Meet the Press - September 2, 2007

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Meet the Press
September 2, 2007
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Larry Craig on tape: it with sadness and regret that I announce that I am a victim of a witchhunt and will now be joining the cast of La Cage Aux Folles

Mike Murphy: there's a feeling in the Pervert Party that we don't need more trouble and we got lots of it

Russert: Vitter did it too

Bob Shrum: yeah but you know he's got the wide stance when it comes to Teh Gay

Russert: Louisiana has a Democrat guvnah

Shrum: exactly right

James Carville: Craig was a hate filled psycho and yet you have to still pity him because he's so sick

Mary Matalin: let me make up total bullshit now - don't people have something better to do than obsess on other people sex lives oh dear i do have the vapors!!!

Russert: hey stupid he pleaded guilty

Matalin: hillary clinton is evil!!!!

Shrum: heh nice try Matalin if you didn't notice but it's your party which is obsessed with sex

Murphy: bloggers are McCarthyites why are they so obsessed with pointing out the hypocrisy of politicians who are obsessed with other people's sex lives??!!?

Murphy: oh so sad Mitt Romney is a graceless fucker but throwing Craig under the bus was smart

Carville: jeesus there is no humanity in these creepy fuckers Mitt Romney reminds me of Larry Craig the pontificating is just fucking ridiculous

Matalin: Democrats criticize Republicans therefore they are not normal - voters are sick of obsessing with sex why can't we just round up gays and shut them up

Shrum: jesus h christ the Pervert Party is fucking obsessed with demonizing people who have a different sexual orientation for god's sake that's all they do

Murphy: see you take a policy difference, for example taxes or spending or hating homosexuals and you take it so personally

Shrum: yes why on earth would anyone want to take it personally if someone told you had to drink from a different water fountain or forced you to wear a yellow star everywhere

Murphy: right those stars are very attractive! Why it's just a policy difference!

Russert: Thompson sexiest man alive?

Shrum: they all suck

Murphy: Thompson's campaign sucks but if he can raise money, have a good platform, perform well, then he will do well

Tim: wow what an insight

Catalin: i am a normal person and i hate it when people say voters will tag a candidate as elitist for something like gucci loafers why that GOP would never do something like that

Tim: but he's pro-abortion

Catalin: but he's got great jowls, he hates terror and loves Jeebus

Murphy: these motherfuckers all suck and Thompson is not a real conservative anyway

Timmeh: too lazy to win?

Murphy: uh dood ronald reagan my anything to you

Tim: ha ha ha ha ha

Carville: they're loosers

Matalin: your strange Beltway terms frighten and confuse me

Shrum: yes mary matalin: spokesman for the normal people everywhere -- ha ha ha

Tim: he'll be on Jay Leno and skip the debate

Carville: guess what people love that unfunny dood

Matalin: a majority of americans finally realize that we're are So Winning in Iraq - why it's lovely this time of year

Shrum: oh yes what a thrill ‘everything sucks but hey sometime it might not suck’- you run with that

Carville: hey stupid the people do not want a 15 year war

Matalin: Congress demanded signs of progress and Bush is going to give them signs of progress so what's the problem

Shrum: Petraeus says 10 years of war and the people don't want that you stupid bitch

Matalin: hey fat asshole the people don't want an immediate pullout

Shrum: no one is saying that she's lying

[Matalin frowns]

Shrum: go ahead make that sour face your party is going down

Russert: Pollz say

-Edwards and Obama likeable
-Clinton is leaderlike
-Change is Obama
-Terror, Iraq belong to Hillary

Carville: Hillary is a fighter but hey Obama is skilled and Edwards lives in Iowa but the best news is she owns Iraq even though she supports the war

Tim: is Hillary Playing the Terror Card?

Carville: jesus tim what the fuck does that question even mean

Shrum: is she playing politics - dood she's a politician running for office

Russert: but i like saying 'playing the card'

Shrum: iowa could be important

Murphy: Bill Richardson could deliver voters to Obama

Russert: Oooh a scary Asian Man gave money to Hillary Clinton it's just like Johnny Chung!!!!!

Matalin: Hillary is evil as we all know for example did you know Larry Craig having sex in a bathroom is her fault???

Timmy: no but that makes sense

Matalin: all she had to do was screen the asian donors for god's sake

Murphy: did this money come from asian lead based poisonous toys????

Carville: give me a fucking break

Russert: Oooh a scary Asian Man gave money to Hillary Clinton it's just like Johnny Chung!!!!!

Matalin: Hillary is evil as we all know for example did you know Larry Craig having sex in a bathroom is her fault???

Timmy: no but that makes sense

Matalin: all she had to do was screen the asian donors for god's sake

Murphy: did this money come from asian lead based poisonous toys????

Carville: give me a fucking break wasn't Rudy's guy indicted for cocaine charges

Murphy: Obama is the perfect change agent

Elizabeth Edwards: pervert party hates Hillary so vote for John

Carville: hey saying GOP doesn't like someone is not a good reason not to vote for 'em

Russert: this debate will continue in barbecues across america

Audience: dood get a life

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