Meet The Press
June 21, 2009
Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu
Former Sen. Sam Nunn
Former Sen. Fred Thompson
Gregory: the Supreme Leader says
the protestors are terrorists
Arouzi: that’s right so now Bush will
Gregory: no I mean the Ayatollah in Iran
Arouzi: oh yeah him too
Gregory: so the protestors are beaten and
the journalists are harassed?
Arouzi: it’s crazy - I haven’t seen anything like this since Republican convention in New York
Gregory: so why is the Iranian tv showing
Engel: they call them domestic terrorists and
claim they’re attacking the police
Gregory: oh they’re the Bill Ayres of Iran
Engel: Mousavi wants to be a martyr to freedom
Gregory: Now he knows how Pete Hoekstra
feels - today he ordered a non-fat skinny
latte and got cream
Gregory: Should Obama Dare to be Stupid and do what the GOP wants him to do on Iran?
Engel: no he shouldn’t and you know what I
heard - American doesn’t get to decide what happens in Iran!
Gregory: is this is the beginning of the end
of the regime?
Arouzi: Mousavi and the Government are in
a fight to the death
Gregory: this looks bad for the crazy fundamentalists
Engel: Ahmadinejad claims this is all a revolution fueled from the outside
Gregory: so naturally Obama should take from McCain’s advice and play right into their hands
[ break ]
Gregory: Bibi what’s going on?
Netanyahu: the Iranian regime are a
bunch of fucktards
Gregory: this is all about America of course -- so what should Obama do?
Netanyahu: he already said he supports a free Iran and that’s enough
Gregory: Bibi that’s not good enough! Doesn’t America have a unique role to play in a country thousands of miles away where they once overthrew a democratic government and is held in wide suspicion if not outright hatred?
Netanyahu: your grasp of international politics is
indeed keen Greggers
Gregory: Is this a game changer for Iran’s nukes?
Netanyahu: I talked to Obama and he said we are going to prevent Iran from getting nukes and that’s final
Gregory: How are we going to defang Iran??
Netanyahu: we’re going to kick some
fucking Iranain ass
Netanyahu: hey if Iran gets nukes it could spawn
a nuke arms race in the middle east
Gregory: oh noes!
Netanyahu: no its true
Gregory: but you have nukes
Netanyahu: yes but god gave them to the Jewish people 3,000 years ago
Gregory: did the Bush strategy work?
Netanyahu: yeah it’s worked wonders
Gregory: what’s the winning formula for peace
Netanyahu: it’s a secret like the formula for
Coke or the KFC 11 herbs and spices
Gregory: give me a hint
Netanyahu: The Palestinians have to do something
they’re not gonna want to do
Gregory: host a morning talk show?
Netanyahu: something like that
Gregory: Senator you’re a former bad actor and no one likes you - so give us all your expertise on Iran
Thompson: Obama’s not taking a strong stand for freedom and when he doesn’t come from the heart
Gregory: in my opinion hasn’t done enough in country thousands of miles away
Nunn: I heard you were a moron
Gregory: but these protests are all about
the United States
Nunn: no they are not fluffyhead
Gregory: so sad
Gregory: Fred - George Bush called them the Axis
of Evil and it didn’t work
Thompson: George Bush was a wimp and weak
and a cream puff
Gregory: interesting I didn’t know you this crazy
Thompson: we need support the freedom loving protestors and bomb the fuck out of Iran
Nunn: I agree with Fred we need to take tough steps by sitting down with Iranians and telling them if they don’t stand for freedom we are going to pulverize their cities and kill their children
Gregory: should we declare war on North Korea
Nunn: this is a jump ball
Gregory: well Obama does play basketball
Gregory: is Obama’s health care plan
on life support?
Thompson: yes it’s going to cost one million dollars which shows no one has any clue I mean a million is what I got paid to say stupid shit on Law & Order
Gregory: it’s a trillion actually
Thompson: What!? Holy shit!
Gregory: this is very scary
Thompson: there will be rationing and deaths
Nunn: look the old bed was on fire when the
dog went out hunting
Gregory: um what
Nunn: if you want the cookies and ice cream
you gotta milk the cow
Gregory: gosh it’s like being with two charming
old senile grandpas
Gregory: [ high pitched voice ] the deficit!! Omg!!!
Thompson: demmit we could just send out a few vouchers and cut entitlements and everything would be fine grrrrrrrr
Gregory: have the Republicans found
their voice finally?
Thompson: yes giving people health care is crazy
Gregory: there is high unemployment 5 month into his presidency - is Obama the worst President ever?
Thompson: I am forced to agree David Gregory
Gregory: should we let gays serve honorably which they already do but in secret?
Nunn: no we’re in the middle of 2 wars
Gregory: so maybe we need all the good soldiers
we can get
Nunn: hey if I can’t have gay sex why should
they have all the fun?
Gregory: i hear you sammy
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