Guests:
Chuck
Todd
Rep.
Donna Edwards (D-MD)
Steve
Schmidt
Judy
Woodruff
Jim
Cramer
Gene
Sperling
Dr.
Toby Cosgrove,
President
and CEO of the Cleveland
Clinic
Dr.
John Noseworthy,
President
and CEO of the Mayo
Clinic
Richard
Engel
Janet
Napolitano
Gregory:
OMG it's very cold and
Obama
is in trouble!
Todd:
so true Fluffy
Gregory:
Todd how does Obama
salvage
the wreckage of his life
Todd:
fix that damn health care website
Gregory:
why doesn't Obama get more
credit
for the improving economy?
Edwards:
because you bash him all the time
Gregory:
oh right
Gregory:
Steven bash Obama for me
Schmidt:
Obamacare is doomed!
Woodruff:
Wall Street is up 30% but
Americans
aren't making any money
Gregory:
Obama wants unemployment
benefits
extended but Republicans are
concerned
about fiscal responsibility
Sperling:
that's unusual
Gregory:
will Congress extend the benefits?
Sperling:
I hope so
Gregory:
but how do you do it
in
a fiscally responsible way?
Sperling:
the same benefits were
never
paid for when Bush was President
Gregory:
is it bad for the economy?
Cramer:
you have to extend these benefits!!
Gregory:
President Rand Paul says
giving
benefits to people is mean
to
people who need the benefits
Cramer:
he's an idiot
Gregory:
how do we keep unemployment
down
and help businesses with their uncertainty?
Sperling:
Obama has offered to cut
taxes
on businesses in exchange
for
infrastructure spending
Gregory:
what about the minimum wage?
Cramer:
we should raise it –
Wal-Mart
can easily afford it!
Gregory:
you surprise me Jack
Cramer:
North Dakota needs people
– how
do we get them there??
Gregory:
by bus?
Cramer:
truck drivers can make $90k!
Gregory:
how much do pundits pull down in Dakota?
Cramer:
nothing Fluff
Gregory:
dammit
Cramer:
sorry david
Gregory:
what about uncertainty?!
Cramer:
Boeing will move all their
jobs
to Ireland – leprechauns can
easily
crawl inside those little engines
Sperling:
the USA is more supportive
of
businesses than ever – also we
need
to raise the minimum wage
Cramer:
we have an unemployment
and
pollution problem and we're bringing
in
more immigrants and stuff from China
which
is closed for smog
Gregory:
what about my stock portfolio?
Cramer:
Obama hates Wall Street!!
Sperling:
it's soared since Obama was sworn in!
Gregory:
is Obamacare doomed?
Sperling:
no it's not
Gregory:
but Chuck Todd said Democrats
don't
want to talk about Obamacare
Sperling:
he's totally wrong – bring it on –
no
more pre-existing conditions and
no
discrimination against women
Gregory:
no no no stop talking
Sperling:
six million people now have health care
Gregory:
shut up shut up
Sperling:
young people on their parents insurance
Gregory:
I'm not going to let you
get
away with this Gene
[
break ]
Gregory:
what's up docs?
Cosgrove:
the real question
is
will Obamacare lower costs?
Noseworthy:
the law expanded access
to
health insurance – but now we
have
to tackle Medicare
Gregory:
so what should we do about Medicare?
Noseworthy:
Telehealth!
Gregory:
do you guys understand Obamacare?
Cosgrove:
I do know hospitals are
going to be paid less
Gregory:
that's so sad
Cosgrove:
we'll survive
Gregory:
are health consumers stupid?
Noseworthy:
people don't think about
health
until there are sick
Gregory:
it's icky
Noseworthy:
in the meantime we
have
to modernize payments,
fund
NIH and reform Medicare
Gregory:
aha we have to slash Medicare!
Cosgrove:
Americans are too damn fat
Noseworthy:
hold the mayo
Gregory:
have Republicans reached
out
to you to fix Obamacare?
Cosgrove:
um no
Noseworthy:
yes – the Mayo Clinic is the
rock
star of the health care world
Gregory:
should marijuana be legal?
Noseworthy:
marijuana has been
a
powerful medicine for 5,000 years
Gregory:
I heard the Mayans all got
hooked
on ganja and their civilization disappeared
Cosgrove:
I didn't know that
Gregory:
thanks for coming gentlemen
[
break ]
Gregory:
oh my god Fallujah is falling to al-qeada
Engel:
it's all about Sunni vs Shiite
Gregory:
cripes
Engel:
it's the same thing in Syria
Gregory:
which side should we be on?
Engel:
the US invaded Fallujah twice
and
now the government of Iraq
can't
keep terrorists out
Gregory:
oh dear
Engel:
Fluffy the USA had to destroy
Fallujah
and we still couldn't stop the
extremists
so I'm not optimistic the
Iraq
government will fare any better
Gregory:
how about this Donna?
Edwards:
this is not America's fight!
Gregory:
does the USA have a
responsibility
to fix Iraq?
Schmidt:
sorry but we can't get involved
in
a 700 year old civil war
[
break ]
Gregory:
Chuck you follow marijuana
laws
very closely if you know what I mean
Todd:
civil rights advances always
come
from the wackos out West and
eventually
come to the elite snobs of
the
east coast and finally the South gets on board
Gregory:
I am a father and someone
in
the FBI told me drugs are not cool
Woodruff:
de-criminalizing drugs
is
one thing but legalization is another
Gregory:
so well put Jane
Woodruff:
the law is wreaking havoc
in
Colorado – what if snowboarders
start
using marijuana??
Gregory:
oh my god Judy
Gregory:
David Brooks is worried
about
our moral ecology
Edwards:
regulating pot may actually make it safer
Schmidt:
the war on pot is expensive
and
racist and stupid
Gregory:
but but drugs are bad
Schmidt:
I don't worry about reefer I
worry
about my kids seeing Miley Cyrus on tv
Woodruff:
I understand she won't
stop
and likely can't stop
Gregory:
but I'm a father and worry
about
the kids and their wacky weed
Schmidt:
man up Fluffy and tell
your
kids not to do drugs
[
break ]
Gregory:
New York now has a
communist
mayor – is liberalism back?
Todd:
Gore and Bush were like the
same
boring guy – now at least we
have
a real divide between the two parties
Gregory:
Obama let liberals down!
Woodruff:
electing DiBlasio was also
a
reaction to twelve years of Bloomberg
Gregory:
Steve politically what's
going
to happen in 2014?
Schmidt:
nothing will ever happen
until
we elect a Republican President
and
can we can all stop caring about the debt
Schmidt:
people should move to North Dakota
Gregory:
it's colder there than on the surface of Mars
Schmidt:
but it has a livelier arts scene
Gregory:
possibly
Edwards:
Bill DiBlasio is fighting
to
close the inequality gap!
[
break ]
Gregory:
Janet what about
security
at the Olympic games?
Napolitano:
if you see something say something
Gregory:
what about Russia's preparation?
Napolitano:
you gotta hope they're on the ball
Gregory:
but there have been
bombings in Russia recently
Napolitano:
eh that happens before every Olympics
Gregory:
some are worried that Sochi
is
well-guarded while the rest of Russia is exposed
Napolitano:
good – the games must go on!
Gregory:
Russia hates homosexuals
and
the entire US delegation is gay
Napolitano:
I also represent the
University
of California which is very gay
Gregory:
you are politicizing the games which is bad
Napolitano:
the games have always been political
Gregory:
but you're turning the Winter Olympics gay
Napolitano:
have you ever seen figure skating
or
ice dancing or the two-man luge – now that's gay
Gregory:
what about macho events
like
downhill skiing and speed skating
Napolitano:
I haven't seen that many
men
in spandex since my days at Studio 54
Gregory:
did Ed Snowden damage America?
Napolitano:
he's committed crimes
and
hurt America for years to come
Gregory:
would you give him clemency
if
he promised to give the documents
he
stole back?
Napolitano:
no – he took it upon
himself
to reveal the secrets
and
it hurt the nation
Gregory:
you used to oppose same-sex marriage
Napolitano:
yes but I've changed my mind on that
Gregory:
you endorsed Obama early
– can
you support Hillary Clinton?
Napolitano:
she's not even running yet
Gregory:
will she be fresh voice in 2016?
Napolitano:
oh yes fresh a daisy
Gregory:
Todd Gene Sperling called
you
out on Obamacare
Todd:
yeah well he's not a Democrat
running
in a red state
Gregory:
true
Todd:
but Democrats can turn
the
tables by asking the GOP why
they
want to take away people's health care
Woodruff:
this is an election year
so
therefore nothing can happen in Washington DC
Gregory:
of course – and that's
another episode of
Meet The Press
1 comment:
It was nice seeing Donna Edwards.
Most of the rest can die in a fire.
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