Rep. Eric Cantor
Stephanopoulos: Larry the economy is total disaster and John McCain’s economist says you’re a loser
Summers: look we prevented a Depression and
you know these things happen in stages, first you have a New Deal then another Depression and then a World War
Stephanopoulos: Is Obama working hard on
making all that happen?
Summers: yes he is
Stephanopoulos: so when does the U.S. economy go from being Fucked Up to merely Pretty Shitty?
Summers: we see Quite Crappy spring followed
by a Sucky Summer
Stephanopoulos: are we going to have a second stimulus?
Summers: don’t focus so much on how much
we spend George the best things in life a free - like strongly worded letters sent to banks telling them
Stephanopoulos: but you’re spending so much money boosting the economy just because we
are in an economic crisis!
Summers: you know nothing about math George - it’s like talking a woman!
Summers: we’re spending on infrastructure and health care
Stephanopoulos: speaking of that how can the President possibly sign a bill that spends money
to save people’s lives - I mean it’s shocking
Summers: that’s true but we are going to tell
people get preventive health care which is very conservative
Stephanopoulos: but the debt!
Summers: we will reduce the deficit by taxing Cadillacs
Stephanopoulos: I don’t care about that - I just
want you to say you will cut the debt, deficit, health care costs and make me taller
Summers: Done done and done
Stephanopoulos: will you make banks lend or not?
Summers: the American people bailed out the
big banks and Obama is going to have a serious
talk with them and tell them to please pull their heads out of their fucking asses
Stephanopoulos: how about that Eric?
Cantor: the real problem is that there is too much regulation of banks - who get then mad and refuse
to lend money to small businesses
Stephanopoulos: Obama says the GOP is captured by financial lobbyists
Cantor: we couldn’t support the financial reform bill because it had no bipartisan support
Stephanopoulos: um what
Cantor: Washington activism scare investors so they just put all their money under the mattress
Stephanopoulos: because you always say no to whatever Obama does - does that mean he gets the credit when it turns around like it always does when Dems are in charge?
Cantor: no because Obama is a big spending wacko
Stephanopoulos: you mean like Reagan, Bush I
and Bush II
Cantor: right crazy liberals like them
Stephanopoulos: George why does the economy suck?
Will: because businesses can never know if government will change the rules so they won’t
Stephanopoulos: but government can always
Will: not if businesses control government
like they should
Podesta: Obama should urge bankers
to lend money?
Huffington: fuck that shit - take away their toys
and they will start fucking lending
Stephanopoulos: Summers says the economy is turning around because he has a nice car
Huffington: fuck that sexist dipshit
Ryan: black teens are unemployed - if only we
had a black president
Stephanopoulos: the deficit!
Gillespie: people refuse to invest because they
Stephanopoulos: what does that mean ‘certainty’ ?
Gillespie: just let businesses write all the rules
Huffington: oh fuck you all - Larry Summers is
a lazy fat fuck
Will: the American people understand that the only way to create jobs is low taxes and no rules
Podesta: good god - we put the GOP charge we
had a fucking Depression
Gillespie: [smirking ]
no the Bush economy was a great success
Podesta: [ smacks forehead ]