The Chris Matthews Show - December 14, 2008

The Chris Matthews Show
December 14, 2008
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Matthews: OMG LBJ was just the man to happify a gloomy nation!!

Robinson: ha!

Matthews: people love Obama!!!

Mitchell: what's not to like!?!

Robinson: fuck the haters

Ceci C: what is Obama hiding?

Tweety: yeah!

Ceci: why hasn't Obama made peace between India and Pakistan

Sullly: oh yeah the tapes exonerate him never mind that Ceci

Ceci: but but but we are talking about it ergo Obama is a bad man!

Mitchell: yes Obama is a bad man because he is from Illinois!

Matthews: why does the Left hate Obama???

Sullly: he's not gay enough

Matthews: the Left!

Sullly: the Left hates torture

Matthews: give me an example

Sullly: your tv show

Ceci CCC: there are signs that Obama is not naive green or wet behind the ears

Mitchell: Teddy K and Daschle are trying to save their legacy

Sullly: just shovel it all at the right make them eat shit

Tweety: he reallly is a Kenyan Centrist

Mitchell: Republicans are buying into bailouts - they have really changed

Sullly: no they were always hypocrites Andrea

Tweety: that's true

Ceci: the real GOP hates deficits

Robinson: yes both Republicans left in America feel that way

Sully: Rush Limbaugh will obstruct efforts to crush Oxy

Matthews: how can we make fun of Obama ??

Robinson: he's black, he's cool, and he's awesome

Tweety: can he be funnny

Sullly: he's to dull

Tweety: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sully: he's not flawed enough

Mitchell: he won't sleep with me

Sullly: that's just good taste

Robinson: don't worry he will stumble

Tweety: i hope so!

Ceci: Rove will lead the fight against Holder

Matthews: wow

Robinson: Obama can't decide whether to swear in on a Koran or not

Mitchell: US will send Jonny Depp to get Pirates!! Arrrr!!!

Sullly: Obama will set up a Truth Commission to investigate torture

Tweety: in the Justice Dept ??

Sully: no in public you idiot

Matthews: OMG I love Dinah Shore

Robinson: i love the Jersey Shore

Ceci: i like hybrids

Matthews: like Obama

Gene: my little red corvette

Mitchell: i had a corvair

Tweety: no wonder Nader hates you

Andrea: no that's because i wouldn't sleep with him

Sullly: gay people are not allowed to drive in america

Tweety: '57 Chevy!