July 18, 2010
Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ)
Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX)
Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD)
Gregory: Will Republicans win in the fall?
Cornyn: yes because Obama is socialist and
the economy sucks
Gregory: True but the GOP did crash the economy
Cornyn: no Nancy Pelosi wrecked America beginning in 2007
Menendez: that’s fucking hilarious
Van Hollen: I can’t wait the GOP to run on repealing health care and financial regulation
Cornyn: they forced this black President and his socialist ideas down our throats
Gregory: OMG Robert Gibbs said the Democrats could lose the House - this will have a great impact on all the races!
Van Hollen: do you really think that anyone outside the Beltway noticed what he said
Gregory: oh yes!
Van Hollen: I heard you were a moron
Gregory: but House Dems are mad at Obama
Van Hollen: The GOP has decided to carp and
whine like little babies until the fall
Gregory: Remember how awesome Newt Gingrich and the Contract with America was? That was
Cornyn: Obama never sought Republican support
Menendez: you’ve got to be fucking kidding
Cornyn: Obama is a job-killer!
Menendez: almost like Bush!
Cornyn: unemployed people are very concerned about the debt
Gregory: polls say Obama hasn’t created enough jobs to recover from the Bush recession
Menendez: we are still trying to fix the epic
disaster that was the Bush Presidency
Gregory: But Obama has lost white men - who are very practical and only care about things like whether Obama can fix oil spills by himself
Van Hollen: we lost jobs for 8 fucking years -
why would these so-called practical voters want to
go back to that?
Sessions: that’s not true - some people had jobs
in the Bush years but everyone in America is now unemployed
Sessions: we must cut taxes and repeal health
care which will bankrupt America
Gregory: what is your basic message?
Sessions: cut taxes, cut spending and run against the Black Panthers
Van Hollen: holy shit they really want to go back
to the Bush years - except they also want to apologize to BP
Gregory: wasn’t spending out of control when Bush was President?
Cornyn: no because debt is very high now
Gregory: Bush ran up that debt
Cornyn: yes but Obama is almost as bad as Bush which is very bad
Gregory: but if we return to Bush policies it
will get worse
Cornyn: yes but Obama is a black Kenyan Socialist
Menendez: Go ahead America - vote Republican -
I dare you
Gregory: Because I worship Politico and hate Obama so I have to ask - why is Obama so bad?
Van Hollen: Hey Fluffy - the Republicans won’t even cut taxes for the middle class
Van Hollen: is they are so fucking concerned for the debt why don’t they repeal the Bush tax cuts??
Menendez: I am so tired of these Republican assholes and their fucking hypocrisy and lies
Gregory: what does the Republican party stand for?
Sessions: we need to live within our means - now that we are in a recession we must slash spending
Gregory: what will you cut?
Sessions: we will balance the budget
Sessions: by cutting a lot
Gregory: cut what?
Sessions: empower people and business
Gregory: what the fuck are you planning on doing??
Cornyn: we’re waiting for the Obama’s blue ribbon commission
Gregory: why do you need Obama’s permission to decide what your plan is?
Cornyn: he’s a scary black man
Gregory: will you repeal health care reform?
Cornyn: yes we will replace it with common sense
Gregory: how about repealing financial regulation?
Cornyn: we will replace ideology will common sense
Gregory: truly you have series of unassailably brilliant ideas
Menendez: jeebus these people are idiots
Van Hollen: 8 years of GOP policies and we lost jobs - good luck with that fuckers
Gregory: but some people do prefer Republicans
Van Hollen: sure people who want to do away
with Social Security
Gregory: Is the Tea Party a bunch of dangerous racists?
Cornyn: tha’s slanderous - the Teabaggers are former couch-bound patriotic wackos who want
their country back
Gregory: I see
Cornyn: they are unemployed weirdos worried
about runaway spending - look at the trouble
Harry Reid is in
Gregory: he was in trouble until people learned Sharron Angle supports an armed rebellion
Session: the Tea Partiers are actually Democrats who are against debt and in favor of lower taxes
on the rich
Van Hollen: the good news is they are energized - the bad news is the Tea Parties want to repeal the Civil Rights Act and force people to bring a
chicken to the doctor
Gregory: who wins in the fall?
Cornyn: I dunno
Menendez: Dems big time
Sessions: maybe GOP
Van Hollen: heh - I will put it out there Democrats
all the way