The Chris Matthews Show
December 14, 2008
Matthews: OMG LBJ was just the man to happify a gloomy nation!!
Matthews: people love Obama!!!
Mitchell: what's not to like!?!
Robinson: fuck the haters
Ceci C: what is Obama hiding?
Ceci: why hasn't Obama made peace between India and Pakistan
Sullly: oh yeah the tapes exonerate him never mind that Ceci
Ceci: but but but we are talking about it ergo Obama is a bad man!
Mitchell: yes Obama is a bad man because he is from Illinois!
Matthews: why does the Left hate Obama???
Sullly: he's not gay enough
Matthews: the Left!
Sullly: the Left hates torture
Matthews: give me an example
Sullly: your tv show
Ceci CCC: there are signs that Obama is not naive green or wet behind the ears
Mitchell: Teddy K and Daschle are trying to save their legacy
Sullly: just shovel it all at the right make them eat shit
Tweety: he reallly is a Kenyan Centrist
Mitchell: Republicans are buying into bailouts - they have really changed
Sullly: no they were always hypocrites Andrea
Tweety: that's true
Ceci: the real GOP hates deficits
Robinson: yes both Republicans left in America feel that way
Sully: Rush Limbaugh will obstruct efforts to crush Oxy
Matthews: how can we make fun of Obama ??
Robinson: he's black, he's cool, and he's awesome
Tweety: can he be funnny
Sullly: he's to dull
Tweety: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sully: he's not flawed enough
Mitchell: he won't sleep with me
Sullly: that's just good taste
Robinson: don't worry he will stumble
Tweety: i hope so!
Ceci: Rove will lead the fight against Holder
Robinson: Obama can't decide whether to swear in on a Koran or not
Mitchell: US will send Jonny Depp to get Pirates!! Arrrr!!!
Sullly: Obama will set up a Truth Commission to investigate torture
Tweety: in the Justice Dept ??
Sully: no in public you idiot
Matthews: OMG I love Dinah Shore
Robinson: i love the Jersey Shore
Ceci: i like hybrids
Matthews: like Obama
Gene: my little red corvette
Mitchell: i had a corvair
Tweety: no wonder Nader hates you
Andrea: no that's because i wouldn't sleep with him
Sullly: gay people are not allowed to drive in america
Tweety: '57 Chevy!