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60 Minutes Interview with Bruce Springsteen
October 7, 2007
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Bruce Springsteen: im a shaman - a storyteller
Scott Pelley: you're worth
[puts a pinky to mouth]
100 million dollars
Bruce Springsteen: im an artist dood plus women swoon
Scott Pelley: its good to be rock star
Bruce Springsteen: it doesn’t suck
Pelley: do you get laid a lot
Bruce Springsteen: entertaining people thrills me
Pelley: you’re an attention whore
Bruce: and you’re a media whore who do u think is having more fun
Pelley: are in you in it for the women or the adulation
Bruce Springsteen: i can't live without the music dood
Scott Pelley: yur controversial
Bruce Springsteen: im interested in america and where were are headed
Scott Pelley: wow u are a radical
Bruce Springsteen: dimwit
Scott Pelley: do u you hate Born to Run
Van Zandt: well are you sick of being a sychophantic asshole
Scott Pelley: no it made me rich
Van Zandt: well there u are
Scott Pelley: this audience is crazee they know all the words
Bruce Springsteen: yes do people seem to like it
Scott Pelley: yur very handsome
Bruce Springsteen: yes i am cool
Scott Pelley: whats with yur voice I thought you were from Jersey
Bruce Springsteen: im an honorary Nebraskan
Scott Pelley: oh?
Bruce Springsteen: i'm channelling woody guthrie so shut the fuck up
Scott Pelley: yur daddy didn't love you
Bruce Springsteen: well after i won an Oscar for a movie about gay love he broke down
Scott Pelley: ok
Scott Pelley: yur not subtle - you ask why should people die for a mistake
Bruce Springsteen: well let me introduce you to a concept called reality
Scott Pelley: like what
Bruce Springsteen: torture, no right to trial,
Scott Pelley: woo hoo!! USA USA USA!
[Springsteen rolls eyes]
Pelley: do u hate America?
Bruce: ha ha ha that's what cowards always say
Pelley: so why sing
Bruce: because I love america and its ideals
Pelley: but u could retire rich and support President Stupid
Bruce: I'm the canary in teh coal mine dood
Pelley: i don't understand
Bruce: that's my point
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
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Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
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