Guests:
Fmr. Gov. Tim Pawlenty (R-MN)
David Axelrod (Obama Campaign)
Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA)
Howard Dean
Paul Gigot
Cokie Roberts
Peggy Noonan
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Stephanopoulos: wow Romney chose
Paul Ryan to be his Vice President!
Karl: ha Paul Ryan snuck through his
back door into the woods -
the media had no clue
Stephanopoulos: we all know that
Karl: it’s not everyone who can fool
the Beltway media
Stephanopoulos: Ryan has energized
this campaign!
Karl: it’s so on now right now!
Stephanopoulos: but they aren’t
campaigning together
Karl: it’s divide and conquer
Stephanopoulos: do even know
what ‘divide and conquers means?
Karl: um
Stephanopoulos: Axel what
about Paul Ryan?
Axelrod: he’s a scary right-wing
ideologue who would defund
science and education
Stephanopoulos: science is overrated
Axelrod: did I mention he wants
to privatize social security
Stephanopoulos: Ryan is going right
after Obama - does that scare you
Axelrod: Ryan would raise taxes on
the middle class and give rich
people a big tax cut
Stephanopoulos: Mitt Romney says
they will save Medicare from Obama
who steals money from it
Axelrod: Romney’s plan does the same thing
Stephanopoulos: but Paul Ryan
is the nominee now
Axelrod: they also turn Medicare
into a voucher program
Stephanopoulos: that’s good because
Americans love to clip coupons
Axelrod: Ryan doesn’t even think
Medicare should exist
Stephanopoulos: will Ryan carry swing states?
Axelrod: only those that hate women,
medical research and the middle class
Stephanopoulos: a Super PAC ad implies
Romney was responsible for
an employee’s wife’s death
Axelrod: Romney approved an ad that
lies about welfare
Stephanopoulos: still it’s very mean
Axelrod: it’s all true though
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Tim you are two-time
loser in the race for Vice President -
no offense but that’s kind of pathetic
Pawlenty: [ sobs ]
Stephanopoulos: you must have a sad
Pawlenty: Obama is not an adult
Stephanopoulos: is Paul Ryan an extremist?
Pawlenty: the American people love
people who tell them hard truths
and give money to rich people
Stephanopoulos: that is so true
Pawlenty: the American people realized
the debt is important in January of 2009
Stephanopoulos: of course
Pawlenty: Obama is the real extremist
for cutting $700 billion from Medicare
Stephanopoulos: what about the Ryan plan?
Pawlenty: under Ryan’s plan people
could still stay on Medicare if they want
Stephanopoulos: with $6,000 less
Pawlenty: you would think the President
would have the courage to cut
Medicare but he won’t
Stephanopoulos: you just accused him
of cutting $700 billion from Medicare
Pawlenty: see - he’s evil!
Stephanopoulos: Ryan is only a
House member and he’s spent life
inside the Beltway
Pawlenty: don’t worry - Romney and Ryan
have got the Bush foreign policy
team advising them
Stephanopoulos: what a relief
Pawlenty: Romney knows all about
foreign countries - he has bank
accounts all over the world!
Stephanopoulos: is Romney lying about
Obama moving people from welfare to work?
Pawlenty: it would be very easy for
Obama to clear this up - just release
the President’s orders!
Stephanopoulos: heh
Pawlenty: Obama should have the
basic decency to take responsibility
for a Super PAC ad he isn’t responsible for
Stephanopoulos: will picking Ryan
change the tone of the campaign?
Pawlenty: Obama surrendered to Russia,
betrayed the Czech republic
and keeps raising taxes
Stephanopoulos: actually Obama has cut taxes
Pawlenty: not in my mind
Stephanopoulos: did you give Mitt
more than 2 years of tax returns
Pawlenty: damn right I did
Stephanopoulos: sorry about losing again loser
Pawlenty: [ sobs ]
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: you really wanted
Paul Ryan didn’t you
Gigot: I’ve known him since he was
22 years old and Ryan is one of the
most serious and thoughtful vampires I’ve met
Stephanopoulos: oh good
Gigot: Romney cannot win this election
attacking Obama so he turned to
Paul Ryan to close the deal
Dean: hey I’ve got a great idea -
let’s turn Medicare into a voucher program!
Stephanopoulos: Mitt went with his instincts
Noonan: when Romney was with Bain
he had a great eye for those who
could best suck the life out of companies
Newsom: he’s a young good-looking
policy wonk - what’s not to like?
Stephanopoulos: that says it all Gavin
Newsom: except for alienating all
old people - and also young people
Roberts: even Catholic bishops attacked Paul Ryan’s budget
Gigot: Obama cut $700 billion from Medicare!
Newsom: So does Ryan
Gigot: Obama wants unelected panelists
to cut Medicare - only unelected
judges should do that
Dean: Romney’s big problem is that
people think he’s heartless and doesn’t
care about them - I don’t think bringing
on a zombie is going to help
Noonan: Spending is out of control
since 2009!!
Stephanopoulos: wow
Noonan: Ryan must tell old people he
is trying to save Medicare for their
grandchildren by getting rid of it for
their ungrateful children
Roberts: also he must bravely tell rich
people he is willing cut their taxes
Gigot: Romney has been very specific
that he will end loopholes
Dean: name one
Gigot: quit bugging me
Dean: Get rid of Medicare! Are we insane?
Roberts: but Ryan is a good looking young man
Newsom: that is true
Newsom: Ryan wants to cut taxes for
rich people another thirty percent
Noonan: blue collar workers ruined California!
Stephanopoulos: do tell Peggy
Noonan: the left and right all know we
must embrace Paul Ryan’s serious plan
of wars, tax cuts, bailouts, pork for his
district and ending Medicare
Gigot: Ryan’s plan is just like Simpson Bowles
except without higher taxes to pay for stuff
Dean: the man is a radical and a nut
Noonan: it’s a busy bouncy tweeting
world not worthy of a man like
Saint Paul of Janesville
Roberts: ending Medicare is open
to mean demagoguery
Gigot: America is in decline therefore
we need to turn Medicare into
a voucher program
Roberts: Do people think Romney
cares about them?
Gigot: certainly - some of his best friends
know some regular poor people
Noonan: Democrats want to kill Paul Ryan
Roberts: I like Ryan - he’s cute
Noonan: he’s not the type of person who
would push his grandmother off a cliff -
at least not without a good reason
Newsom: forget demagoguery -
the facts are scary enough
Roberts: Obama has a ridiculous ad with
silly women talking about their
“reproductive rights” - it’s pandering!
Stephanopoulos: what should he have done
Roberts: Obama should run an ad
taking credit for U.S. female Olympic athletes
Noonan: the British disappointed me
by throwing the Queen out of a helicopter
Stephanopoulos: and there really is
nothing more to be said
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Sunday, August 12, 2012
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