Meet The Press
December 2, 2007
Guest: Sen. Jim Webb (D-Virginia)
Russert: jim webb is the surge in Iraq working?
Webb: well that’s a complex question
Timmy: we have all morning Webby
Webb: the Sunni Awakening started before the Surge
Tim: how do you know
Webb: I just got back from Iraq and my son is there
Webb: the Sunnis overplayed their hand - they stated assassinating people when they should have purged voters rolls and stacked the courts
Tim: that’s what I call democracy!
Webb: those terrorists are now are best friends
Tim: awww so sweet
Webb: we made a six month deal with the Shia
Tim: with an option to buy?
Webb: then there are the terrorists who have decided to try to take over Pakistan instead of Iraq
Tim: but they only have a few nuclear weapons
Webb: the turks and kurds may go to war
Webb: yeah it’s fun
Timmeh: Washington Post says that Bush is a genius
Webb: oh that Neoconservative rag???
Timmeh: who calls is that?
Webb: your buddy Chris Matthews
Timmeh: But shouldn’t we build a giant gold statue to Bush??
Webb: he has completely failed to do robust regional diplomacy he lurches from one failure after another and the U.S. military bails his sorry ass out
Russert: is maliki a good guy?
Webb: it’s like Beirut in the 1980s dogs and cats are living together!
Russert: mere anarchy loosed upon the whirled
Webb: the dogs of war are fighting and we all have a dog in this fight - of course Bush is more like Chihuahua
Russert: Bush says Democrats should give him money or soldiers will run out of bullets and die horrible deaths
Webb: they use cheap fear tactics - it’s pathetic
Tim: do you hate our little soldiers
Webb: they want bases for there for the next 50 years
Timmeh: well what’s wrong with that? Korea hosted the Olympics and gave us that great tv show
Webb: I think we should get the hell out of Iraq before Alan Alda strikes again
Timmeh: Iran terror resolution??
Webb: look if you call a group ‘terrorists’ then it’s like saying we are at war and all the smart foreign policy experts -- even Republicans -- voted against it what does that tell you Timmy??
Timmeh: should Bush be impeached if he attacks Iran?
Webb: we should post guards outside the White House to stop him if tries to launch
Timmy: Can the Democrats capture Virginia?
Webb: who is she, one of those missing white women?
Timmy: no, I mean the state
Webb: I talked to army guys in the tidewater and they’re open to a more conservative Democrat
Timmy: would you like to be vice president?
Webb: sure why not
Tim: would you accept it?
Webb: yeah but don’t muzzle me dood
Tim: who’s better Hillary or Barack?
Webb: she’s smarter but he’s better looking
Tim: heh smart answer Webby
Russert: holy omnivores Obama is winning in Iowa
Gregory: he’s found his voice it’s silky smooth and frankly very sexy
Tim: women swooned
Robinson: Hillary was banking on inevitability and Obama has this crazy tactic of meeting people and talking to them
Tim: wow that’s crazy enough to work
Brody: Edwards has slung all the mud for Barack and also done the blocking and tackling
Gregory: dems are nervous because they got burned with Kerry
Michelle Norris: they are playing it safe
Russert: you were at the brown and black forum
Norris: hillary doesn't go down easy
Timmeh: it's all about the black vote in South Carolina Eugene Robinson
Eugene: blacks are looking at this young fellow Barack
Tim: you're saying that south carolina voters will take their cues from inbred white farmers in iowa
Robinson: they like them some Clinton magic
Gregory: she is so evil and polarizing
Brody: intangibles - Oprah and Faith
Russert: hey you never know what will happen Hillary has Teh Bomber and Obama Meets with Bloomberg
Gregory: thankfully tragedy was averted
Russert: yes Obama is a black man but he was not stopped and shot by the NYPD
Norris: Oprah is the #1 tv program in Iowa
Russert: not Meet the Press? so sad
Norris: well with ‘women over 50’ -- you still lead with ‘Demented Shut-Ins’ Tim
Russert: bill clinton said something this week
Brody: it teh Baggage of the Nineties!!
Brodry: he's like allen iverson he was the first black president
Tim: but he was Teh Answer
Brody: what was The Question
Tim: Huckabee leading in iowa even though he's only spent $7.50 and Romney spent $10 million
Brody: he assured the Iowans the he is also a gun-toting bible-thumping cracker
Norris: ron paul may beat mccain
Russert: the NH newspaper has endorsed john mccain of course they also said steve forbes would save America
Gregory: Rudy thinks he can win Callyfornica and Florida
Russert: why those states
Gregory: they are immoral cesspools of perverted sex and corruption
Russert: ah you mean his base
Robinson: bernie kerick says don't worry all the payoffs were accounted for
Russert: huckabee could save rudy's ass
Norris: Rudy has been endorsed by the leaders of the Chrisian Nutty Right but if Rudy supports the Gays they will stay home and watch a wholesome show like Will & Grace
Brody: huckabee said to Rudy ‘you look ugly in that dress but bless you for trying’
Russert: Rudy will be next week
Greogry: with bells on his toes?
Russert: we can only hope