Sunday, June 21, 2009

Meet The Press with Sam Nunn and Fred Thompson - June 21, 2009

Meet The Press
June 21, 2009
Guests:
Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu
Former Sen. Sam Nunn
Former Sen. Fred Thompson
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Gregory: the Supreme Leader says
the protestors are terrorists

Arouzi: that’s right so now Bush will
waterboard them

Gregory: no I mean the Ayatollah in Iran

Arouzi: oh yeah him too

Gregory: so the protestors are beaten and
the journalists are harassed?

Arouzi: it’s crazy - I haven’t seen anything like this since Republican convention in New York

Gregory: so why is the Iranian tv showing
the protestors?

Engel: they call them domestic terrorists and
claim they’re attacking the police

Gregory: oh they’re the Bill Ayres of Iran

Engel: Mousavi wants to be a martyr to freedom

Gregory: Now he knows how Pete Hoekstra
feels - today he ordered a non-fat skinny
latte and got cream

Gregory: Should Obama Dare to be Stupid and do what the GOP wants him to do on Iran?

Engel: no he shouldn’t and you know what I
heard - American doesn’t get to decide what happens in Iran!

Gregory: No!

Engel: Yes!

Gregory: is this is the beginning of the end
of the regime?

Arouzi: Mousavi and the Government are in
a fight to the death

Gregory: this looks bad for the crazy fundamentalists

Engel: Ahmadinejad claims this is all a revolution fueled from the outside

Gregory: so naturally Obama should take from McCain’s advice and play right into their hands

Engel: right

Gregory: fascinating

[ break ]

Gregory: Bibi what’s going on?

Netanyahu: the Iranian regime are a
bunch of fucktards

Gregory: this is all about America of course -- so what should Obama do?

Netanyahu: he already said he supports a free Iran and that’s enough

Gregory: Bibi that’s not good enough! Doesn’t America have a unique role to play in a country thousands of miles away where they once overthrew a democratic government and is held in wide suspicion if not outright hatred?

Netanyahu: your grasp of international politics is
indeed keen Greggers

Gregory: Is this a game changer for Iran’s nukes?

Netanyahu: I talked to Obama and he said we are going to prevent Iran from getting nukes and that’s final

Gregory: How are we going to defang Iran??

Netanyahu: we’re going to kick some
fucking Iranain ass

Gregory: frawesome

Netanyahu: hey if Iran gets nukes it could spawn
a nuke arms race in the middle east

Gregory: oh noes!

Netanyahu: no its true

Gregory: but you have nukes

Netanyahu: yes but god gave them to the Jewish people 3,000 years ago

Gregory: did the Bush strategy work?

Netanyahu: yeah it’s worked wonders

Gregory: what’s the winning formula for peace

Netanyahu: it’s a secret like the formula for
Coke or the KFC 11 herbs and spices

Gregory: give me a hint

Netanyahu: The Palestinians have to do something
they’re not gonna want to do

Gregory: host a morning talk show?

Netanyahu: something like that

Gregory: Senator you’re a former bad actor and no one likes you - so give us all your expertise on Iran

Thompson: Obama’s not taking a strong stand for freedom and when he doesn’t come from the heart

Gregory: in my opinion hasn’t done enough in country thousands of miles away

Nunn: I heard you were a moron

Gregory: but these protests are all about
the United States

Nunn: no they are not fluffyhead

Gregory: so sad

Gregory: Fred - George Bush called them the Axis
of Evil and it didn’t work

Thompson: George Bush was a wimp and weak
and a cream puff

Gregory: interesting I didn’t know you this crazy

Thompson: we need support the freedom loving protestors and bomb the fuck out of Iran

Nunn: I agree with Fred we need to take tough steps by sitting down with Iranians and telling them if they don’t stand for freedom we are going to pulverize their cities and kill their children

Gregory: should we declare war on North Korea

Nunn: this is a jump ball

Gregory: well Obama does play basketball

Gregory: is Obama’s health care plan
on life support?

Thompson: yes it’s going to cost one million dollars which shows no one has any clue I mean a million is what I got paid to say stupid shit on Law & Order

Gregory: it’s a trillion actually

Thompson: What!? Holy shit!

Gregory: this is very scary

Thompson: there will be rationing and deaths

Nunn: look the old bed was on fire when the
dog went out hunting

Gregory: um what

Nunn: if you want the cookies and ice cream
you gotta milk the cow

Gregory: gosh it’s like being with two charming
old senile grandpas

Gregory: [ high pitched voice ] the deficit!! Omg!!!

Thompson: demmit we could just send out a few vouchers and cut entitlements and everything would be fine grrrrrrrr

Gregory: have the Republicans found
their voice finally?

Thompson: yes giving people health care is crazy

Gregory: there is high unemployment 5 month into his presidency - is Obama the worst President ever?

Thompson: I am forced to agree David Gregory

Gregory: should we let gays serve honorably which they already do but in secret?

Nunn: no we’re in the middle of 2 wars

Gregory: so maybe we need all the good soldiers
we can get

Nunn: hey if I can’t have gay sex why should
they have all the fun?

Gregory: i hear you sammy

Posted by Culture of Truth
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7 comments:

n69n said...

Gregory: Senator you’re a former bad actor and no one likes you - so give us all your expertise on Iran

HA HA!!!!

Ruth said...

Milk the Cow! that's the code word. gotta go bomb now. c u l9r

Jesus X. Crutch said...

Gregory: but you have nukes

Netanyahu: yes but god gave them to the Jewish people 3,000 years ago


At Gomorrah, right?

Ali said...

Gregory: so naturally Obama should take from McCain’s advice and play right into their hands

:)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Gregory: the Supreme Leader says
the protestors are terrorists

Arouzi: that’s right so now Bush will
waterboard them

Gregory: no I mean the Ayatollah in Iran


Win right from the start.

I'd love to see someone put one of your transcripts in front of D. Gregory's face, CoT.
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Anonymous said...

This is the only way to do deal with the morning shows.

Peter Principle said...

You should be more careful with the long verbatim passages, or NBC will sue you for copyright infringement.