Matthews: OMG Obama's health care plan
could have saved Michael Jackson!
Rather: you can put a frog in a skillet
but you can't make it dance
Kay: there can be no consensus between insurance companies and the non-bloodsucking American community
Cooper: he's trying to avoid bill clinton's mistakes
Tweety: Sanford should have tried that!
Ignatius: giving people health care will bankrupt the country
Matthews: but insurers are the best!
Ignatius: at making money, yes
Kay: you may get Snowe and Collins on board
Tweety: you maniacs you blew it up!
Matthews: OMG Obama is smokin'!
White House Press Corp: We are shameless on pressing this very very important issue after all it's almost like going to war!
Rather: we should report on this because Obama’s smoking has a great impact young people considering losing a limb in Iraq!
Matthews: I am optimistic about Iran!
Ignatius: that's because you are a idiot
Matthews: but the Supreme Leader!
Ignatius: Diana Ross?
Ignatius: long-term the Ayatollah is fucked
Tweety: should Obama try to crack them
like an egg and refuse to negotiate
Kay: that won’t help
Matthews: Obama's very dainty and gay
Cooper: you can't work the Iranians
Chris they're fuckers!
Rather: you can teach a donkey math but don't make him Fermat
Matthews: do they realize the West will prevent them from having the bomb?
Kay: hey all the parties in Iran are assholes it's just that one side stole an election
Cooper: true but Mousavi wanted to
reach out to the West
Ignatius: we were all set to talk and then this
crazy shit happened
Matthews: tell me about Michael Jackson!
Kay: he taught my generation to dance badly
Cooper: when I fled repression i took a teddy
bear and "Off the Wall"
Rather: MJ led directly to the election of Obama and was the face of America to the rest of the world
Ignatius: i tried to moonwalk
Matthews: good god you are the whitest man I know
Cooper: it was weird he was a young black man and then he turned into a cross between Liza Minelli and Joel Grey
Matthews: what an American story!
Matthews: does the GOP have any credibility
on family values?
Kay: oh they'll still ride that hypocrisy horse
Rather: the Dems are just as much to blame
Cooper: they're all incorrigible
Ignatius: um doods Obama has family values and the GOP it appears does not
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