July 11, 2010
Guests:
Robert Gibbs (White House Press Secretary)
Rachel Maddow
Harold Ford
Ed Gillespie
David Brooks
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Gregory: Bob how is the inability to stop the
BP oil gusher going?
Gibbs: well we still haven’t been able to do anything about it but we built this nifty shoe-phone
Gregory: are you confident in BP’s handling
of the situation
Gibbs: I’ve never met a bigger bunch of schmucks - and I worked on transition from the
Bush administration
Gregory: Obama says Republicans created the
mess that is the Obama administration
Gibbs: that’s right
Gregory: people think America is on the wrong track
Gibbs: in the last 6 months of 2008 the US lost 3 million jobs and now Obama is finally creating jobs
Gregory: yeah but things are still bad
Gibbs: Obama is going to visit the plant that supplies the batteries for the Mitt Romney 2000
Gregory: yeah but people can’t buy new overpriced homes and Politico says the stimulus was a communist conspiracy
Gibbs: let me repeat - Bush wrecked the economy and Obama is finally getting us out of the
damm ditch!
Gregory: but the debt!
Gibbs: was created by Republicans!
Gregory: you have to own all these problems
Gibbs: don’t drive the car into the ditch and demand the keys when we’re back on the road
Gregory: you’ve got an answer for everything
Gibbs: damm right Fluffy
Gregory: Democrats are localizing these races - doesn’t this prove Obama is a bad President
Gibbs: Hey Greggers did you know Republicans think the recent Depression was no big deal?
Gregory: but but but on the other hand I hate Obama
Gibbs: I heard you were a moron
Gregory: I don’t get it
Gibbs: all politics is local Dancin’ Dave
Gregory: Is Obama a failure or do people
expect too much?
Gibbs: We inherited a shitload of problems but I’m telling you we’re going to win in Afghanistan and then get the hell out!
Gregory: Is Obama going to raise taxes?
Gibbs: hell yeah - the rich didn’t even need those fucking tax cuts
Gregory: what will it take to bring back the
housing bubble?
Gibbs: it won’t come back as long as we’re still
in a recession
Gregory: which was caused by the housing crisis
Gibbs: well maybe those irresponsible buyers should move out of their house
Gregory: but they’re underwater
Gibbs: well according to Al Gore we all will be soon
Gregory: but the housing market
Gibbs: will come back when the economy recovers
Gregory: terrific
Gibbs: see it all makes sense
Gregory: Should I be terrified of hot red-headed Russian spies?
Gibbs: I was not terribly impressed with the idiots - it was like George W. Bush was running an international spy ring
Gregory: Obama escalated in Afghanistan and kept the state secrets privilege and went after Iran and North Korea - he’s just like Bush
Gibbs: that’s bullshit
Gregory: yes but my stupid predicate is that you
are just like Bush
Gibbs: and my answer is that you are the dumbest character on television and I include the entire
cast of Jersey Shore
Gregory: is the House in Jeopardy and please answer in the form of a question
Gibbs: it is if people want to spend the next two years apologizing to BP and Wall Street
Gregory: Would Obama trade the Cavaliers to
North Korea for nuclear weapons
Gibbs: that’s a good idea Fluff
[ break ]
Brooks: a month ago I felt the American people were happy but now I think the people hate Obama because worried about their grandchildren
Gregory: Sharron Angle is a serious economic thinker
Maddow: sure this election could be about if you are unhappy with the economy or it can be about that Sharron Angle is out of her fucking mind
Gillespie: pointing out that Republicans are insane only proves that Obama is a partisan and that he doesn’t care about jobs
Ford: we can’t dwell on the failures and crimes of
the past - if we are hemorrhaging jobs we need to cut spending and cut taxes
Gregory: it’s amazing you are unemployed
Maddow: I would like to subscribe to Harold Ford’s newsletter
Gregory: Why is Obama so mean pointing out all the mistakes of Republicans??
Maddow: Republicans are irresponsible spenders and also they fail at everything
Brooks: Republicans terrify the hell out of me
Gregory: that goes without saying
Brooks: we’re in a crisis created by Republicans which makes this a conservative moment
Gregory: good god even I think you’re a hack
Gillespie: Obama is going to raise taxes!
Maddow: you’re ranting about the debt and then you want to cut taxes
Ford: my point is cutting taxes and raising spending is really popular
Maddow: but it causes total public disasters
Ford: that is not my problem Rachel
Gregory: California and Illinois are bankrupt -
I mean it’s a real problem
Brooks: we should extend unemployment but it didn’t happen because the GOP opposes it and Democrats won’t give them all they want
Gillespie: why would you hire a new employee when you don’t know if health care reform will be enacted
Gregory: it was enacted you idiot
Gillespie: really?
Gregory: Peggy Noonan says Obama should give every American a Magic Dolphin
Ford: the reality is if America was going to elect a black President it should have been me
Maddow: oh sure
Ford: Gov. Christie is doing an awesome job
Maddow: truly you have a dizzying intellect
Gregory: Rachel you were just in Afghanistan and trying to figure out what the hell we are doing there
Maddow: we’re trying to create an Afghan government and our deadline concentrates the mind
Brooks: that deadline was too cute - but I was a strong supporter of the war and even I think we may have to leave if things don’t turn around in 10 years
Gillespie: The Bad Guys will wait us out - we need to stay until we Get The Job Done
Maddow: Honestly I don’t think spouting third-grade Hollywood gibberish is going win the war and create peace in that far off land
Gillespie: it’s all we’ve got
Gregory: and that’s the last word
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Sunday, July 11, 2010
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