like a cyborg
Todd:
what about 2016
Reed:
the results of that election
will
depend on how crazy the GOP
Todd:
Jeb Bush is so authentic he
even
supports common core which
sounds
like communism
Santelli:
who gives a shit about Common Core
–
teachers
are poor and annoying
Todd:
liberals want me to point out the
economy
is doing well under Obama
Santelli:
don't get too excited –
there
are still poor billionaires
who
need a tax cut
Reed:
we've had a record 51 straight
months
of job growth – it's fantastic news
Santelli:
that's in spite of Obama
not
because of him
Reed:
that's not what you said
when
Bush was President motherfucker
[
side eye ]
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
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